My girlfriend said I was useless in front of my friends, but I was serious!

What are you angry about? Calm down. Although this is related to men's self-esteem, since it is a joke, you can ask by the way, "Where is it? I can't? Let's go home and play another 300 rounds! " That's good, don't be too real, and then tell your girlfriend not to say that in the future. Since you are not a virgin, why bother? Is that so?