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Hua Xiong was defeated by Wen Jiu: Cao Cao recruited soldiers and joined forces with Yuan Shao, Gongsun Zan, Sun Jian and other 17 troops to attack Dong Zhuo. Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei went with Gongsun Zan. Hua Xiong, the general of Dong Zhuo, defeated Sun Jian, the pioneer of the Tenth Eighth Route Army, and killed two generals before the battle. He is very proud. The 18 th Route Warlord panicked and was at a loss. Yuan Shao said, "It's a pity that my generals Yan Liang and Wen Chou are not here, otherwise I am not afraid of Hua Xiong." As soon as the voice fell, Guan Yu shouted, "The young man is willing to cut off Hua Xiong's head!" Yuan Shao thought Guan Yu was just an archer on horseback and said angrily, "We have hundreds of generals on the 18th Route, but we want to send an archer on horseback. Doesn't it make Hua Xiong laugh? " Guan Yu said loudly, "If I can't kill Hua Xiong, please cut off my head." Cao Cao listened and appreciated it very much. So he poured a cup of hot wine and handed it to Guan Yu, saying, "General, drink this cup before you kill the enemy." Guan Yu took the glass, put it on the table and said, "Wait until I kill Hua Xiong!" Say that finish, carrying a broadsword on the horse.
Guan Yu was so skilled in martial arts that he soon cut off Hua Xiong's head. Back to the barracks, Cao Cao quickly picked up the glass on the table and handed it to him. At this point, the wine in the cup is not cold. ......
Three British wars Lu Bu:
Chen Gong was about to kill Cao Cao when he suddenly turned to him and said, "I'm here for my country. It's unfair to kill him. If you don't give up, he will go. " Put the sword on the horse, and before dawn, he went to Dong Jun. Cao Cao felt that he had never seen Chen Gong, so he thought, "When this man saw me say these two words, he thought I was heartless and left me;" I should hurry and not stay too long. " So I went to Chen overnight to find my dad, ready to talk in the past; Want to disperse family assets and recruit volunteers. Father said, "I'm afraid I can't do it without money." Some are filial and loyal, and the family is very rich; If you get help, things can be done. " Cao Cao gave a banquet, invited Wei Hongjia and told him: "Today, the Han family has no owner, Dong Zhuo is autocratic, bullying the monarch and harming the people, and the world is gnashing its teeth. Cao Cao wants to help the country, but he hates it. Gong is a honest man who dares to ask for help! " Wei Hong said, "I've been thinking for a long time, and I hate not meeting heroes. Since Meng De has great ambitions, he is willing to help his family. " Fuck the joy; So he first issued a rectification edict, then he reported it to all schools, then recruited volunteers, erected a white flag for recruiting soldiers, and wrote the word "loyalty and righteousness". In a few days, all the people who should confess will look like Qing Yu.
One day, a patriot named Le, Jin and Cao Cao came to vote in Yangping. There is also a giant deer man, surnamed Li, who is famous in the city and whose words are all over the city. He also came to vote for Cao Cao. There's only one fucking official left. Xia Houdun, a Peiguo Bridge, is behind Xia Houying. From primary school guns and sticks; 19 14 years, he learned martial arts from his teacher, and someone insulted his teacher, killed him and fled to a foreign country; Suddenly Cao Qi was summoned, and Xia and each led more than a thousand brave men to the meeting. These two men are Cao Cao's brothers: Cao Cao's father, Cao Song, was originally the son of Xiahou's family, and had a family relationship with Cao Cao. A few days later, Cao Shi's brothers Coss and Cao Hong each led thousands of soldiers to help. Cao Ren's word is filial piety, and Cao Hong's word is Lian: they are proficient in martial arts. Cao Cao was overjoyed and trained in the village. Wei Hong tried his best to buy an armored flag. There are countless people delivering meals from all directions.
