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You hurt me and made me laugh at classic magazines.

My mouth is not firm, not only can't keep other people's secrets, but it's also difficult to keep my own.

That year, being framed, my whole life was in a desperate situation. All I can do is stay away from these disturbances. I once thought about quitting my job and leaving my hometown. At this time, a leader I used to know wanted to help me transfer to another city, which was undoubtedly a big turning point in my life.

I was very excited at that time and wanted to find someone to share my feelings at the moment, so I told the good news to those friends who thought I was very good. As a result, the leader called me the next day to reprimand me: Did you tell others about the job transfer? I'm confused about what I said. Later, I learned that just the day before, my leader pressured him to transfer my indicators to his relatives. In fact, he was my self-righteous good friend. Moreover, in order to get this job, my good friend never said a word about me in front of the leader. Through my so-called good friend description, I am a complete idiot with congenital deficiency of IQ and EQ!

Later, I was very impulsive and went to the hostage and asked him why he was so fierce. The man answered me frankly: opportunities are for those who are prepared. Fortunately, my leader hates such people, but he still had a hard time settling down with his boss. Later, my leader said: that kind of person is not worth associating with.

You gain wisdom by eating everything, and you will never meet that person again. It turns out that it has been many years, and that person, that thing, has been out of format. We live on different tracks, and the beauty we encounter every day is enough to offset those filth and unhappiness. Who knows, this man came to me a few days ago and asked me for help, but I decisively refused. He also said me with an unhappy face: holding grudges, being narrow-minded, having no measure and so on. I answered him like this: you hurt me and made me laugh it off? Bah! Tell you: old! Son! Do it! Don't! To!

As a result, it didn't take long for several acquaintances who knew me to become lobbyists for that person. They advised me: How long have you remembered it? He is not open-minded and not measured enough. If he were in his position, he would do something for him and make him feel guilty forever.

I immediately interrupted these saints and pseudo-noble lobbyists. The man's story has been clearly formatted, and it is calm to put it down. You, shut up or go away, I'm not a judge!

My classmate is a spoony person. In order to chase after his wife, he ran to the south to live. His wife said that he didn't like the taste of mutton. He was too greedy to eat a bite of mutton. His wife said, allergic, he can let his wife get married for 8 years, and there is no record of coming to her husband's house; His wife wants to eat dessert in the middle of the night, and even if she is exhausted from working overtime for three days, she will get up all over the street to find the only one she loves (because, once, he really couldn't find the same dessert, so he bought another one, but who knows, his wife threw all the desserts in his face decisively).

Worse is yet to come. His wife is a liberal to herself and a Marxist to others. If her mobile phone is moved by my classmate for three millimeters, she will cry and say that her privacy is violated. My friend's mobile phone, she can definitely check the post at any time, with a good reputation and love to spy! Even so, students still love cheap, unswerving, and never give up. As a result, his wife disliked him so much that she cheated on him. She went on her honeymoon with a 60-year-old Hong Kong businessman. Fortunately, she was tired of being played by Hong Kong businessmen and fell down in Shenzhen, crying and calling my classmates to pick her up.

In the words of my classmates, once, bear it, and it will pass. Who knows that this woman habitually cheated, and in less than half a year, she eloped with a "Rinpoche" and took away all the savings at home. This time, my classmate was sad. It took 20 days to sell the house, go through the formalities and go back to Inner Mongolia.

During that time, I could see that his discomfort was not only sadness, but also loss. I accompany him every day, drink a little wine and listen to his depressed and sad things. People sometimes need a channel to talk. In the face of a sad person, you just need to listen sincerely and quietly. He realized the truth of life better and more thoroughly than you.

Later, he walked out of these haze and found a local man who planned to get married in a down-to-earth manner. Who knows, his ex-wife actually flew over and threatened to kill him. So, many seemingly close friends came to persuade me, and one of them even more happily advised me: I'm dying, which means I really repented. The first bowl of rice was delicious. After all, I have feelings and survived the hard times. What is the difference between forgiving once and forgiving twice? A man can punt in his stomach, and your world is wider.

Faced with these onlookers with high moral standards, wise life and generosity, the students unanimously replied: Shut up, it's your turn, will you be generous to me? !

As a result, a few days later, the generous persuader made a mistake, caught the man in bed, howled that he would die and live, and vowed to die with the mistress and the cheating man. My classmate truthfully replied to his friend's "forgive once" rhetoric, and his friend replied to him: it's easy to stand and talk! I break up with you!

In fact, in this society, there is a kind of people who are even more annoying, that is, people who stand and talk like a baby, people who jump out to show off their glory in the gloom of others, and people who like to tell the truth in the scarred and unprepared betrayal of others. Looking back slowly, many pains in life are more from the so-called second injury with high moral standards. Recently, there is a popular story about tigers eating people. It seems that the quality of each of us has reached the high level of the civilized world, such as not closing the door at night, picking up roads, running red lights, throwing garbage and not swearing. Accuse, abuse, ridicule, make up jokes and tell jokes. Everyone has a high moral standard, everyone is a messenger of civilization, and everyone is a noble person with a smile. From an ocean incident to a flood, every disaster has become a collective carnival, a great display of wisdom and morality, but it lacks reflection and awe.

I sometimes think that if I persuade others to be generous or forgive me, there will be more "what if this happens to me", and there will be less pseudo-noble rhetoric of "using other people's pain to show your nobility, using other people's lows to achieve your climax, and using other people's wounds to splash your salt".

You hurt me and made me laugh it off. This song can be sung in such a brisk way, but only those who have experienced it know how difficult it is to overcome it. When Degang Guo talked about hurting people with high moral standards to comfort him, he replied: I advise you to be a generous person and stay away from him, because lightning will get you into trouble! Of course, this is a joke, there is no need to be so vicious.

However, this is actually an alarm. This society doesn't need so many onlookers, but it needs a lot of reflective people. This society doesn't need so many people to stand and talk, but more people need to squat down and listen to you. This society does not need a set of people who talk so much, but a set of rigorous people, sincere people and practical people in life!

There is a saying: children are not fish, but fish are happy.

There is another saying: summer insects are not ice.

When there are not so many moral experts and pseudo-aristocrats in an era, there are more introspective people and more people who have a bottom line. This is the civilization and progress of an era.

You hurt me, but I laughed it off. That's not generosity, that's cowardice and connivance! Those who comfort the magnanimous are not showing off how noble he is, but that he is better than you!

Then, the next time we meet such a person, we have reason to send him a sentence: bah! Go away!