Phrase joke (phrase joke in this book)

Funny jokes and short sentences:

1, under no circumstances can you play with others, and those who play will be played by others. No matter how considerate you are, you are not the best one.

When introducing new friends to your girlfriend, please hug her waist and don't stand around pointing fingers.

Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation.

I remember going to a hotel with her once, and the place was like home. When I paid, she said, wait a minute, I have a membership card, and I was shocked! This woman is too good at life.

Behind every successful Altman, there is always a little monster who is beaten silently.

6. Frankly speaking, you can set up a KTV.

7. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.

8. I confessed to her that day. She said she had a boyfriend, and I believed her. Then she brought a woman to tell me that it was her boyfriend, and I smiled.

9. Xiaoming did a good deed without leaving his name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

10, laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy.

Super funny classic phrase

1. If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

2. My object is very good, elephants are also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.

A meteor pierced the sky. When Xiao Ming saw it, he quickly made a wish, "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" " As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor went back.

4. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are worried about being taken away by others.

I must be reborn as a woman in my next life, and then marry a man like me.

Humorous joke phrases

Humorous joke phrases

Humorous joke phrases. In real life, we can watch more juvenile jokes, which can adjust our lives, relieve work pressure and make ourselves happier. Next, I will take you to know more about humorous jokes.

Humorous joke phrases 1

1, I confess that I had plastic surgery-my stomach was swollen.

2. Protect the 3-digit balance with a 6-digit password.

3, dreams still have to be there, otherwise you will tell people when you drink too much.

4. What can I do when I am old? Square dancing is so difficult that I can't learn any of them.

5. "Do you have bad feelings?" "Shun, there is no one along the way."

6. When your life is not satisfactory, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

7. I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor. I only put a dollar in the bowl.

8. Now the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.

9. If my life is made into a movie, then I have already thought of the name of the movie, called "Poor Life".

10, every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm not afraid of death at all.

Humorous joke short sentence 2

It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

Be nice to your boyfriend after you find him. Don't bully him and hurt him. After all, he is blind.

Ten years ago, I could kill your father with one hand. Ten years later, I can still kill you with one hand. Go to hell, dead mosquito!

I wanted to be as thin as lightning and make your eyes shine, but I didn't expect to be as fat as a nut and block your sight.

I thought for a moment, why experts suggest eating seven points full for dinner, because the other three points should be used for midnight snack.

6. If you like it, you have to confess. If you can't be friends, it's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I lack you.

7. A successful man earns more money than his wife spends. A successful woman is looking for such a man.

8. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

9, miss life is not bitter, clothes do not need makeup; The life of a bachelor is so bitter that no one can make up for his rags; The husband's life is more bitter, and the wife can't make it up.

10, people say that you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because of the dirt you wear.

Humorous joke short sentence 3

1, born with a small face, a narrow forehead and a long mouth and tongue.

2, I am not a straw boat, don't put your bitch on me.

Every time I look in the mirror, the courage to live comes back.

Life is limited, please waste it on better things.

5. I still have to listen in class, in case I understand it someday!

6. I have always been shameless, and I will carry it out to the end.

7, since the appearance is very poor, but at least the heart is kind.

8. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

9. I can't do two things, this one and that one.

10, don't look at me, I'm actually Wan Jian.