At that time, Yuan Shao wanted to exercise the imperial edict, so he assembled military forces and led 30 thousand troops to meet Cao Cao from Bohai Sea. Carry out a campaign to go deep into the counties. "Cao Cao and others should righteously announce to the world: Dong Zhuo deceives heaven and earth and kills the country and kills the king; Disturbing the palace and endangering life; Wolves are cruel and evil! Today, Feng Mi summoned righteous men and vowed to cleanse China and kill them all. Hope Xingyi division, * * * vent public anger; Support the royal family to save the people. When you come to Japan, you can pursue it quickly! " After Cao Cao sent his troops, the governors of various towns rose up in succession and fought in succession: the first town, later General Nanyang, was the satrap of Yuan Shu. The second town, Jizhou secretariat Han Fu. The third town, Yuzhou secretariat Kong Zhou. The fourth town, Yanzhou secretariat of Liu Dai. The fifth town, Wang Kuang, the satrap of Hanoi County. The sixth town, Liu Chen satrap Zhang Miao. The seventh town, East County satrap Qiao Huan. In the eighth town, Yang Shantai kept Yuan Yi. The ninth town, Baoxin, Hebei North Township. The tenth town, Kong Rong, the magistrate of Beihai. The eleventh town, Guangling Taishou Zhang. The twelfth town, Tao Qian Xuzhou secretariat. The thirteenth town, west cool satrap marten. The 14th town, Beiping satrap Gongsun Zan. The 15th town, Shangdang satrap JASON ZHANG. The 16th town, Wu Chenghou Changsha satrap Sun Jian. Shao, the seventeenth town of Qixiang, is the satrap of Bohai Sea. 300,000 to 120,000 soldiers and horses from all walks of life, each led by a civilian military commander, came to Luoyang.
Let's talk about Gongsun Zan, the satrap of Beiping, who commanded fifteen thousand soldiers and passed through Pingyuan County, Texas. Between the lines, I saw a yellow flag among the mulberry trees in the distance, and several riders came to meet me. Seeing it, it is also. Jun asked, "Why is my good brother here?" Liu Bei said: "I used to be the magistrate of Pingyuan County, and I was guaranteed by my brother. Now I hear that the army has passed here and will wait for you later. Please invite your brother into the city to rest his horse. " Praise pointed to Guan and Zhang Yue: "Who is this person?" Liu Bei said, "This Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are sworn brothers." Jun said, "You and the person who broke the yellow turban insurrectionary?" Liu Bei said: "It is the efforts of these two people." Jun said, "Where do you live now?" Liu Bei replied, "Guan Yu is a horse archer and Zhang Fei is a foot archer." Admire: "this can be described as ruining the hero! Now, Dong Zhuo's insurrection, the governors of the world will punish it. Good brothers can abandon this humble official, beg thieves together and help the Han family. What? " Liu Bei said, "I am willing to go." Zhang Fei said, "If I had killed the thief, it wouldn't have happened today." "It's time to pack up and go," said Yun Chang. Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Yin rode with Gongsun Zan, followed by Cao Cao. The princes also arrived one after another, and camped under the camp, connecting more than two hundred miles. Fuck is to kill cattle and horses, meet governors and discuss the strategy of sending troops. Wang Kuang, the satrap, said, "If you serve the righteous cause today, you must establish an alliance leader; Listen to the constraints and then enter the army. " Cao Cao said, "Yuan Benchu IV, a man of the Three Kingdoms, has many old officials and is a descendant of a famous minister of the Han Dynasty. He can be the leader of the alliance. " Shao repeatedly refused, everyone said it was necessary at the beginning, and Shao Fang agreed. The next day, a three-story platform was built, with five flags everywhere. On it, a white flag will be built and a military symbol will be printed. Please visit the altar. Dress up with swords, go up generously, burn incense and worship again. The alliance said, "Unfortunately, for the Han Dynasty, the imperial plan was disunited. Dong Zhuo, a thief minister, took advantage of the chaos to make trouble for the Supreme and harm the people. Shao