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1, a group of people in the dormitory are chatting. The topic is: See who is the best for my wife in the future.

A: I will pay both salary and bonus in the future.

I do all the housework.

C: In order not to let my daughter-in-law suffer in the future, I decided to have children with others.

In English class, the teacher suddenly asked me to sit at the same table to do multiple-choice questions, and I stood at the same table for a long time without saying a word. I thought he wouldn't, so I quickly whispered support: "Choose A!" As a result, the deskmate was silent for a while and said "C."

The teacher took a look at us and began to praise our deskmate: "Ma XX is good, stick to your answer, although you are wrong …" Then he began to explain the way of this question.

After class, I asked my deskmate, "Why don't you believe me? I told you to choose one! "

The deskmate replied helplessly: "I was full of crispy noodles. As soon as I said a, I spit it out. "

I told my classmates that I lost my bike and bought it less than a week ago. Very sad. The classmate said that it was nothing. Bought a bike and lost it after only one look;

This classmate asked others to help him buy a bike. At noon, he was cooking instant noodles in the kitchen when someone downstairs shouted, "Xiao Wang, I bought the car!" " "

The classmate poked his head out of the window and looked at it and said, "Put it there. I'm going down. Thank you! " "

Turn off the fire, wipe your hands and go downstairs. The car is gone. ...

4. When I was in college, I went to the boys' dormitory to send snacks to my classmates. I knocked at the door and my friend asked, who is it?

Me: Me!

Friend: Who are you?

Know perfectly well past ask! ! !

I have to say: takeaway.

My friend finally opened the door and pretended to be shocked: how could your boss send such an ugly woman to deliver takeout?

. . . . .

Me: Our boss says it's safer for ugly girls to take delivery.

Friend: Very insightful!