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Damn classical Chinese segmentation
A man went out for a drink and came back at night. He caught up with the heavy rain and covered himself with an umbrella. At this time, a man was standing under the eaves and saw him holding an umbrella and running to walk with him under the umbrella. After walking for a long time, the man didn't speak. The umbrella man suspected that the man was a ghost and kicked him. I'm even more scared if I miss it, thinking it's a ghost.
When he came to a bridge, the umbrella man pushed the man under the bridge and then moved forward quickly. At this time, I was just catching up with my family to make breakfast, so I rushed to his house and said I had met a ghost. Not long after, I saw a man covered in water stumbling and shouting "ghosts" and also defected to this house. When they met, they were both surprised and understood, so they both laughed.
"The deuce" original:
People who have/go drinking/go home at night deserve/rain heavily. Cover yourself/cover yourself. Meet a person/under the roof, that is, under the umbrella/with a colleague. Long time, silence, doubt/ghost. With enough/teasing, even/inequality, more/beneficial fear, because of the struggle/squeezing/and trend under the bridge. Value/cake maker/gets up in the morning, rushes into its door and warns of ghosts. After a while, I saw another person, all wet, stumbling, screaming/screaming, rushing to his home. Two people each other-startled, unknowingly laughed.
From Feng Menglong's Overview of Tan in Ancient and Modern Ming Dynasty.
Extended data
"The deuce" is mainly about a rainy night. They walked away under the same umbrella, not talking to each other and suspecting each other that they were ghosts. Walking on the bridge, one person pushed the other into the water, and both of them thought they had met a ghost. After dawn, the two smiled at each other.
In those days when people believed in ghosts and gods, it was normal for people to suspect ghosts. This story tells people not to doubt anything. There are no ghosts in the world. Believe in science, or you will make a joke.
This classical Chinese is short and pithy, simple in content, full of metaphors and humorous. * * * has three levels: one is that two people walk together on a rainy night; Second, mutual suspicion, a person trying to squeeze the "ghost" out of the water; Third, two people smile at each other after meeting. The purpose is to make people understand that there are no ghosts in the world, and making things out of nothing will only scare them.
An Overview of Ancient and Modern Times is a collection of jokes and humorous sketches, which is divided into 36 parts. Most of the contents are allusions from past dynasties, such as the famous "state officials set fire".
Feng Menglong, the author, has collected a lot of funny stories from the official history of past dynasties and unofficial history's notes, exposing social ugliness and all kinds of weird and morbid phenomena, which can not only entertain readers, but also confuse himself. This is a very enlightening reading.
A Talk about the Past and the Present is a collection of thousands of stories and legends, covering all kinds of situations in the world. These stories and legends have a common feature, that is, funny coke, which is often humorous and full of philosophy in humor, and most of the stories are based on facts.
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2. Damn, the classical Chinese answer is that people who go drinking at night deserve heavy rain and cover themselves up. When I saw a man standing under the eaves, I threw an umbrella to walk with him. After a long time, silence is also a ghost With enough to provoke it, even if it is not worth it, it will become more and more afraid and tend to be pushed under the bridge. Cake makers get up in the morning, rush into their doors and tell them ghosts. After a while, I saw another person, wet and stumbling, shouting ghosts and starting a business. They laughed at each other in surprise.
His translation is:
A man came home late at night after dinner, just in time for the heavy rain, so he took an umbrella to shelter him from the rain. I saw a man under the dripping eaves on the roadside. The man ran over, got under his umbrella and walked with him.
After walking for a long time, the man didn't speak. He suspected it was a ghost, so he tried it with his foot. As a result, he just didn't step on it. He was even more afraid and forced the man to run off the bridge.
At that time, it was the time when the cake maker got up early in the morning. He rushed to the door of the cake shop and told people that he had met a ghost. After a while, I saw another man, covered in rain, stumbling and shouting that there was a ghost, and ran to the house where the cake was made. The two men looked at each other, dumbfounded, and then burst out laughing.
This paper tells the story of two people who played a joke on each other because they suspected each other was a ghost on a rainy night. Tell people not to doubt what they have done. There are no ghosts in the world. They should believe in science and oppose superstition.