and others were afraid of the collapse of the country and went to the national disaster together. Where our alliance, make concerted efforts, the day of envoys, there will be no two ambitions. With this alliance, you are dead, and you have nothing left. After the emperor, the ancestors were bright and learned! " After watching the blood. Because of their generosity, all the people cried. The bleeding has stopped. I'm going to the altar. They helped Shao Ju to sit down, and the two rows were seated according to the age of the title. After several rounds of drinking, he said, "Today, since we have established the alliance leader, we are all at your disposal to help the country together. Don't care about strength. " Yuan Shao said: "Shao is incompetent, but since he was elected as the leader of the alliance by the people, he must make meritorious deeds and be rewarded." The state has regular punishment and the army has discipline. Everyone must abide by it and not violate it. " Everyone says obedience is listening. Shao said, "My brother, Yuan Shu, the commander-in-chief, should put food and grass into the camp, and there is no shortage. More importantly, be a pioneer and reach the challenge of Surabaya Pass. I thought I would meet you according to the danger. "
Sun Jian, the magistrate of Changsha, said, "I am determined to be the first." Shao Yue said, "Brave and good at fighting, you can be appointed." Jane then led his troops to kill Sishuiguan. The officers and men guarding the pass sent meteors and war horses to the Prime Minister's House in Luoyang for emergency treatment. Dong Zhuo ate every day after he became a powerful minister. Mallota received an urgent document, and she came all the way. Zhuo was frightened, so he called everyone to discuss. Hou Wen Lu Bu stepped forward and said, "Father, don't worry. The governors outside the customs regard it as dirt; I would like to mention the distinction between tiger and wolf, behead their heads and hang them in Doumen. " Zhuo was overjoyed and said, "I'll be relieved if I serve first!" Before he finished speaking, a man behind Lu Bu shouted, "Why do you want to cut the chicken with an ox knife? Don't bother waiting and kissing. I beheaded the head of the vassal, like searching for something! " Zhuo Shi, his body is nine feet long, with a tiger body, a wolf waist, a leopard head and an ape arm; Kansai people also, surnamed Hua, famous male. Wen Zhuo was overjoyed and was added as the captain of Xiao Qi. Hu Zhen and Zhao Cenxing led 50,000 troops to meet the enemy that night. Bao Xin, the leader of northern Hebei Province, thought that Sun Jian was a decoy, fearing that he would win the first prize, so he secretly called his brother Bao Zhong, led three thousand troops with "ma bu" or horse stance just look, and copied the path until they joined forces. Hua Xiong flew to Shimonoseki with 500 fighters and shouted, "The thief will leave!" Desperate to retreat, Bao Zhong was beheaded by Hua Xiong, and many of them were distributed alive. Hua Xiong sent Bao Zhong's head to Xiangfu to report good news, and Zhuo was the viceroy. Sun Jian led four generals to the front of Guan Guan. The four generals? -the first one, Tu Yin people, right Peiping, surnamed Cheng, named Pu, the word Demou, made an iron-ridged snake spear; The second, surnamed Huang, whose name is Gai, whose word is Gongfu, is also from Lingling and works as iron whip. The third one, surnamed Han, is a famous person, whose meaning is that people in western Liaoning also use broadswords; The fourth one, surnamed Zu, is famous for his great honor. He is also a Fuchun, a Wujun, with a double knife. Sun Jian put on rotten silver armor, wrapped in a red flag, passed the ancient spindle knife, rode on a maned horse, closed his fingers and scolded, "Why don't you help the wicked?" Hu Zhen, Hua Xiong's lieutenant, led five thousand troops to battle. Cheng Pu's flying horse is a good gun and takes Hu Zhen directly. After several fights, Cheng Pu stabbed Hu Hu's throat and died under his horse. We rained arrows before heading straight for the pass. Sun Jian led the troops back to live in Liangdongtun, making people get good news in Yuan Shao and urging food in Yuan Shu.
