What do peers think of him? What the chickens think of him and what the ducks think of him, it is better to stay with him than to be sad when these little hens are injured.

Neither of the answers upstairs is correct. Take out the sketch and have a look. The following is the full version.

Song Dandan: Daughter-in-law, the whole pair of hard dishes have come to ie. Stay for a drink later. I miss this thing so much. Tell me. You're done here. Where is it on?

Niu: At various local stations.

Song Dandan: The local channel is good. Don't put it in trav's place. Not reliable. Last year, when he came back from his column, the guy recited words all the way. Why did he have to pay? Let's record.

Niu: Auntie, why don't you invite your uncle?

Song Dandan: No, I should do it myself.

Bull: The old couple's mouths are together. So, really?

Song Dandan: Really? Otherwise people will think that we are divorced. Very comprehensive consideration.

Song Dandan: Hei, wife, come out quickly. It's another big job, and our family will be changed. You cooperate. Let me introduce you. This is your uncle Hei, and this is Project Niu.

Niu: Hello, uncle, I have seen it on TV.

Song Dandan: Take off your apron.

Niu: Then let's start now. As the saying goes, there is nothing strange in the world. Behind us, two well-known celebrities, Black Earth Baiyun (Action), recently had an anecdote at Uncle and Aunt Black Earth Baiyun's house. Their rooster really laid eggs.

(Zhao Benshan runs, Song Dandan follows)

Song Dandan: Go ahead and do whatever you want.

Zhao Benshan: Why is your mouth like a cotton trousers waist?

Song Dandan: Why?

Zhao Benshan: Why is it so loose?

Song Dandan: What's the matter?

Zhao Benshan: Do you think that only the two of us decide our the rooster lay eggs? Neither the son nor the daughter-in-law knows. Why did you come here to say this?

Song Dandan: Don't be afraid!

Zhao Benshan: What are you afraid of? Our rooster. I laid eggs ~ this is not the same as telling others that I am pregnant. I'm not talking to you. .

Song Dandan: I counted one, two. ...

Zhao Benshan: Third, whatever. You've been scaring me with these three numbers all your life.

Song Dandan: It's so annoying.

Zhao Benshan: That. . Not afraid to make you laugh. Your aunt, she, has worked so hard that we have published two books, and now she still owes the publishing house 20 thousand yuan.

Song Dandan: Why did you tell people this?

Zhao Benshan: The subpoena arrived this morning. I want to sue. ..

Song Dandan: Does it have anything to do with people?

Bull: (Pay the money) Come on.

Zhao Benshan: That's all right. Yeah, he's here. ..

Niu: OK, I'll shoot it here.

Zhao Benshan: What does this mean? ..

Niu: Uncle, I thought I would be the rooster who laid eggs. This is the advance payment, 20,000 yuan.

Zhao Benshan: For us?

Niu: No, it doesn't belong to Lao 2 yet. If I ask questions later, you should cooperate. If you cooperate well, we may increase the money.

Zhao Benshan: Cooperate. Do whatever you want. Where should I put it first?

Song Dandan: Is it reliable?

Zhao Benshan: Reliable!

Song Dandan: Pull over! Annoying. Cooperate well.

Bull: Then let's begin.

Song Dandan: Here we go.

Niu: OK. Aunt and uncle, when did our the rooster lay eggs begin?

Song Dandan: I can't answer the exact time. You can log on to my blog. 3w (blog) Baiyun is flying dotcom ().

Niu: Do aunts have their own blogs?

Zhao Benshan: Celebrity? They are all mean.

Niu: Uncle, think about it carefully. Did the rooster lay eggs have any signs before?

Zhao Benshan: There's no sign ... that's impossible. At that time, this chicken was particularly contradictory and depressed. Think about it. Imagine a rooster. It wants to lay eggs, not its job. It wants to do this. There is no shame in losing it. what do you think of it ? What does the chicken think of it? What does the duck think? What does the goose think? How to mix in the literary and art circles in the future. (Dan: Chicken World). Zhao: Chicken world, not chicken world, poultry world, how to mix, what do the little hens who used to mix well with it think? And when it is a rooster, it grows up after laying eggs and incubating chickens. What do you call it? It's wrong to call dad, no, mom, and sister, but if you have an egg, you can't stop it, so you have to hold it. ...

