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Zhang Fei and Guan Yu's jokes about strength.

Zhang Fei is sure to defeat Guan Yu.

In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhang Fei's force value ranks second, second only to Lu Bu.

Zhang Fei is not only skilled in martial arts, but also has a loud voice. When fighting a strong enemy, he often "shouted" and made a noise of more than 500 decibels, causing serious interference to the enemy, and took the opportunity to launch an offensive and overthrow the enemy.

What is even more chilling is that Zhang Fei has the courage to be brave and not afraid of death. When he met a strong enemy, he dared to trade his life for his life, dare to fight and dare to fight, attack more and defend less, and press hard, so even Lu Bu, the best in the world, was terrified to see him.

By comparing Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's several battles with their common opponents, we can see their differences.

First, Lu Bu

Look at Zhang Fei's performance first:

Zhang Fei and Lu Bu fought four wars. The first time was in the fifth episode of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Looking back: send a letter to all towns to fight Lu Bu against Cao Gong Sanying.

In the Battle of Tiger-fastened Pass, Lu Bu showed great power and defeated the Allies several times in a row. Gongsun Zan went to war and was defeated by Lu Bu several times. At the critical moment, Zhang Fei held the situation and fought with Lu Bu for fifty rounds. In the battle in which the three brothers in Taoyuan surrounded Lu Bu, Zhang Fei provoked the girder and played the most important role.

Zhang Fei fought Lu Bu in the night attack on Xuzhou by Lu Bu. Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the fourteenth time.

Back to the eye: moved to the capital of Xu, and attacked Xu County at night.

Lu bu was drunk by Zhang Fei, and Xuzhou's defense was lax.

Inside, launch a night attack. But even in this case, Lu Bu "always knew how to fly bravely and didn't dare to push" and let Zhang Fei go.

Zhang Fei's third battle with Lu Bu was outside Xiapi City, in the sixteenth episode of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Looking back: Lv Fengxian shot the halberd Yuanmen, and Cao Mengde was defeated by the division.

Lu Bu is brave, but Zhang Fei is not afraid. He was particularly provocative and deliberately robbed his horse. Lyu3 bu4 was furious and came to criticize, and Zhang Fei confronted him. The two sides fought more than a hundred times, but Lu Bu couldn't help Zhang Fei.

The fourth encounter between Zhang Fei and Lu Bu was outside Xuzhou. In the 19th episode of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Looking back: Cao Cao's soldier in Xiapi City, Baimenlou, was killed by Lu Bu.

Lyu3 bu4 and jun war, losing ground. Zhang Luyufei and Zhang Fei came to fight at once, but Lu Bu actually sent Gao Shun to consume Zhang Fei's physical strength first. Seibel couldn't resist, and Lu Bu went into battle himself. Seeing the arrival of enemy reinforcements, Lu Bu immediately retreated and fled.

This is the only time in Lu Bu's combat career that he chose humiliating retreat in one-on-one combat.

In the four battles with Lu Bu, Zhang Fei performed better and better and became more and more brave. In the last battle, this situation changed. In the end, he gloated and defeated Lu Bu.

Let's take a look at Guan Yu's performance towards Lu Bu.

Guan Yu and Lu Bu met twice, the first time in the fifth episode of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Looking back: send a letter to all towns to fight Lu Bu against Cao Gong Sanying.

In the Battle of Tiger Prison Pass, I saw that Zhang Fei and Lu Bu fought to 50%, and Guan Yu also joined the battle. They fought together for 30 rounds. The result is "Lu Bu can't beat".

This shows that Guan Yu's participation in the war was an auxiliary role at that time, and Zhang Fei was the main point of attack.

The Second World War between Guan Yu and Lu Bu was outside Xiapi City, in the 19th episode of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Looking back: send a letter to all towns to fight Lu Bu against Cao Gong Sanying.

After being repelled by Zhang Fei, Lu Bu fled with his troops and met Guan Yu again.

Lu Bu rushed to the battlefield, and Zhang Fei followed. Lyu3 bu4 "with Chen Gong and others all the way, down the Pi".

But according to our analysis, the real reason for Lu Bu's escape is the pursuit of Zhang Fei behind him. He has always been afraid of Zhang Fei, and just lost to Zhang Fei, he quickly withdrew.