Or, Shu said, "Sun Jian is the tiger of Jiangdong; Broke Luoyang, killed Dong Zhuo, and got a tiger from the wolf. If we have no food today, our army will be scattered. " Listen to his words, don't send food and grass. Sun chien's army was short of food, and the army was in chaos, so he reported it in detail and stopped. Su Li counseled Hua Xiong, saying, "I will lead an army across the path tonight, and after capturing Sun Jian's village, the general will attack its former village again and take it." From the public, the sergeant was ordered to eat and take a night off. It's a sunny night with a clear moon and a clear wind. By the time the house was built, it was already midnight, and we clamored for it. Jane hurriedly mounted her horse to meet Hua Xiong. The two horses crossed each other and didn't fight much. Later, Li arrived and set fire to the sky-high price. The army is running around. People each melee, only Zu Mao and Sun Jian, break away. Hua Xiong is chasing after him. Hold the arrow firmly, even put two arrows, all of which were shot by Hua Xiong. The third arrow was released with too much force, which broke the magpie's bow and had to abandon it and flee. Zu Mao said, "Your master's head is red. He was recognized by the thief. You can leave one. " If you are strong, change your helmet and walk in two ways. The male army only hoped that the Red Guards would catch up, but resolutely got rid of them through the path. Hua Xiong chased Zu Mao and hung him from the burning courtyard post, but he hid in the woods. Hua Xiong's army saw Brother Chi from a distance in the moonlight, and was besieged on all sides, afraid to approach. When you shoot it with an arrow, you know it's a plan, so you push forward. After Zu Mao fought in the forest, he waved a double knife to split Hua Xiong; Male drink, Zu Mao a knife cut under the horse. Until dawn, the public led the troops through.
Cheng Pu, Huang Gai and Han Dang all came to Sun Jian and then cleaned up our army. Determined to break Zu Mao, he was very sad, so he sent someone to inform Yuan Shao in the starry night. Shao was frightened and said, "I don't want to be defeated by Hua Xiong!" He summoned the princes to discuss. Everyone is here, except Gongsun Zan. Please enter an account and sit down. Shao Yue said, "The day before yesterday, General Bao's brother disobeyed orders, entered the army without permission, and killed himself. There were many sergeants. Today, Sun Wentai was defeated by Hua Xiong again: What can be done? " The governor is not silent. Shao looked around and saw three people standing behind Gongsun Zan, with strange looks, all sneering there. Shao asked, "Who is behind Sun Taishou?" Zan called Liu Bei and said, "I have shared my brothers since childhood, and Pingyuan made Liu Bei also." Cao Cao said, "Can you break the yellow scarf and Liu Xuande?" Jun said, "Of course." Even if Liu Xuande visits. Talk about Xuande's contribution and his background in detail. Shao said, "Since you are a Han school, come and sit down." Sit down. Thank you. Shao said, "I don't respect you, but I respect you as the ear of the emperor's house." Liu Bei sat at the bottom, Guan and Zhang at the back. Suddenly a spy came to report: "Hua Xiong led an iron horse down the pass, took a long pole, grabbed the red flag of Sun Taishou, and came to the front of the village to scold the war." Shao Yue said, "Who dares to fight?" Behind Yuan Shu, veteran Yu She said, "Young man is willing to go." Shao Xi, then Yushe. Immediately came the news: "Yushe and Hua Xiong fought three wars and were beheaded by Hua Xiong." Everyone was shocked. The satrap Han Fu said, "I have a general, Pan Feng, who can behead Hua Xiong." Shao urgently ordered the expedition. Pan Feng rode on the horse with a big axe. Not long after going, Pegasus came to report: "Pan Feng was beheaded by Hua Xiong again." Everyone is eclipsed. Shao Yue said, "It's a pity that Yan Liang and Wen Chou have not arrived! I have to be here alone. Why are you afraid of Hua Xiong? " Before he finished speaking, the people beside him shouted, "Young man, I'm going to behead Hua Xiong and give it to Li Shimin!" When people look at him, they see that his body is nine feet long and his beard is two feet long. He stood in front of the tent with a phoenix eye, a silkworm eyebrow, a face like a heavy jujube and a loud bell. Ask who. Gongsun Zan said, "This Guan Yu is Liu Xuande's brother." Shao asked him where he lived now. Jun said, "Follow Liu Xuande as an archer." Yuan Shu shouted to the outside of the account: "Are you cheating our vassals without generals? Measure