Urgent ~! ! ! A hilarious joke

At the Songkran Festival, tourists shouted, "Who the fuck threw me away? Who the fuck spilled this! " The tour guide smiled and explained, "It's a blessing to splash all over you!" Tourist: "throw boiling water at me!" " "

In other words, Chengdu just bought a Li Xia car on vacation. Although it is not luxurious, it is also enjoyable. After all, its economic strength is limited. After dinner that day, I took a walk on the Outer Ring Road, and the stereo was still ringing. At this time, a Mercedes-Benz suddenly caught up from behind, with a young man on board. Then, the boy whistled to the old liar and said, "Hey, man ... have you ever driven a big run?" ! "Old holiday hasn't come back, just catch up with the front. This is old hypocrisy, and that is anger. I want to catch up with him and scold him, but I feel bad that my love pony doesn't have enough horsepower. She doesn't keep up ... The tortoise is full of anger. Unexpectedly, after a while, the man caught up with him again and whistled at the old fake: "hey, buddy ... did you drive too fast?" " ! .. "Say that finish and ran away. I've been through so many times, and my old vacation is going crazy! Finally, Big Ben didn't catch up. I was about to take my car back from my old vacation, but I saw a big rush hit the telephone pole at the intersection. When he stopped, it was that man. Before the old wig could speak, the man said, _ _ _ _ Brother, have you ever driven a bus? ..... Where are the brakes and brakes? "

On a dark night, a woman with long hair in white was sitting in the last seat of the last bus. The bus was moving forward, and the driver glanced at the rearview mirror and suddenly found that the woman was gone. He quickly braked, and when he looked carefully, the woman appeared again, and the driver's heart beat faster with fear.

After a while, he took another look in the rearview mirror and found that the woman was gone again. He quickly braked, only to find that the woman was covered in blood! The driver turned pale with fear and his legs went weak, but he heard the woman say, "Brother, I have a grudge against you. As soon as I tie my shoelaces, you step on the brakes.

If you don't laugh, you will kill someone.