Humorous news of having a third child, funny sentences about having a third child

With the development of the national fertility policy, many friends are now giving birth to three children. It is a very happy thing to have three children. At this time, you need to report the good news to your relatives and friends around you, and send it directly to WeChat Moments. Just talk about it. Some people don't want to use conventional sentences and want to be funny, so that they can impress people. Below I will give you a detailed introduction to the humorous announcement of the third child and funny sentences about the third child.

The humorous news of giving birth to a third child can be said as follows, for reference only:

1. Getting rich overnight, getting rich for the third time is like winning the Mark Six lottery.

2. The third daughter was born. Mother and daughter are safe. Capricorn has turned into Cancer. I hope the baby can grow up healthily.

3. At ten o’clock this morning, my wife gave me a third little lover.

4. I am very excited to welcome the third China Merchants Bank.

5. There was a loud sound in the sky, oh, the Three Treasures are out.

6. The third pig in my family is out of the market. Those who grow cabbage should keep an eye on the cabbage.

7. Thanks to CCTV, thanks to MTV, and thanks to the motherland, Sambo was successfully born today.

8. My wife screamed for the third time, and a baby pig was added to the family again. If you want to know the inside story, everyone should get the red envelope quickly.

9. Although I have two Construction Banks, I now have one more China Merchants Bank, which makes me happy.

10. 1+1=5, the third little cotton-padded jacket is here to report.

11. I planted a seed ten months ago and the fruit finally grew today. I hope this third fruit will grow up healthily.