Funny Dialogue Questions and Answers Talk about Funny Things

1. People in Jiangsu say when they catch a cold: The nose is very good, but you have to go to the basketball court, the registration requires half a day of volleyball, the thermometer is very good at ice hockey, and the doctor is very good at water polo, so instead of going there, Might as well handball at home.

2. Who is stupider than whom? She always calls me stupid. Because I always step on her feet when we dance. But I think she is stupider than me. Eating is much easier than dancing. But she kept stepping on my feet under the table. Now that I think about it, I am still stupid

3. My wife went to the coffee shop to buy coffee: I want to buy the worst quality one! The clerk asked in confusion: Why do you want the worst quality one? The wife replied angrily: This way you can’t pass it off as a shoddy product!

4. If a foreigner is bitten by a dog, he should go to the hospital for treatment as soon as possible. The doctor pointed to the wound and asked: How did it happen? The foreigner didn't know how to say "bite" in Chinese, so he explained: A dog ate on my lap.