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Who has a funny English conversation or cross talk between two people, and there is a reward, which is greatly rewarded.
B: That's right
A: Your father likes playing chess, too.
B: Yes.
A: Yes, I used to play chess with your father.
B: Right
A: Once I played chess with your father. Guess who is better?
b: my father plays chess well, of course, my father is good
a: yes, I am good
b: how are you good?
a: your father is so old, of course, I let him. I always steal money. I stole his chess pieces behind your father's back, and your father lost his chess. As a result, I was good at chess and won.
b: that's your skill.
a: I won, but your father refused. He said he had to win two out of three sets. In the second set, guess which one of us is good?
b: according to what I just did, I'm sure you are good.
a: yes, your father is good.
b: why is my father good again?
a: this time, your father won't let me go, and I've been careful. I can't steal any money. Your father is so good, of course I lost.
b: you lost again
a: in the third set, guess which of us is better?
b: I won't guess, just say it.
a: we are tied.
b: I don't guess you two are tied again.
a: yes, at the end, I only have one taxi left, and your father only has one like
b: then don't get off
a: yes, I can't get off either, but your father quit and has to get off?
b: ah, one is like a taxi, and there are no children who can cross the river. then how can we get off?
a: hehe, your father has an idea.
b: what idea?
a: your father said, "why don't we all cross the river?"
b: I haven't heard of it!
a: then your father's elephant crossed the river, and so did my taxi. your father took his elephant as me, and I took my taxi as your father. . . Your father is like me again, I am like your father, your father is like me, I am like your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, and your father is like me, I am your father. . . . . . . . .
b: fuck you! !
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