A witty sentence and a short joke.

1, prison, prison, prison, prison, prison, prison, prison. You got it?

2. A supermarket received a packet of sugar returned by a customer, and there was a note on it, which said, "As food, it contains too much sand. Building a house is not enough and there is not enough sand. "

3. Li Chuangwang only found 172000 taels of silver in the national treasury, so he tortured officials in Beijing one by one and spent 70 million taels in ten days. Well, next time you register an oil press, you will use the "trump card".

4. After Pu Yi abdicated, he counted the official items and found that the inscription on a blue-and-white porcelain bottle was: Ming Kangxi Year System.

5. I didn't lose weight in April, but I was sad in May. In June, passers-by thundered, but boyfriends didn't. In August, I got a tan. In September, I stayed indoors. In October, I got fatter. 1 1 month, I'm tired of blind date. 12 months, I was alone. In January, I didn't measure it. In February, my meat became fatter. In March, everyone didn't recognize me.

When I first got married, I was very happy. When I got home after a hard day outside, my dog ran around barking at me, and my wife handed me slippers. Now everything has changed. When I got home, the dog brought me slippers and my wife barked at me.