3. What does the word "Ping" mean in ancient China? Modern dictionaries explain that things are bizarre and incomprehensible.
In the history of grave robbery in China, there are many such "damn" phenomena, which are still fascinating. The first "damn" is that Lv Zhi, the queen of different holes in the same tomb, was raped by soldiers after the tomb of Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang was dug up by the Red Eyebrow Army (named after her eyebrows were painted red).
Some people suspect that this is unreasonable. After 200 years, the body is still "lifelike" and incomprehensible; It's even weirder to rape a body. Lv Zhi was Liu Bang's original wife before he became rich (see the article "Being both emperors in cloth, the life span of Liu Bang and Zhu Yuanzhang is very different"), and she died in 180 BC, later than Liu Bang 15 years.
In the fifth year of Wang Mang's Tianfeng (A.D. 18), the Red Eyebrow Army started an uprising in Juxian County (now Juxian County, Shandong Province), and the stone carvings of men and women embracing each other in the Han Dynasty were mentioned in "Freedom of Communication in Early Valentine's Day in China". The leader was Fan Chong, a native of Langya, who was based in Mount Tai and fought against the regime of Wang Mang who usurped power. After that, it grew rapidly, claiming to have 65,438+10,000 people, so it went west to Guanzhong and captured Chang 'an.
At the end of the Western Han Dynasty, the year when the Red Eyebrow Army killed Liu Xuan was AD 25. According to this time, it took 205 years to dig the grave, and the body didn't rot for so long? In addition, Lv Zhi was born in 24 BC1year and died at 6 1 year. She should be an old woman with a wrinkled face. History shows that in their thirties and forties, Liu Bang could not be attracted, and Mrs. Qi was spoiled.
She was unattractive and ugly. How can she be charming after her death? Nonsense. If a soldier is interested in the body of such an old woman, it will be "damn"! However, the humiliation of Lv Zhi's body was recorded in history, and Lv Zhi was not the only one who raped him.
According to "Liu Chuan of the Later Han Dynasty", after the Red Eyebrow Army entered Shanhaiguan and captured Chang 'an, it burned the palace and took the Mausoleum of the Western Han Dynasty as the vent object. The Red Eyebrow Army braved the snow and arrived near Xianyang, Shaanxi Province today. "Digging graves, taking their treasures, insulting Lv Hou's body.
Thieves are all killed with jade boxes, so red eyebrows are obscene. "Besides, the Red Eyebrow Army is aimed at the Liu family, and the possibility of revenge and humiliation is objective.
However, some people still question the reliability of the records in the Book of the Later Han Dynasty. Ye Fan was born in the Southern Song Dynasty (420-479 AD) and has been writing books for more than 400 years.
Photo: The exterior of Liu Bangchang Mausoleum, the imperial tomb of Qin and Han Dynasties, is generally built with huge mounds, which is called "Mountain Mausoleum". 200 years later, is Lv Zhi's body "lifelike"? Were you raped? Because of the long history, it is impossible to have the present audio-visual equipment, which has become a fascinating mystery in the history of grave robbery in China.
But not solving the mystery does not mean that the phenomenon of "the deuce" does not exist. Although there are doubts about the rape of Lv Zhi's body, according to contemporary archaeological findings, it can be proved that it is not impossible for the body to be well preserved for a long time after death and burial, and it will not rot for hundreds of years. Under special circumstances, it will even "not rot for a thousand years", such as the "mummy" in Egypt.
In the 1970s, there was a "damn thing" that surprised many people. Archaeologists in New China were surprised to find that Xin Zhui, the mistress of the Western Han Dynasty who lived with Lv Zhi 2000 years ago. When unearthed, the "old lady" who died at the age of 5 1 was still moist as new, with complete skin coverage, hair remaining, clear lines on fingers and toes and elastic muscles, as if she had just been buried.
Later, based on modern simulation technology and the structure of her bones, she drew faces at the age of 50, 30, 18, 6, which is really a wonder of ancient and modern times. In fact, whether it is excavation or archaeology, the "devil" phenomenon is not a case. It is not uncommon for a corpse to remain intact after hundreds of years. I have interviewed many archaeologists, who often encounter the "devil" phenomenon.