an archer, don't dare talk nonsense! Play with me! " Cao Cao said anxiously, "The highway will calm down the anger. Since this person is boastful, he must have courage; If you try to teach a horse, if it is invincible, it is not too late to blame. " Yuan Shao said, "If archers go to war, Hua Xiong will laugh." Cao Cao said, "This man looks good. Does Hua Xiong know that he is an archer? " Guan Yu said, "If you can't win, please behead a certain head." Cao Caowen drank a glass of wine with Guan Yu and got on the horse. Guan Yu said, "Pour the wine and come as soon as you go." Pay the bill, carry the knife, Pegasus. The vassals heard the drums outside the Commissioner deafening, shouting deafening, such as the sky were to fall, and all the people were surprised. Just as he was about to snoop, the Luan bell rang and the horse arrived. Yunshang lifted Hua Xiong's head and threw it on the ground. The wine is still warm. Later generations have a poem praising: "Wei Zhen Gan Kun stood first, and Yuanmen painted drums and sounded in winter and winter." Yun Chang stopped and saw that he was brave. He beheaded Hua Xiong while the wine was still hot. "Cao cao was overjoyed. I saw Zhang Fei coming from behind Liu Bei and shouted loudly, "My brother killed Hua Xiong. Why don't you go to the pass here and capture Dong Zhuo alive? Yuan Shu was furious and drank, saying, "I am still humble. How dare you talk about a county magistrate's minions here! I have to drive my account out! " Cao Cao said, "Those who make meritorious deeds will be rewarded. What is noble? " Yuan Shu said, "since you only pay attention to the order of a county, I should excuse me." "Cao Cao said," How can you miss something important because of one sentence? Gongsun Zan was ordered to bring Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang back to the village. All the officials are scattered. Cao Cao secretly let people drink ox wine to comfort three people. Hua Xiong was defeated, so the newspaper shut up. Su Li to write urgent documents, Shen Wen Dong Zhuo. Zhuo Jiju Marotta, Lu Bu, etc. Confucius said, "Now that General Hua Xiong has been lost, the thief is powerful. Jong is Yuan Shao, Jong is Wei, and now he is a teacher; If it is inconvenient to cooperate from the inside, you can remove it first. Please ask the Prime Minister to personally lead the army and allocate funds to suppress it. "Outstanding, called, Guo Si led the troops five hundred, surrounded a teacher's house, regardless of age, all over, first pass the head in front of the order.
Zhuo then raised an army of 200,000 troops and came in two ways: one way, Li Jue and Guo Si led 50,000 troops to defend the Si Shui Pass and surrendered without fighting; Zhuo Zi will be one hundred and fifty thousand, and Marotta, lyu3 bu4, Fan Chou, Zhang Jishou Hulao Pass. This pass is fifty miles from Luoyang. When the army arrived at the pass, Zhuo ordered Lu Bu to lead 30,000 troops, tie up Dazhai and then go to the pass. Zhuo is free. Shut up and live.
Meteor horse heard about it and reported to Yuan Shaoda's camp. Shao called everyone to discuss. Cao Cao said, "Dong Zhuo stationed troops in Hulao Pass and cut off our vassal road. Now he can stop half his troops to meet the enemy. " Shao sent Wang Kuang, Qiao Huan, Bao Xin,,, and Gongsun Zan to Hulao Pass to meet them. Cao Cao led the troops to save the enemy. The Eight-Route Warlords set out separately. Hanoi satrap Wang Kuang led the troops to arrive first. Lyu3 bu4 with three thousand fighters, rushed over to meet them. Wang Kuang's general Ma Lie is fighting. When he looked under the flag of Lemamen, he saw Lu Bu coming out: wearing a purple and gold three-pronged crown, a Xichuan red brocade and hundred flowers robe, an animal face chain mail and a delicate lion belt around his waist; Take your bow and arrow, take out a halberd in your hand, sit down and hiss at the red rabbit horse: it really is "Lu Bu in the crowd, the red rabbit horse in the horse pile"! Wang Kuang turned and asked, "Who dares to go?" Behind him was a general, riding a horse and firing a gun. Shi Kuang is the famous Fang Yue in Hanoi. When the two horses crossed, they were stabbed by Lu Bu with a halberd and rushed over. The Kuang army was defeated and dispersed. Killing people is like nobody's business. Fortunately, Qiao Xian and Yuan Yi both came to rescue Wang Kuang, and Lu Bu withdrew. Three princes, each with some troops, retreated to a village three miles away. Then all the military forces of the five armies arrived and discussed at one place, saying that Lu Bu was a hero and no one could be an enemy.
