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Who has a funny English conversation or cross talk between two people, and there is a reward, which is greatly rewarded.

A: I heard that you like playing chess

B: That's right

A: Your father likes playing chess, too.

B: Yes.

A: Yes, I used to play chess with your father.

B: Right

A: Once I played chess with your father. Guess who is better?

b: my father plays chess well, of course, my father is good

a: yes, I am good

b: how are you good?

a: your father is so old, of course, I let him. I always steal money. I stole his chess pieces behind your father's back, and your father lost his chess. As a result, I was good at chess and won.

b: that's your skill.

a: I won, but your father refused. He said he had to win two out of three sets. In the second set, guess which one of us is good?

b: according to what I just did, I'm sure you are good.

a: yes, your father is good.

b: why is my father good again?

a: this time, your father won't let me go, and I've been careful. I can't steal any money. Your father is so good, of course I lost.

b: you lost again

a: in the third set, guess which of us is better?

b: I won't guess, just say it.

a: we are tied.

b: I don't guess you two are tied again.

a: yes, at the end, I only have one taxi left, and your father only has one like

b: then don't get off

a: yes, I can't get off either, but your father quit and has to get off?

b: ah, one is like a taxi, and there are no children who can cross the river. then how can we get off?

a: hehe, your father has an idea.

b: what idea?

a: your father said, "why don't we all cross the river?"

b: I haven't heard of it!

a: then your father's elephant crossed the river, and so did my taxi. your father took his elephant as me, and I took my taxi as your father. . . Your father is like me again, I am like your father, your father is like me, I am like your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, and your father is like me, I am your father. . . . . . . . .

b: fuck you! !