English Drama

English skit script: Sun Wukong vs. Zhu Bajie

An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King

Wukong: Master, isn’t it too much? Tired? Let's take a rest before leaving.

Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.

Tang Seng: It doesn’t matter. There is a house not far ahead. Let’s rest when we get there.

I am fine. Let's have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.

Wukong carefully helped Tang Monk to continue walking. At the same time, the old man, mother and little boy on the other side The daughter-in-law appears.

Little daughter-in-law (crying): Daddy, mommy, I...

Daddy, mommy, I, I...

Old man: Daughter, let’s go quickly , otherwise when the pig spirit comes, it won’t be able to leave.

Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

The little daughter-in-law walked a few steps and then turned back and ran back to her mother's arms, crying in her arms. The old man sighed and wiped tears.

Tang Monk and Wukong walked up to them.

Wukong: Master, here we are.

Master, here we are.

Tang Seng (walked to the old man and saluted, Wukong saw the crying mother and daughter, felt strange, and looked up and down): Old donor, I am

A monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures would like to rest at your place for a night. Is it convenient?

Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?

Old man (pretending to choke): Oh, he is from the Tang Dynasty in the east. Eminent monk, yes, yes. (Turn away and continue crying)

Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please...

Tang Monk was wondering, and my mother heard the sound He raised his head, looked at Tang Seng carefully, and suddenly rushed in front of Tang Seng.

Mom: Eminent monk, you must save my daughter and our family.

Master, please save my daughter, save my family...

Tang Seng: Don’t be sad, old donor. If you have anything to say, please tell me slowly.

Don't be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?

Old man: The eminent monk doesn't know something. We have a pig spirit here, and he is coming to marry my daughter today. , no one can fight it, and now they are preparing to send their daughter out to escape

Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all < /p>

afraid of him.

Tang Seng: Don’t be afraid of the donor, my apprentice is very capable, maybe he can help you.

Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.

Old man: Alas, eminent monk, there have been masters who claimed to have great capabilities before, but it turned out They were all beaten away by this pig spirit. Just hide today

Don’t come out.

Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every

time, they were defeated by the spirit. You'd better keep away tonight.

Wukong: Oh, is there such a powerful monster? I would like to meet him for a while. You just need to hide later and don’t care about what happens outside.

What? Is the spirit really so strong? I'd like to see how great he is. All of you

just stay inside. Don't come out no matter what happens .

At this time, there was a sound of wind (music), and the old man and his family stood up and trembled in fright. The little daughter-in-law was so frightened that she crawled into her mother's arms. Wukong calmly raised his hand to signal the master and the old man's family to hide in the room. He also put up an awning and took a look, then he hid behind the door without haste, revealing a section of red sleeves.

Zhu Bajie walked onto the field with a big smile and shouted: "Little lady, I'm here."

Darling, here I am.

I stood on the stage and stopped for a moment. Seeing no movement, I felt strange. I looked into the house and saw a red sleeve exposed, and I clapped it happily. palm.

Bajie: The little lady is still shy. Don’t you dare to come out to see the old pig? Come, come, come, we are going to be husband and wife, why should we be ashamed? .

Darling, don't be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.

Zhu Bajie ran up and gently pulled the red sleeve, and pulled the little lady After being dragged out, the little lady acted shyly, sometimes like a monkey

.

Bajie: Little lady, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am very capable and will definitely make you live a good life.

Darling, don't be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I

can make you happy.

小 The lady smiled and nodded, scratching her head and ears.

Bajie: Little lady, why do you act like a monkey when you are happy?

Darling, why do you look like a monkey?

Little lady: I ??feel itchy when I am happy, so I scratch it.

When I am happy, I always tickle.

Bajie: Just be happy, be happy. Let's enter the bridal chamber quickly.

Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.

Bajie grabbed the little lady and went into the house. The little lady pretended to use her brain and pulled Bajie back.

Bajie: Wow, little lady, you are so strong, why did you pull me out?

Darling. Why are you so powerful?

Little lady: Husband, you will scare my parents if you go in like this, so let’s go to your house.

Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.

Bajie: Go to my home? That's great, let's go now.

Go to my house? OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.

The two walked a few steps, and the little girl pretended to fall down because of pain in her leg. Bajie hurriedly helped her up, making a gesture of condolences.

Little girl: How can I, a weak girl, go so far? Husband, please carry me.

I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?

Bajie: Can you carry me on your back? OK, OK, OK. Who made you my wife?

Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.

Bajie put the little girl on his back: Madam, we are leaving now.

Darling, Let's go.

Little girl (a little bit on Bajie's head): Let's go, idiot.

Okay. Let’s go.

The music started (until Bajie fell down). Bajie walked around the stage, acting as if he was walking slower and slower and more tired as he walked. The little girl scratched his back

and was very happy.

Bajie: Little lady, why are you so heavy?

Darling, why are you so heavy?

Little woman: It’s not that I am heavy, but you don’t want to carry me, right?

Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)

Bajie: No, no, no, I will carry it, I will carry it.

Yes, I do. I do.

