Jokes about Shandong cuisine

People, nature, sun, meat and heat are spoken in Mandarin, and people, nature, sun, meat and heat can be understood by everyone. In Zibo, they are Lan, Lan, Er, Lou and Le. In Jiaodong's words, it is silver, character, meaning, friendship and leaf. Speaking of Japanese, Zibo said it was "Two Lens" and Jiaodong said it was "One Boyin". Look, it's different!

It is said that a hotel in Jinan, Shandong Province is a famous hotel, and all kinds of meals are delicious. Foreign guests often come here for dinner, and local enterprises like to arrange it in this hotel. On this day, a Japanese customer came to a company. The boss of the company is going to treat guests in this hotel and ask the secretary to call to order food. The secretary is from Jiaodong. How do you say this? He said this: XX Hotel? I'm from XX Company! There is a "Yiboyin" coming to your hotel for dinner, please arrange it! The phone hung up.

The person who answered the phone is a newcomer. He changed "one tone" into "one hundred people". This is a group dinner! Report to the manager on duty immediately. The manager said, what standard? Remember in the future, this kind of thing must be asked clearly! This is very clever. Call back immediately and ask: XX Company? Just now, a gentleman called and said that 100 people from your company came to our hotel for dinner. What is the standard? The secretary happened to be out this time. It was the director of the office who answered the phone. The director is from Zibo, and when he heard it, he was anxious: Who said "One North (One Hundred) len"? It's "two shots" The person who answered the phone quickly reported to the manager: not one hundred people, but two hundred people-are you kidding?

Shandong has Laiwu dialect, which is simply a foreign language! Don't believe it? There's one thing-

Last year, a foreign food delegation came to Shandong to inspect Shandong cuisine and wanted to introduce it to their country. I heard that Laiwu's fried chicken, whole lamb soup and meat dishes are very famous, so I went to Laiwu to investigate. Walking, I saw an old lady sitting in front of the door, holding a cat in the sun, and foreign friends greeted him politely. According to local customs, the translator said, old lady, what do foreign friends ask you! The old lady said, "Play with the cat"!

Foreign friends were overjoyed to hear about "Ancient Mao Ning", thinking that the old lady could greet her in English, so they gave her a small gift. The old lady took it and said, I have Laiwu! Hearing this, foreigners are surprised that the old lady can really speak English and say "Ella Uyou!" " Hug the old lady when you are excited. The old lady said, "You are so noisy!" -Look, the old lady can even say "no"!