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Can I open an account when buying a second-hand house?

Dude, are you crazy? Good Dalian hukou, do you sign it in Yanjiao? Do you really think Yanjiao is likely to be included in Beijing?

For the sake of fellow villagers, I'll tell you a true joke:

I am a second-hand house, but in Tongzhou, Beijing, many colleagues buy houses in Yanjiao, of course, not to be included in Beijing, because it is cheap and close to Tongzhou.

Once several colleagues took a taxi in Yanjiao, and as soon as they got on the bus, they set off for Hu Kan. They said the newspaper said they were going to cross the subway or something. It seems that it is expected to be included in Beijing. At this time, the uncle who drove the taxi turned around and said, "Oh, since I was in primary school, there has been such a saying that Yanjiao should be included in Beijing. I am 50 years old this year. "

You didn't talk at that time ~ ~