Guan Yu actually had many opportunities to face Lu Bu directly, but every time Zhang Fei took the initiative to challenge Lu Bu. At this point, Guan Yu's performance is far less than Zhang Fei's.

Second, Xu Wei

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei also have a common rival, Xu Qi, and their performances are also different.

Zhang Fei and Xu Qi met three times, the first time was at Boling Ferry outside Xinye. Chapter 41 of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Looking back: Liu Xuande and his people crossed the river in Zhao Zilong alone and rode on the Savior.

Zhuge Liang set fire to a new field, and Cao Jun was defeated and fled. He met Zhang Fei at Boling Ferry, and Zhang Fei immediately came to beat Xu Wei. Xu Wei "didn't dare to fight again, and took the road and fled."

Zhang Fei was ambushed in Wulin after Battle of Red Cliffs in World War II. Chapter 50 of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Looking back: Zhuge Liang calculated Huarong Road and Guan Yunchang interpreted Cao Cao.

When Chibi was defeated, Cao Cao fled hastily and was ambushed by Zhang Fei in Wulin. Xu Chu "rode without pommel horse to fight Zhang Fei", and Zhang Liao and Huang Xu also participated in the attack.

Even if it is three enemies and one, it is not cheap. After the battle, Cao Cao recalled his generals and said, "Many people were injured." . It seems that Zhang Fei has taught these people a profound lesson.

The three battles between Zhang Fei and Xu Qi were all in the battle of Hanzhong in Chapter 72 of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Looking back: Zhuge Liang and Cao Aman retreated from Hanzhong to Gu Jie.

Xu Yishou

I was ordered to escort the grain and grass, but I was as drunk as a fiddler and met Zhang Fei to rob the grain. When the two played chess, Xu Qi got drunk and "couldn't resist Zhang Fei". He was stabbed in the shoulder with a spear and turned over.

It seems that Xu Kun was seriously injured this time, and he has never confronted anyone since then. Zhang Fei ended Xu Kun's fighting career.

Guan Yu and Xu Qi once met in the battle of heaped-up mountains outside Xiapi City in Chapter 25 of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Back to the goal: save the white horse and save Cao Cao.

Liu Bei and Zhang Fei were caught in a sneak attack on Cao Ying and ran away. Guan Yu was lured out of the city by the enemy and trapped in a dirt mountain. Guan Yu broke through, and Lu and Shu blocked the way. Guan Yu "bravely killed the enemy" and defeated the joint attack of Xu Shu and Huang Xu.

Xu Kun was the first warrior in Cao Wei's camp. Defeated by Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. It seems that Zhang Fei is the bane of Xu Kun's life. Zhang will be defeated when he meets him, and there is a gap in rank.

Third, Ji Ling.

Zhang Fei and Guan Yu also have a common opponent, that is, Ji Ling, the first valiant soldier under Yuan Shu.

The fight between Guan Yu and Ji Ling was in the first 14 episode of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Back to the eye: moved to the capital of Xu, and attacked Xu County at night.

Yuan Shu sent Ji Ling to recruit Liu Bei, who met Guan Yu. Guan Yu confronted Ji Ling,

"Thirty times in a row, regardless of the outcome", Ji Ling shouted, have a rest, and the two sides went on strike.

The duel between Zhang Fei and Ji Ling was in the 2 nd1episode of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Looking back on the past: Cao Cao cooking wine on the hero Guan Gong seizing the city and beheading Che Zhou

The battle between Zhang Fei and Ji Ling was less than ten times.

Zhang Fei "let out a cry and stabbed Ji Ling under the horse". Noise interference was used, and Ji Ling was quickly killed.

Through the analysis of Guan Yu's record, we find that he has one characteristic. As long as he can withstand the onslaught of Guan Yu in the first 30 rounds, he will often fall into a lasting stalemate. This is a weakness of Guan Yu, because his dragon crescent moon blade weighs 82 Jin, and it takes a lot of effort to wave it. If he insists on his attack in the first half, it is easy to drag Guan Yu into a protracted war.

Zhang Fei is different. Zhang Fei's strength is not weak For example, he once killed an axe to punish Daorong. However, Zhang Fei's Zhang Ba snake spear won't consume too much physical strength, but he can still find the right opportunity to make a sudden effort.