Just as I was thinking about it, the small school newspaper came: "Lu Bu went to war." Eight-route warlords, get on the horse together. The army was divided into eight teams and deployed in Gorkon. Looking ahead at Lu Bu's army, he embroidered the flag and waved, and came to the front first. Shangdang satrap JASON ZHANG sent Jose to fight with a gun. Lu Bu stabbed the horse with ju in his hand. Everyone was shocked. Kong Rong, the prefect of Beihai, sent Wu Anguo to fly the hammer. Lu Bu greeted him with a halberd and flattery. After more than ten battles, a halberd cut off Anguo's wrist and left the hammer on the ground. The Eighth Route Army soldiers came out together to save Wu Anguo. Lu Bu went back. The princes returned to the village to discuss. Cao Cao said, "Lu Bu is brave and invincible, but he can meet the 18-route princes and discuss good strategies. If Lu Bu is captured, Dong Zhuo will easily punish him. "
During the discussion, Lu Bu led the troops to battle. The eight-way princes came out together. Gongsun Zan fought Lu Bu with a wave of his hands. After several battles, you lost. Lyu3 bu4 longitudinal red hare. That horse walks thousands of miles every day and flies away like the wind. Looking at catching up, you will be stabbed in the heart. At the side of a general, his eyes are wide open, his beard is erect, and he stands up with a snake spear. Pegasus shouted, "Don't go! Yan Zhang Fei is here! " Seeing this, Lyu3 bu4 abandoned Gongsun Zan and fought Zhang Fei. Fly full of energy, hit Lu Bu. Even more than 50, regardless of the outcome. Seeing this, Yun Chang kowtowed and danced with a 82-pound dragon crescent moon blade to attack Lu Bu. Three horses are fighting with each other. When the battle reaches 30, Lu Bu cannot be defeated. Liu Xuande pulled out a double-edged sword and dashed at his yellow-maned horse to help stab him. These three surrounded Lu Bu. Kill people like hemp. The Eighth Route Army was stunned. Lu Bu blocked Liu Bei's face and stabbed him in vain. Liu Bei flashed. Lu Bu waved away, dragged the halberd backwards, and the flying horse returned. Three of them are willing to give up. They are coming here. The Eighth Route Army soldiers shouted loudly and killed them all. Lyu3 bu4 charger hope to run away; Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang came later. There is an ancient saying that Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang San fought against Lu Bu: "On the day of the Han Dynasty, the atmosphere will be lingering, and the sun will set in the west. Treacherous court official Dong Zhuo abolished the young emperor, and Liu Xie was frightened by his cowardice. Cao Cao told the world that all the ministers were angry. Yuan Shao was appointed as the leader of the alliance and vowed to help the royal family settle down. Hou Wenlv is unique in the world, and his talents are all over the world. The protector made by the silver armor dragon forest, the golden crown pheasant tail. The jagged treasure belt swallows the beast flat, and the brocade robe flies. Dragon balls flutter in the wind, while halberds shoot autumn waters. Who dares to fight when going through customs? The vassals were frightened. Zhang Jide, a Yan man, fired eight shots with a snake spear. The tiger must turn the gold thread upside down before the lightning can open its eyes. The battle was tied, and Guan Yunchang was annoyed at the front. Qinglong Baodao can frost and snow, and parrot shirts can fly butterflies. Horseshoe ghosts cry everywhere, and now anger should bleed. Liu Bei, a fierce man, shouldered a double front and inspired Shi Yonglie. Three people played around for a long time, and the shelter was resting. The shouts shook the earth and the murderous look was overwhelming. Lu bu wanted to find a way, but looked at his mountain and flattered him. Dragging Fang Tianji backwards, covered with colorful golden banners. I broke the velvet, walked away from the red rabbit, turned over and flew to Hulao Pass. " The three men hurried Lu Bu straight to the customs, only to see the umbrella cover closed and fluttering in the wind. Zhang Fei shouted, "This must be Dong Zhuo! What are the benefits of chasing Lu Bu? It's better to take down Dong thief first, that is, cut the grass and get rid of the roots! " Shut down immediately and go get Dong Zhuo. Exactly: if you catch a thief, you must catch a thief first, and wait for the strange man to do something.
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