Brainstorming series questions

Brainstorming is a language game that exercises people's thinking. The following is a series of brain teasers I have prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Brainstorming and series of questions (1)

1. What color is celery shit? Answer: yellow! Because Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)

Four people were reported to be playing mahjong, and the police came to arrest them. Why did they bring five people (people who didn't bring the report)? Answer: Because four people are playing a mahjong.

3. What line does the monkey dislike? Answer: parallel lines! Because there is no intersection (banana)

If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? Answer: Yes, if, because if there is a car.

5. A man and a woman were telling jokes at the seaside, and both died. Why? Answer: They drowned because of the tsunami (the sea laughs).

6. blue gun and blue knife, play an idiom to answer: invulnerability (blue)

7. the eleventh book, an idiom answer: incredible (eleventh book)

8. Who will be eliminated most when wolves, tigers and lions play games? Answer: Wolf! Because of Momotaro.

9. Who is dumb, the sun/moon or the stars? Answer: stars! Because the movie sings like this: "The stars in the sky don't talk!"

10. How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click! Because ducks and finches are silent.

1 1. The coffee cup and the glass crossed the road together. Someone said: Here comes the bus! "Why was the glass killed and the coffee cup not? Answer: Because the glass has no ears, but the coffee cup does!

12. Who gave it to you? Answer: "Aha", because Andy Lau sang: Aha! Give me a cup of forgetful water! "

13. Who will be eliminated most when wolves, tigers and lions play games? Answer: Wolf! Because of Momotaro.

14. Coffee cups and glasses crossed the road together. Someone said: Here comes the bus! "Why was the glass killed and the coffee cup not? Answer: Because the glass has no ears, but the coffee cup does!

15. Michelin went to a school to recruit new people. The topic of the interview is: why didn't a bird stand on a high telephone pole and get electrocuted? The whole school only accepts students for life. His answer is that the bird is wearing Michelin rubber shoes!

16. There is a story, the beginning is horrible, the middle is funny, and the end is tragic: once there was a ghost who farted and died!

17. Now the phone is pressed. In the past, telephones used to dial with their fingers in digital holes. At this time, Xiao Ming dialed at home. His home phone number is always wrong. One day, Xiao Ming received a phone call from a woman. She asked Xiao Ming if she could call for help. Xiao Ming asked, why not call himself? The woman replied, because I can only dial this number.

18. Two tomatoes crossed the road, a truck sped by, one tomato couldn't escape and was squashed, and the other tomato laughed at the squashed tomato. Wow haha ~ ~ ~ ketchup!

19. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, it was hit by a car. With a loud cry, it turned into a cucumber!

20. One day, a matchstick itched, so I scratched my head hard, and it killed me and caught fire.

Brainstorming and Series of Questions (2)

1. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and said loudly, Speak! Where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! "College students said a words, was electrocuted! He said, "I'm from TV University! "

A fire broke out in the forest. After three days and nights of rescue, the fire was put out, but the diver's body was found. In order to put out the fire comprehensively and effectively, seawater was extracted and divers were pulled!

Xiao Bai looks like his brother, so he uses an idiom. A: The reason is clear.

4. Q: Why is pear the hottest fruit? A: Pears (ions) are hot.

5. Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world? A: Robot cat. Why: Because he always reaches out his round hand to people!

6. Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world? A: It's still a robot cat. Why: Because he can't see his fingers.

7. A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the cold sea. What did he become when he was fished out? A: Betel nut

8. Q: What chicken runs fast in the world? A: Chicken nuggets (quick)

9. Q: What do African cannibals eat? A: people!

10. Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat? A: Eat vegetables! ~~

Brainstorming and Series of Questions (3)

1. Q: What animal is the owner? A: Pigs, because pigs (pearls) are experts.

2. Q: What animal sticks to the wall most easily? A: Sea (newspaper) leopard

3. Q: What happens when a fat man falls from a building? fat person

4. Q: Who will help you eat when you are full? A: Feilong, because Feilong is added in units of (days).

A little dog was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die? A: He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert.

6. Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still suffocated. Why? A: There is a sign on the dotted pole, which says "No peeing here".

7. Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck to it, but I choked to death. Why? A: Many puppies are waiting in line.

8. Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why? A: Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is very embarrassed.

9. A triangular tree is sent to the North Pole for planting ... when it grows up! That tree is called ...? Answer? Trigonometric function (cold tree) ..............

10. Q: Boss, isn't this called beef noodles? Why is there no beef? ! They call it the old woman's cake. Why not get a wife if you buy it? !

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