Moreover, Zhang Fei is fierce and not afraid of death, while Guan Yu is arrogant and conceited, loves himself more, does not want to fight for his life, and lacks the ruthless power of Zhang Fei.

If Zhang Fei confronts Guan Yu, Zhang Fei will undoubtedly carry the first 30 rounds easily. If we continue to fight, Guan Yu will be in a very bad situation.

If you are tired, rest and fight again. If you are hungry, call again. It's hard to tell the winner after three days and three nights. In a word, it's even.

First of all, the ancients put loyalty first. As sworn brothers in Taoyuan, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei could never meet each other, let alone become sworn brothers, which shows that they appreciate each other and treat each other sincerely. One or two things can be seen from the rhetoric of "I don't want to be born on the same day in the same year, but I want to die on the same day in the same year", so this assumption is untenable.

Secondly, if we have to compete together, Hao Lijun thinks that Zhang Fei (Yi De) is slightly better than Guan Yun (Yun Chang).

What? Hearing this result, the audience's friends may be surprised and express surprise. Zhang Fei is better than Guan Yu? Didn't you smell the heroic deeds of Guan Yunchang's warm wine, such as chopping Hua Xiong, chopping Yan Liang over Wen Chou, riding a thousand miles alone, driving seven armies, and going to the meeting alone? I can remember it vividly and it still rings in my ears. How can they be better than Zhang Fei?

Don't worry, gentlemen. Listen to Hao Lijun slowly.

First, Guan Yu is tall and burly, and he will never lose weight. Among them, "Guan Yu is nine feet tall" and the 25th time when Cao Cao gave Guan Yu a horse, Cao asked, why is Yunchang's horse so thin? Guan Yu replied that my weight is beyond the capacity of a horse, and this is the evidence. As we all know, if the body is too high and overweight, the reaction and speed, that is, the sensitivity, are not good enough (even if the horse can't bear the load, the agility is similar). And Zhang Fei, who is eight feet tall, has a reputation of "fierce", which shows that although he is also burly but aggressive, he is an energetic soldier and is better than Guan Yu here.

Secondly, Guan Yu was injured as many as three times in several battles, and most of them were injured by backstabbing. It is conceivable that the face-to-face battles are all in broad daylight, and the distance is close. One stroke and one type can resist the attack, while the backstabbing relies on observation, reaction and quick disposal, which is lacking from Guan Yu's repeated arrow injuries. However, Zhang Fei was not injured except death, which shows that Zhang Fei has strong reaction and disposal ability and is a soldier with comprehensive quality.

Third, Guan Yu had a war before the war, but he won quickly and was less anxious. His quick effect can be seen from his beating Hua Xiong with warm wine and Wen Chou with Yan Liang, but the number of battles is less than 100, which shows that he can't stand a protracted war because of his heavy weight and reaction consumption. And Zhang Fei, whether in the Three British Wars with Lu Bu or in the subsequent siege pool, especially with Ma Chao from day to night, and burning the midnight oil at night, Zhang Fei not only has strong martial arts and endurance, not to mention the retreat of Cao Jun on Dangyang Bridge, but also highlights Zhang Fei's strength, courage and self-confidence, and is a real strength fighter.

To sum up, Zhang Fei is slightly better than Guan Yu. Some people will say, since Zhang Fei was so powerful, why did he die at the hands of a pawn? Haha, I am anxious to avenge my brother. At that time, Emperor Liu Bei did not listen to dissuasion and vowed to take revenge. His ministers and brothers are worried. After Guan Yu beheaded Yan Liang, Cao Cao praised him and said, What is this? My third brother, Zhang Fei, took the head of a general in a million-man army, which surprised everyone and revealed clues.

Guan Yu's evaluation of Zhang Fei seems to be above himself.

If Guan Yu and Zhang Fei work hard, Guan Yu is bound to lose. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are sworn brothers with high martial arts. Both of them can occupy the top ten positions in the military rankings of the Three Kingdoms, and their achievements are also very brilliant. Guan Yu, in particular, can be regarded as the most famous figure in killing the enemy during the Three Kingdoms period.

However, if Guan Yu and Zhang Fei fight hard, he will definitely lose, because Guan Yu and Zhang Fei have the same martial arts, but their tactics are completely different.

