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Classic sentences of Laoshe teahouse

1. Yu Shizhi leaned against the door of the teahouse and said, "Improve and improve, the more you change, the colder you get!"

2. Time is the age of heroes, and life is human life.

When man is an animal, money is his courage.

Now that I think about it, Qing was not good either, but I was hungry in the Republic of China.

There is nothing to make people happy these days, but things to make people laugh are everywhere.

6. Is a dead horse a living horse doctor? That's delusion! A dead horse is a living horse doctor, and a living horse is a living horse doctor!

7. The smoke of the British Empire, Japan's "white face", the two great powers are serving me alone. Is this a blessing?

8. Even in rivers and lakes, it's all bad karma.

9. He is getting richer and richer! But his little career, hum, foreigners only need to stretch out a little finger, push him to the ground and never get up again!