Song Dandan: So it strengthened its belief, laid its own eggs and let others talk.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, I just can't help it. I can't hold it any longer.

Niu: Uncle, where did it lay its eggs?

Zhao Benshan: Where did you go?

Song Dandan: Let me ask you, where did it go?

Zhao Benshan: Where did you pinch it? At that time, it thought, where did you pinch it? He just looked around. It just wandered around and thought about it, and then it came to the henhouse, which was so embarrassing. It's wandering again, where to pinch it. When it came to the duck rack, it didn't bother. Where is it? I can't hold it any longer. I can't hold it any longer. If you drop it, it's all leaked. Where did it go? What did you say at the end? Guess!

Song Dandan: Dog kennel!

Zhao Benshan: Oh, my God ~ I'm in the kennel!

Niu: Who found it?

Zhao Benshan: Son of a bitch!

Song Dandan: It was discovered by paparazzi. Second, tianquan county chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and cats all know. Our chicken became famous overnight ~ ~ that guy ~ before our chicken walkway was tall and majestic; Kaka ~ ~ Since I gave birth to a male egg, the walkway has changed and become like this (starting to imitate the rooster walkway). I see what this paw is pulling on the ground. Take a closer look and you will understand. I'm practicing signing.

Bull: Great. Uncle, where are the eggs laid by the cock now?

Zhao Benshan: Yes.

Niu: Have you eaten? Who ate it?

Zhao Benshan: I did, but she didn't dare.

Niu: What's your reaction after eating?

Zhao Benshan: Did you have any reaction after eating it? Just like a normal egg.

Niu: Uncle, you don't cooperate. How can you say that? It's not the same as eating ordinary eggs. You can't say that it can cure all diseases, at least it has a certain effect.

Song Dandan: Right, right, this cooperation. I know, you can open it. It can cure diseases, and it can be turned on. Many elderly people are troubled by sequelae of cerebral thrombosis. My wife got cerebral thrombosis last year, but before eating male eggs, her aisle was like this. You have to learn from Wu's aisle 2 (Zhao Benshan is playing while Zhao Zhi is in a daze). After eating the male eggs, let's watch them again, and that's it (Zhao Benshan falls to the ground). Get up!

Zhao Benshan: Are you lying?

Song Dandan: Liar! It's not fake medicine, and it's harmless to people.

Song Dandan: Mavericks, turn around and rewind. I always fall down before eating eggs. When I finish, I can go. You pour the wine and I'll go down and get the food. This thing ..

Niu: Well done.

Zhao Benshan: Let's have some wine. This cow has turned against us.

Bull: It's not a cow rebellion, it's a plan.

Zhao Benshan: No matter what the plan is, in our family, 1 cash payment has been a job since your aunt became famous. What are you going to do next?

Bull: I'm just speculating. Cut this chicken off.

Zhao Benshan: Hurry up. Make a splash and get more people on stage. Like Bai and Cui Yongyuan, find two celebrities, or this celebrity will be wasted.

Niu: Uncle, please take out that chicken.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, that chicken looks great after you see it!

Niu: Auntie, let's sign the contract quickly.

Song Dandan: OK, let's sign the contract. That's great.

Niu: This 20,000 yuan is broken chicken, 20,000 yuan. Sign here. You met one. If you break the contract, you want double indemnity, and you have to give me 40,000 yuan.

Song Dandan: Don't double it, ten times it. I'll give you 200 thousand. Can I not let you take it?

Niu: Otherwise, I would be happy to cooperate with my aunt. By the way, aunt will trouble you to be an image spokesperson for a rooster that lays eggs.

Song Dandan: No, it isn't.

Niu: There is a good saying.

Song Dandan: I'll record it. Record it quickly. I got the money. Open it.

