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A little humorous story between lovers.
Even if you send me a message: Monday is my birthday, can you come?
W: Oh, I'm afraid I have something to do. Let me prepare a gift for you in advance!
M: Don't bother.
Woman: Oh, forget it if you don't want it.
M: It's not that I don't want it. Even if you give me a hair, I will cherish it for a lifetime!
Woman: I'm afraid I don't know what to give you, so I'll give you a hair!
My friend got married last year, and she and her husband are both single parents.
My friend has been living with her mother and her husband has been living with her husband's father.
After marriage, the young couple always quarrel, so the two in-laws always come to stop the fight.
One to two, parents got married, and friends and husbands divorced.
Suddenly, husband and wife became brother and sister.
Third, just to prove to me that this woman is unreliable. I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago.
We agreed to calm down for a while,
Yesterday, she finally called me, so happy,
She: I'm getting married next month. Then come on.
Shit, you don't follow the rules. . .
It turns out that the groom is my brother!
Then my brother explained to me,
Just to prove to me that this woman is unreliable!
Fourth, second brother, I'll cover. Why don't you leave? Second brother, I'll cover you. Get out of here! ?
? But, big brother, are you alone?
? You have to pay it back sooner or later. I just want you to take care of your sister-in-law for me! ?
? Okay, big brother. When my sister-in-law and I have a son in the future, we must remember to ask him to give you incense! ?
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