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There used to be a doctor who read answers in classical Chinese.

1. Once upon a time, there was a doctor who could cure humpback from the media. Once upon a time, he boasted that he could cure humpback, saying, "People with humpback like a bow, people with humpback like a shrimp, and people with humpback like a curved ring, please see me. I promise to treat them in the morning and go straight at night. " As a result, a person believed it and asked him to cure his hunchback. The doctor took two pieces of wood, put one on the ground and told the hunchback to lie on it. Then he took another piece of wood and pressed it on him, jumping on him at once. The hunchback straightened up at once, but he also died at once. The hunchback's son wanted to sue the government's hunchback doctor, but the camel doctor said, "My job is to treat hunchback. I am only responsible for straightening hunchback, and I don't care about the patient's life and death."

2. Regardless of the patient's life and death, the "camel doctor" only cured the patient's hunchback, leading to the patient's death, and tried to justify it.

You should have a global concept when you do things, and you can't just look at the part without looking at the whole. It is obviously meaningless to seek only local interests. Just like this hunchbacked man, his back was cured by such a quack, but he lost his life, lost his life.

2. The source of the full text of the ancient prose "Once upon a time there was a doctor"

Jiang Yingke's Novel by Trick Xue Tao

original text

Once upon a time, there was a doctor who could cure the camel's back by his own media. He said: "If you are a bow, if you are a shrimp, if you are a curved ring, if you extend your treatment, you can treat it like an arrow." Be a camel alone. It is two rope boards, one is placed underground, the camel lies on it, and the other is pressed, that is, the camel walks straight and then dies. His son wants to call the official. The doctor said, "I care about camels, but whether they are straight or not." "

translate

Once upon a time, there was a doctor who boasted that he could cure humpback. He said: "People are like bows, people are like shrimps, and they are bent like iron rings. Please let me treat them. They can be cured in the morning and straight as an arrow at night. " A man believed it and asked him to treat his hunchback. The doctor will bring two door panels, one on the ground, with hunchback lying on it, the other on it, and then step on it hard. In this way, the hunchback was quickly straightened, but people also died. The hunchback son intends to complain to the government, but the doctor said, "My job is to cure hunchback. Just straighten up, I don't care if people live or die! " Annotation media: introducing and boasting. Li: Shoes. Used here as a verb, trample on. Ming: Complaint, accusation. Ask: yes, ask for a letter: a letter.

3. Once upon a time, there was a fool who made friends with his family. The answer to reading classical Chinese is that there is fool salt (7 points). As for his family, the owner and the food are tasteless. Hearing this, the master found it more advantageous to have salt. When he got the salt soup, he said to himself, "So the soup maker has salt. What's the situation?" Fools without wisdom will empty salt. Salt is delicious, and returning to it will be harmful. (Baiyujing) [Note] 1 Benefits: Increase. 2 cool: destroy (taste). ③ Return: the same as "reverse", and vice versa. 14. Explain the underlined words. (2 points) (65438+) (2 points) 16. Please summarize the truth contained in this joke in concise language. (3 points) Reference answer: 14, (1) Give (2) Reason 15. Fools stutter 5438+06 and do things only because of salt. Things can't be completely unknown. (Answer any one of them. ) Once upon a time there was a fool. As for his home, the owner and food are tasteless. Hearing this, he is more beneficial to salt. When he got the beauty of salt, he said to himself, "So beautiful people must have salt. Few people deserve it, but the situation is complicated. " Fools have no wisdom, so they have no salt. 23. Explain the words added in the following sentences: (4 points) ① Once upon a time, there was a fool; (2) Once upon a time, there was a beauty of salt; (3) Once upon a time, there was a rare scholar; 4 suffer from it; 24. Translate the following sentences; (2 points) The owner heard that it is more beneficial to salt; 25. The moral of this passage is (2 points) Reference answer: 23. (4 points) Add some salt to him. 25.(2 points) Anything beyond a certain limit will turn a good thing into a bad thing. Once upon a time, a fool and his master ate salt together, but salt had no taste. When the master smells it, it is good for salt. When he ate it, it was beautiful, so he said to himself, "So beauty must have salt." When he came home at dusk. Do you have any salt? Mother was surprised by salt, but when she saw that her son only used salt instead of vegetables, she said, "Is that right?" "The fool said," I know all the delicious things in the world are salty. "Fool salt endlessly, taste is poor, but harmful. Everything in the world is not only useless, but also harmful. (Selected from Hundred Metaphors 19. Explain the words added in the following sentences. (2 points) (1) There was once a fool who made friends with his family (▲) (2) He came home at dusk and his mother. Mark pause with "/". (Limited to two places) (2 points) If everything in the world has passed, it is not only useless, but also harmful. 2 1. Write the meaning of the following sentences in modern Chinese. (2 points) Fools who eat too much salt will suffer. 22. What does this passage give you? Summarize it briefly in your own words. (2 points) Reference answer: classical Chinese network arrangement 19. (1) to (2 points, each grid 1 point) 20. Everything in the world is natural/excessive, but not only useless/harmful (2 points, a place 1 minute) 2 1. 22. This story tells people that there must be a limit to everything. It will be wonderful when it is just right. Once overdone, it will go to the opposite side. If truth takes one step further, it will become fallacy. (2 points, meaning the same).