Classic realistic humorous jokes

In the usual study, work and life, everyone has dealt with composition. Composition is a style composed of words, which expresses a theme through language organization after people's ideological consideration. I believe writing a composition is a headache for many people. The following are the classic realistic humorous jokes I carefully arranged. Welcome everyone to learn from them, I hope it will help you.

Husband beats mice.

The couple went to see the newly bought house. As soon as I opened the door, the mouse ran past me.

Husband quickly closed the door, picked up something and chased it. Just when the mouse was about to be beaten out of breath, the husband opened the door and let it go.

The wife complained that she didn't kill it, and the husband said, "I asked it to send a message to other similar people. Our family is not easy to provoke, and we will bypass it in the future! "

swell

Me: Husband! Why does my foot still hurt after falling for more than a month?

Husband: That's because you don't care about me!

Me: Then I will leave you alone every day. Why don't you see a big belly and be hungry?

Husband: That's angry!

My husband is an idiot.

I had dinner with my husband in the company in the afternoon. My husband checked my mobile phone on a whim and found that his calling name was "my idiot"

He asked me excitedly, "I only rank second in your heart!" " Who is the goods? "

I laughed with the people around me. It turns out that you are really stupid, husband.

make money

A couple encountered a family financial crisis, and finally, they couldn't stand it. The husband said to his wife, you go to nightclubs at night and try to make some money.

Her husband took her to a nightclub and picked her up at night.

"How much did you earn?" The husband asked.

The wife replied, "I made 100 dollars and 50 cents."

The husband said, "Who else will give fifty cents?"

The woman said, "They all give fifty cents!" "

You chose it yourself.

Two couples are discussing giving birth to a boy and a girl. The girl says with certainty that it is your man's decision to give birth to a boy and a girl.

The man answered innocently, I gave it to you, and you chose it yourself.

You are in perfect harmony with the night.

After work, my husband went to the station to meet his wife.

Husband: Wife, I think you should choose more shiny and bright clothes in the future.

Wife: Why?

Husband: You are in perfect harmony with the night. Every time I pick you up, I can't find you!

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