First of all, Guan Yu is a swordsman. He was good at surprise attack, and then with the help of high speed and strength, he killed his opponent in one round, just like Hua Xiong was killed by warm wine. However, if we can resist Guan Yu's previous knives and enter a stalemate, Guan Yu's threat will not be so great, as can be seen from his battle with Lu Bu.

Zhang Fei is completely different. Zhang Fei is characterized by great strength, even greater than Lu Bu. This is also one of the reasons why he can fight with Lu Bu dozens of times. Of course, he also played very hard, and Zhang Fei had enough endurance. Even if there is a stalemate, he is very threatening.

So if Guan Yu and Zhang Fei fight, Zhang Fei will definitely be very alert to the offensive in front of Guan Yu, instead of being killed in a fog like Yan Liang and Wen Chou.

Although Guan Yu knows Zhang Fei's fighting characteristics, he can't change his fighting mode, because he is an expert and can only use the way he is best at. At the same time, unlike Zhao Yun, he is a skilled player. There is really no good way to deal with Zhang Fei, so he can only play hardball.

So, a fight between two people must be the following:

In the first 100 round, the two played inextricably. It is estimated that just like the battle between Guan Yu and Huang Zhong, they all ended in a draw.

/kloc-in the middle of the 0/00 round, Guan Yu must gradually fall into a disadvantage because the outbreak period has passed, and Zhang Fei began to occupy a certain advantage.

In the next 100 round, Zhang Fei began to suppress Guan Yu in an all-round way. Coupled with Guan Yu's lack of strength, it is bound to leak out and eventually be beheaded by Zhang Fei.

In fact, Guan Yu's fighting capacity is not as good as Zhang Fei's. This can be seen from their dealing with the same opponent. This opponent is Ji Ling. Guan Yu and Ji Ling couldn't get it in 30 rounds, but Zhang Fei defeated Ji Ling in less than 10 rounds, which is enough to show that Zhang Fei's martial arts is better than Guan Yu's.

Therefore, if Guan Yu and Zhang Fei fight hard, Guan Yu must lose.

This assumption is ok, but they won't fight in reality and reality! According to your hypothesis, the reflection records that Zhang Fei is not as good as Guan Yu, and both Zhang Fei and Guan Yu are enemies! In the romance of the Three Kingdoms, it's even! If you are really competitive, Zhang Feisheng and Guan Yu did well in the first few rounds, and Zhang Fei really has the strength to meet Guan Yu's first few rounds! In the long river of history, Zhang Fei has always been a god-like existence. In the romance, Lu Bu was not the first one, but Zhang Fei. However, in modern and contemporary times, people think that Lu Bu is the first! However, at that time and later, only Guan Yu was a military commander, so it was a saying in the romance, and historical records was a saying, but Zhang Fei was not as good as Guan Yu in the history of Hengxin.

I only have a little poem to tell you the answer!

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are close as honey.

Outside is not inside, this is a real hammer.

Call 300 times if you want.

Brother didn't blow it, Guan Yu hit Zhang Fei.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei will not become enemies, so there will be no real despair. If you have to compare, Guan Yu will be better.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei fought twice. The first time we met, there was a scuffle, and Guan Yu seemed very relaxed. The second time was in Gu Chenghui. Facing Zhang Fei's misunderstanding, Guan Yu used a knife to deal with Zhang Fei's snake spear. Isn't this the author's suggestion that Guan Yu's martial arts surpass Zhang Fei's?

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are famous in the history of the Three Kingdoms. They are all tiger ministers and ten thousand enemies. ...

But there are few examples of one-on-one hit in official records, adding up to five or six places!

According to the analysis of romance, if Guan Yu and Zhang Fei confront each other and fight to the death, Zhang Fei will win!

Why? The two are evenly matched, and it is impossible for them to kill each other in Athens. Random combat will exceed 100 rounds or even hundreds of rounds. Everyone knows that Guan Yu's dragon crescent moon blade is too heavy, and a protracted war will inevitably consume great physical strength, so look at Guan Yu's chopping record. Those who can't win by surprise and end the battle in a short time will become a protracted war! For example, war generals Huang Zhong, Pound, Huang Xu, Xia Houdun, Ji Ling, etc. The longer it takes, the harder it is for Guan Yu to slay each other!

Therefore, I personally think that even with the bonus of red hare, Guan Yu is hard to kill when he meets a military commander with equal or even inferior strength!