Is there a super-dead IQ problem?

1. Breast augmentation costs 10,000 yuan on both sides and only 3,000 yuan on one side. A: There are twists and turns. It is said that a plane hijacked more planes than people. What will the passengers say to the hijackers? Estimate a mobile phone brand answer: Nokia (turn off the phone ~) 3. Do you know how to laugh at BB? Answer: Because I can laugh, I won't cry (Song). 4. What is the most handsome button on the keyboard? The answer is: F4 5. Why not tell jokes on the boat? A: Because a sea will laugh when it hears it, and sweetness will cause the sea to "scream". Xiaoming did his summer homework by himself, and the next day, he died. Answer: I can't live because of my homework. Uncle McDonald is a big shot, so I can estimate the name of a country. Answer: Myanmar (no electricity). 8. Does a wild boar have feet? Answer: orb 9. Fish has no feet, crabs have no wings, and sweet shrimps have no baa? Answer: Taro (just watch a lot of D cartoons) 10. McDull bathed himself and estimated the names of modern writers. Answer: Zhu Ziqing 1 1. There are 26 English letters in English. When E and T go to the left, how many English letters will be left? Answer: 2 1, because ET took a UFO and left 12. What are the areas under terrorists? Answer: The denominator of terror is 13. What are the fields in central Gansu? Answer: terror line 14. Football is Zu, basketball is Basket, and Gan Judo is Ba? Answer: Birthday, because it's Christmas Day again, it's Christmas Day again ~ 15. Congratulations on getting rich. Estimate the name of a country. Answer: Belgium ("Billy is") 16. Explain that there are Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in this world, but there is no Xijing? Answer: Because the West Classic is higher than Tang Sanzang 17. Can animals play table tennis? Answer: eagle, because eagle knows billiards 18. Are you typing? Answer: bananas, because you can't play bananas 19. Does a mouse have two feet? Answer: Mickey Mouse 20. Inherited the above question, does baa duck have two feet? Answer: All ducks (including Donald Duck) 2 1. How to create a tense atmosphere with the same stool in the three-light area? Answer: Lamp stool 22. Bread a, b, c and d, which side is bitter? Answer: C, because the baker (C bitter) 23. When does one plus one equal three? Answer: If the fruit is not right, 24. Will zero be greater than two and two greater than five? Answer: guess when you cut the hammer fruit. 25. Can animals tear eels? Answer: snake, because Shesman (snake tearing eel) 26. Xiaoming is better than Daming, and Gan Daming is better than Bian? Answer: Dogs have long been famous. 27. Amin and Ashan went to rob the bank, but they escaped, but when D police chased Guo, they didn't chase Amin, but only Ashan. What's the solution? Answer: Because the Himalayas (at least Mount La 'a) ask: If you fall into the water four times, will it be washed away first? A: A sparrow (a sparrow fell into the water and was washed away by the water) Q: A black cat and a white cat crossed the road together, and the white cat knocked down the car. What is the first sentence when a white cat talks to a black cat? A: meow ~ q: awesome plants? A: Niu (Niu {Afraid}) asked: Besides the safety island on the left, is AIA Island surrounded by the sea? A: Jusco Q: The Queen's Statue? A: Empress {Elephant} Square) Q: There is a ham and the same sausage left in the same wok. What's the solution? A: Because we are not familiar with each other. Q: After completing Secondary Five? A: Reading in the afternoon Q: Can you lose weight by eating wild insects? A: Ants (eat ants thin) Q: Can you decorate your hands with your sample field? A: Hair (the opponent whose hair can be modified) Q: What do robots like best? A: Play Jiao Q: When you go to Xiaoming's house, the door is closed. Finally, tell the left sentence, Xiaoming opens the door first? A: I'm from Decheng. Q: What is the most relaxing thing by the tree? Ye () asked: What is in Da Vinci's code? A: Da Vinci account Q: What is the most expensive dish in the world? A: Ba Cai asked: Pork meat sells pork, and spinach lotus sells spinach; Wei Lan sells baa? A: My love, my destiny Q: Will sharks change after eating the remaining red beans? A: Red bean paste Q: What does lemon fear most? A: Citrus (citrus lemon) Q: 1 chicken, 1 goose, 1 duck. Is it uneven to divide three soft drinks? A: Graceful (with many geese) Q: Yu Danfen has fish eggs, beef brisket powder has beef brisket ... baa baa wild powder has ice cream? A:seven-Q: Xiaoming ran a red light and was killed by a car? A: The green light suddenly turned red. Q: Buzz Lightyear killed Zuo Long, and later the world helped him change the name of Zuo Hua. Do you know this name? A: Sharon's bass asked: The theme song of Meteor Garden is Meteor Shower. What is the theme song of Taoyuan? Tao Dayu asked: What fish do students fear most? A: East Star class (that is, don't upgrade to class) asks: Will aliens bring a fruit when they invade the earth? A: When aliens fall to the earth, they usually shoot human bananas with strange weapons ... Q: What do African cannibals eat? A: people! Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat? A: Eat vegetables! ~~ Q A triangle tree was sent to the North Pole for planting ... when it grew up! That tree is called ...? Trigonometric Function (Cold Tree) .............. asked: What is the surname of Qu Yuan's wife? A: The surname is Chen, because Q: Rabbits race with fast turtles. Guess who won? A: Rabbit ~ ~ Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. It runs fast. Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time? A: Mm-hmm. Rabbit bar q: wrong ~ ~! That turtle took off her sunglasses, yeah! It is the tortoise that ran very fast just now. O q: Guan Yu, Liu Bei, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun all went to the theatre, but they didn't buy any. A: Guan Yu got it because Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Liu Bei and Zhao Yun asked: In a cooking class run by a housewife, Mrs. Huang taught Lian Rongbao and Mrs. Li taught sesame buns. Who taught barbecued pork buns? Of course, this is "Sung Hoon Jiao Mo barbecued pork bun". Zi Ming: Dad, will there be two Ronados when you explain? Dad: One is Cristiano Ronaldo and the other is Cristiano Ronaldo: Hey, there were two Ma Zhao in the Three Kingdoms period? Dad: Is there any allowance? Zi Ming: One is Ma Zhao, and the other is Si Mazhao ... Q: How did the word America come from? A: Columbus once went sailing. When the sailors saw the new continent, they exclaimed, "Ah! Lika? So a sow named a me ri ca Q: naked has escaped, and the name of a cosmetic is estimated to be A: Neutrogena Neutrogena Neutrogena Neutrogena, which means "escaped from the pig for Neutrogena" ~ ~ Q: The teacher was caught stealing in the classroom. There were only Xiaoming (Peter), Zhiwei (Tom) and David (John) in the class at that time. At that time, all three promised not to report the teacher. Which classmate reported the teacher? Tom sued Ruth for soup (Tom sued the teacher)

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