Keep walking hard. The little woman smiled proudly on her back. Bajie was exhausted and fell down. After the little girl fell to the ground,

she nimbly climbed up the rockery on the stage, first pretending to be a monkey smiling at Bajie, and then acting like she was hurt by the fall. Moaning there.

When Bajie heard the woman’s moans, he looked around hurriedly to find his wife.

Bajie: Madam, did you fall? Madam, did you fall? Madam, where did you fall? Why can't I see you?

Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?

Little girl (laughing secretly, then pretending to be in pain): Husband , here I am.

Honey, I am here.

Bajie: Wow, madam, why did you fall to a high place?

Darling. Why did you go up there?

Little girl: It wasn’t you, an idiot who caused this.

That's your fault.

Bajie: I'm sorry, madam. Sorry, madam.

Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.

Little woman: Seeing that you are working so hard, I feel pain from the fall, so please rest.

You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.

Bajie: Great. Let's just take a break!

Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest.

After hearing this, Bajie happily sat down to rest while the little girl looked at him carefully.

Little girl (coquettishly): Husband, I don’t even know where you are from. How can I marry you? You have to tell me.

Honey, how can I marry you? I don't even know where you come from. You must tell me

the truth first.

Bajie : Alas, forget it. I think back then I was the canopy marshal in the sky. I was majestic from all directions, from heaven to earth. Just because he offended Chang'e, he was demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor, mistakenly cast into a pig fetus, and grew up like this.

Alas! Don't mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the

world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig.

That's why I am so ugly.

Little girl: You're so ugly and you dare to come out to see people.

You look too ugly to meet people.

Bajie: I didn’t want to come out originally, but Guanyin of the South China Sea enlightened me and told me to wait here for pilgrims heading to the West. After waiting for so long,

I didn’t see you, so I went out for a walk. Meeting you, madam, is a blessing in my life. What else do I care about seeking Buddhist scriptures from the West? (Bajie happily wanted to hold the little girl's hand)

I didn't want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been

waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It's lucky to meet you here.

The little woman (throwing her hand away): You said you are a god in the sky, how come you are so connected? I can't even carry it, it's unbelievable.

You said that you were an immortal in the heaven. Why can't you carry me? It's

impossible!

Bajie: I really am Gods in the sky, why don’t you believe it?

I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?

Little girl: Then show me your skills.

Show me some gongfu then.

Bajie: Okay, let me show you my hands.

OK, let me show you my gongfu.

Take out the nail palladium from behind the stone and start dancing. The little woman nodded secretly. When Bajie's nail danced in front of the little girl, he was grabbed by the little girl and dragged behind the stone mountain. Bajie was dragged over.

Bajie: Madam, why do you have so much strength?

Darling. Why are you so strong?

Little girl: Drag me out if you can.

Pull me out if you can .

Bajie tried to pull me out, but he didn’t realize that it was Wukong who was being dragged out. As soon as Wukong let go, Bajie fell to the ground.

Bajie: Madam, why are you so cruel to throw me down? Stop joking.

How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.

Wukong laughed: Idiot, look who I am!

You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?

When Bajie saw it, he jumped up in fright: Monkey King, my God.

My god! You are Mahatma!

Bajie turned around and wanted to run, but was stopped by Wukong. The two started fighting. Bajie was no match and was suppressed by Wukong, unable to move.

Wukong: Idiot, do you still dare to harm others here?

You silly! Dare you harm others any more?

Bajie: I don’t dare anymore, I don’t dare anymore.

No, I dare not!

Wukong: Do you still dare to marry a wife here?

Dare you wive yet?

Bajie: Dare not. Great Sage, please spare me.

No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.

Wukong: I don’t even dare to measure you.

I bet you dare not.

Wukong let go, Bajie turned around and wanted to run away, but Wukong grabbed his ear and screamed in pain.

Wukong: Idiot, where do you want to go?

You silly, where are you going?

Bajie: I have promised you not to cause trouble anymore, why don’t you let me go?

I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?

Wukong: Idiot, I'll take you to see the Buddhist monk.

You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.

Bajie: What? Are the pilgrims here?

What? Has Tangseng come?

Wukong: Let’s go.

Yes. Let's go!

The two walked half a circle on the stage and came to the front of the house.

Wukong: Master, come out, this monster has been surrendered by me.

Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated!

Tang Seng and others came out, and the old man and his family were still a little trembling.

Wukong: Idiot, you haven’t knelt down before you’ve seen your master.

You silly, kneel down to meet your master.

Bajie hurriedly knelt down to Tang Monk and called him master. Tang Seng was very surprised.

Master, nice to meet you here.

Tang Seng: Disciple, what is going on?

My prentice, what's up?

Wukong: Master, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva specially asked him to wait here to accompany you to the West to obtain scriptures. < /p>

Bajie.

I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice

and name you Bajie.

Bajie: Thank you, master (stand up stand up).

Thank you, my master!

Old man: Congratulations to the eminent monk for accepting another disciple.

Congratulations!

Tang Seng: Disciples, let’s get on the road. (Bajie is still looking at the little girl reluctantly)

Let's go ahead, my prentices.

Wukong: Bajie, what else are you looking at? Gone.

Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Let's go!

Bajie reluctantly walked to the front to lead the way.