Another "damn" phenomenon in folklore-fake corpse (fake resurrection) is a strange phenomenon after the corpse is well preserved. Liu Qu, the most abnormal grave robber in the history of China (see "Twelve Grave Robbers in the History of China" above), met such a "damn" miracle and scared him half to death.
When Liu Qu stole Wang Wei's tomb, he found that Wang Wei's tomb was very shallow and narrow. There was no coffin, but there was a stone bed and a stone screen six feet wide and ten feet long. It is known that there are mica under the bed, and there are two bodies on the bed, a man and a woman, both of whom are about twenty. They are all lying naked, naked and not covered with quilts, but their skin color is like a stranger, they have teeth on their temples, and they are not strangers.
The king was afraid, did not dare to invade, and still stuck to it as before. "This record probably means that Liu Qu saw two * * * men and women after digging the grave. Just like the living, he was too scared to dig any more, so he came out quickly, hid the stolen hole and restored the tomb to its original state.
Liu Qu also suffered "damn" retribution when he robbed the tomb of Duke You of Jin. Jin Yougong's grave is tall and majestic. When Liu Qu dug the grave, he found that the upper floor was full of chalk. "In addition to more than ten feet deep, he found a foot thick mica. After cleaning up, he found more than 100 bodies lying side by side, all of which were not decomposed.
There is only one man, the others are women, sitting or lying down, or standing, all kinds of clothes, strangers. "Later, archaeologists concluded that there were more than one hundred women buried with them.
This unexpected discovery provides a proof for the ancient system of life and death. The above-mentioned records about Liu Qu's grave robbery can be found in Taiping Guangji, which was compiled by twelve people, including, Xu Xuan and others, at the behest of the early Song Dynasty in China. It is a miscellaneous work with biographies and ghost stories of unofficial history in ancient China.
This proves that Liu Qu's "damn" grave robbery has been circulating for a long time. Cao Cao, the first professional grave robber in ancient China (see "Twelve Grave Robbers in the History of China" above), set up "Faqiu corps commander" and "Mo Jin captain" to specialize in grave robbery.
After stealing a lot of treasures from Han Liang, Wang Xiao and Liu Wuling, he also did a bad thing-"Liu Wu's naked body", which became a major crime of Yuan Shao's crusade against him: "Cao Shuai and his officials personally dug, broke the coffin and naked body and robbed the treasure." As can be seen from this sentence, Liu Wu's body did not rot after Cao Cao's men dug up Liu Wu's tomb, otherwise Chen Lin, a great genius, would not use "broken coffin and naked body" to express one of Cao Cao's major crimes when drafting an campaign.
The most "damn" thing
4. The ancient prose and translation of "The deuce" Feng Menglong? Ancient and modern ci
Damn it (1 16)?
Walking with ghosts
Those who go drinking at night will be drowned by heavy rain. See a person sneaking under the eaves, that is, throw an umbrella to walk with him. After a long time, if you don't talk, you will be suspected of being a ghost; With enough to provoke it, even if it is not worth it, it will become more and more afraid and tend to be pushed under the bridge. Cake makers get up in the morning, rush into their doors and tell them ghosts. A little later, I saw another man, wet and stumbling, shouting "Ghosts" and throwing himself into his house. They laughed at each other in surprise.
A man went out for a drink and came back at night. He caught up with the heavy rain and covered himself with an umbrella. At this time, a man was standing under the eaves and saw him holding an umbrella and running to walk with him under the umbrella. After walking for a long time, the man didn't speak. The umbrella man suspected that the man was a ghost and kicked him. I'm even more scared if I miss it, thinking it's a ghost. When he came to a bridge, the umbrella man pushed the man under the bridge and then moved forward quickly. At this time, I was just catching up with my family to make breakfast, so I rushed to his house and said I had met a ghost. Not long after, I saw a man covered in water stumbling and shouting "ghosts" and also defected to this house. When they met, they were both surprised and understood, so they both laughed.
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