Funny jokes about life

1. The weather is as hot as a joke and the days are like nonsense.

2. Instead of mixing, it is better to cook, not seconds, not soaring.

Life is like anxiety, without accurate lyrics, it is thrilling.

4. Get up earlier than the chicken, sleep later than the cat, and earn less hair than the bald man.

5. I want to make a download software called earmuffs. Because lightning is inaudible.

6. When I love you, I am what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

7. The so-called simplicity, those with wings are angels, and those without wings are idiots.

8. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!

9. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

10. When you are completely full, ordinary young people will complain "I'm full" with an empty face, and eating will seem very relaxed, "I want to have a rest" ~

1 1. The first painting was wrong, so we had to scribble all the way.

12. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: rain or shine, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation ...

13. Don't be too confident in yourself. There are more people who can take care of you than you think.

14. For girls, gaining a few pounds is not so terrible. The terrible thing is that the intimate bitch has lost weight again.

15. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

16. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

17. You said you would leave, and you never cared about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

18. You are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and dying, planning one day and lying dead for one year.

19. I told myself a good night story with ups and downs. Now I'm too involved in the play, and I'm still chasing the murderer sleeplessly.

20. Where you fall, you get up. Always falling that way, I suspect there is a pit!

2 1. I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't tell you as much as you like.

22. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

23. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

24. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

25. Mixed society is a physical activity, and it pays attention to four lessons: flash and movement.

26. Whenever the charge rings, I quickly hide in the trench, because: I am undercover!

27. Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

28. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage.

29. After I finished the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

30. A girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

3 1. I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

32. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

33. Some children always fantasize that they are princesses, but I am different. I am the prince.

34. A vendor selling watermelons on the roadside is crying "Not ripe, no money". I went to see him, but I really don't know him. I picked up two watermelons and left.