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Toilet paper I have a classmate who never buys toilet paper himself, but always goes to someone else to get it when using it. I saw it once when I was getting toilet paper at my house. I said to him angrily, why do you always take my toilet paper? Won't you buy it yourself? He said with a smile, don't be so stingy! Isn't it just a little toilet paper I'll give it back to you when I'm finished! Good woman Zhang San's daughter-in-law is at home all day. Zhang San had no choice but to find Li Si, the matchmaker, and said, "When you introduced our baby, you kept saying that she was a good woman, and as a result, she was like this ..." Li Si quickly explained, "I only said that she was a good woman, not a good wife!" The butcher was caught whoring and fined 4000 yuan and issued a receipt. One day, the butcher and his wife found this receipt, but they only knew 4000 yuan and didn't know the word' whoring'. They asked the butcher: what is a fine of 4000 yuan? The butcher replied: punish me for injecting water into the meat! A non-citizen father looked at his son's report card and found that he failed several subjects. Father: Why is your geography abroad so poor? Son: Because I have never been abroad! Father: Is your history so bad? Son: I was born too late. I didn't know most of the things before! Father: Why can't citizens fail? Son: I am underage. I am not a citizen at all! ! Fool Xiao Qiang's uncle came to see him, and when he left, he took out 100 yuan and gave it to him: "You can keep the change of this money, put it away, and if you lose it, it will be given away for nothing." Xiao Qiang said excitedly, "I know that only fools send money." After listening, my uncle thought about it and said, "What you said is reasonable. I don't think I will give you money. "