Bull: Then let's begin.

Ask uncle to bring the chicken, too.

Song Dandan (look carefully): The handwriting is good, very concise and reliable. Egg-laying rooster, fighter in rooster! Oh yeah! -On the other hand, you use it for editing. The rooster that lays eggs, the fighter among roosters! Oh yeah! The other one is in the back, a rooster laying eggs ... What are you doing? We are recording here. You should give someone a chicken hug quickly. I signed a contract and compensated 40 thousand people.

Zhao Benshan: You come out.

Song Dandan: What are you doing? Why don't you just put it on?

Zhao Benshan: You signed the contract. Why are you in such a hurry? After the chicken disappeared, the daughter-in-law stewed it. Eat it.

(Song fainted at that time)

Zhao: My wife, my wife ~ ~ Baiyun, Baiyun, Xiaoyun ~ Xiaoyun ~ ~ Look at me.

Song: The famine turned to 40,000! ~~

Zhao: Look at me, my wife. Don't worry, don't get angry. The old man is here. No, look me in the eye and behave yourself. Try to make up for it.

Song: What should I do?

Zhao: Don't cry. All right. Look at me. Be funny. There is an old man, an old man, hey hey. This is the baby, dear. What are you yelling at, honey? Look at the old man, baby, alas, hey hey ~ ~

Niu: My aunt was fine just now. What happened?

Zhao: It's over, you say. I heard that the rooster took me away. I am very distressed. Well, why are you crying? Come on, sit here.

Niu: Nothing! I have feelings.

Zhao: Cooperate. You can keep the money first.

Bull: Uncle, this is no joke. If you break the contract, you have to refund money, not 20 thousand. You have to double it to get 40 thousand, right, aunt?

(Zhao is silly, Song Dandan continues to cry)

Zhao: Why is it still crowing?

Niu: Uncle, why didn't the chicken come?

Song: I can't hold back.

Niu: Why?

Zhao: Take a nap.

Cow: penis?

Zhao: This chicken will crow when it lays eggs. This man is tired of doing two jobs. Come and have a drink. Q: Do you think this chicken can be so valuable? No compensation!

Niu: Uncle, I'll tell you the truth. This chicken will be put in the hands of your second veteran. It's worthless. You give it to me. I'm speculating that I've finished-it's valuable.

Zhao: How about stew?

Bull: That's valuable, too!

Zhao: Ah, that is to say, this chicken is a "famous chicken". No matter from birth to death, even if it is stewed with meat, it is still valuable!

Niu: That's right.

Song: You are so talented!

Zhao: Let's talk about chicken now. How much is it to eat a piece?

Niu: Just this one. If you don't give it to 2000, you have no right to eat it.

Zhao: What about the chicken heart?

Bull: Four thousand.

Zhao: What about chicken liver?

Niu: Six thousand.

Zhao: What about chicken kidney?

Niu: Eight thousand.

Zhao: That's enough.

Song (Resurrection): That's brilliant.

Zhao: OK, let's eat. Here you are. ..

Cow: uncles and aunts, you also eat. Don't just eat me You eat.

Zhao: No, we can't afford it.

Niu: Uncle, you can't drink any more. Anyway, you have to let me take the chicken later.

Zhao: I can't hug you! You can take it away.

Bull: Take it away?

Zhao: To tell you the truth, you want your wife to stew the chicken. Eat it. But according to your request, it's different. You mean fried, we are stewed. You have settled the price. Anyway, this is the case. If you want to keep 20 thousand, you can keep it, if you don't want to keep it, you can take it. If you want to eat, take all the 20 thousand meals, and I haven't touched any of them.

Song: You are so talented.

Niu: Uncle and aunt, don't move. Cooperation. I can't smash the chicken in my hand.

Appearance: when people are angry, they easily lose their minds. In the past, I always lacked it. I've become smarter since I ate the meat of this laying rooster. Eating a piece of meat is only 20 thousand yuan, worth it!

Song+Zhao: You are so talented!