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Xiaoxiangqu has boundless smoke and water (up and down)
The wind blew last night, and the peach blossom sobbed all over the floor outside the window.
I read by candlelight in my room and got tired when I got up. It's already late in the morning outside. Hide the peony pavilion in the pillow quickly. If my aunt sees me, she will take the lead in slandering me in front of my father.
Calculate the time when Dad should go home. I hurried to wash my face and planned to inquire. Just after I pushed the door, I saw my mother coming face to face, pulled me aside, and said in a low voice, "Your father was pushed out by General Shangguan in the court today, and his anger was acceptable. Your aunt advised him." Be careful when you go in the future. "
I can't help frowning, and I'm not shy in front of my mother. I said, "They fought each other in Korea. What's wrong with me? My aunt used to be the prince's cousin, and her head almost rose to the sky. Now the third prince is coming from behind. I just made friends with Princess Ruxiang, and I don't like it. "
Now that the emperor is old, the battle for official positions is becoming more and more obvious. As a prime minister, it is not a year or two since my father stood on the side of the prince, but the prince has not made much achievements except his eldest son and grandson. The third prince is a talented young man and a rising star. In the past two years, the limelight has become more and more powerful, and the emperor seems to have the idea of abandoning the long and establishing the young.
General Shangguan and Dad * * * are two pillars of North Korea, and they have been fighting for many years. The housekeeper supported the three princes and now has the upper hand. How can dad not be angry? Princess Ruxiang is the half-sister of the third prince. She was deeply loved by the emperor and always stood on the side of the third prince. Last spring, I hit it off with her, but unfortunately I became friends with the princess. What was a good thing has now become a mistake.
My mother held my hand, her voice was weak and desolate. "Chen Er, mother knows that your heart is high, but she failed to give you a good identity. When you grow up, your talent will look more and more outstanding, and your father will take a fancy to our mother and daughter. Among Ruan's many children nowadays, you are too sharp. If you annoy your aunt and let your father take it out on you, that would be bad. "
I looked at Niang's beautiful brow and flashed a trace of sadness. I said with confidence, "Don't worry, Mom. Chen Er is old enough to know what to do. I won't mess with my aunt, but I will never let her bully you again. "
After that, I went back to my room, opened the cosmetic box painted with gold, carefully put on a plum blossom makeup, and then went to the purlin. Niang always said not to be too sharp-edged, but with so many children in Ruan's family, how can you attract Dad's attention without sharp-edged?
When I was very young, I secretly vowed that one day, I would make my mother proud at home and stop being bullied.
I walked to the front hall with a cup of chrysanthemum tea in my hand and said, "The weather is impetuous in spring. Dad, drink some tea to reduce the fire. Don't be angry. "
Dad looked sad. When he saw me, his face was a little dull. He responded with a faint cry and took a sip.
My aunt glanced at me, regarded me as nothing, and continued, "The prince wants to grab the job of calming the mess, in order not to show his talent in front of the emperor? On the contrary, you gave the news to Shangguan Hongfei as a gift, and as a result, you offended the prince. General Shangguan won't accept your thanks. Both ends are not human. "
1 of "bang", dad's tea lamp thumped on the table, nu way, "the prince has several catties and two catties, don't you know? If I don't recommend Shangguan Hongfei, the task of destroying bandits will definitely fall on the third prince. It will be even more embarrassing then! If it weren't for your sister, I would have helped that useless prince for so many years. He snorted and said, "He is half as clever as the third prince, and the emperor will not abolish him. "
These words are disrespectful, my father's voice is extremely cold, and my aunt can't help but be silent. Anger in the heart is nowhere to display, eyes rested on me and said, "Stars, not aunt said you, do you know the relationship between Ruan Guhe and Prince, but also get so close to Princess Ruxiang? It is not good for your highness to misunderstand. "
Just about to refute, I was bitten again. I looked down at my father with a pitiful voice. I said, "Yes, auntie, the stars are wrong."
My aunt was stupefied, and immediately seemed to see through me, sneering: "The stars are getting smarter and smarter, knowing how to retreat, and you really got the true story of your mother."
Dad glanced at my aunt unhappily and patted my hand. "Stars, don't pay attention to those boring words. If it really hits it off with Princess Ruxiang, it doesn't matter if it is close. " As he spoke, Dad sighed lightly and said, "Maybe, the third prince will really gain power in the future, and our Ruan family will depend on you."
Aunt heard this, and her eyes became even more angry. But dare not attack, mercilessly staring at me, don't twist a head.
I smiled and answered my father. Wan Yan left his father and aunt and went to the palace. Sunset sets in the west. After listening to Ruxiang's plan, I walked out of Ruxiang Hall with a feeling of excitement and excitement. Suddenly, I looked up and saw a man with knife-shaped eyebrows leaning against the railing to see me, wearing a pale pinkish purple brocade skirt and a silver crown flashing Hui Jin in the sunset. }
Princess Ruxiang is very popular with the emperor, so this Ruxiang Hall is fine in workmanship, and there are winding water pavilions in the garden. She sat in the pavilion with me, eating the cake. There is a pool of green water in the distance, and there are sporadic waterfowl, rippling.
I told her what happened this morning, and I laughed like incense. "You were born with a bright future, and you are so delicate and beautiful, but your heart is so deep that you don't go to the harem to try your hand. Really buried you. "
My heart is slightly sour, but I know Ruxiang has always been outspoken, just joking, and I am not embarrassed.
In fact, the daughter's family doesn't want to be justified. She was born with her parents' love? Who wants to intrigue at home all day and show off their tricks in exchange for their father's protection?
Ruxiang has a loving mother and a capable brother since she was a child. She won't understand my pain.
I was silent for a while, but Ruxiang didn't notice. Suddenly I remembered something and said, "by the way, you must be careful." I heard that the prince will come to your house to propose to you these days. "
I was surprised and said, "How is that possible? I have never seen the prince, and he has never seen me. Aunt has always looked down on me, how can she marry me? "
Ruxiang sighed, shook my hand and said, "It's all my fault. Last time you helped me draw the peony flower, my third brother gave it to him on his birthday. The third brother praised the painting and said that peony was beautiful, but it was always tacky. But it is really hard for you to draw its true national dignity. You said you wanted to meet you sometime. " I understand something in my heart, just sighing.
Ruxiang continued, "I don't know, this word somehow reached the ears of the prince. You know, in North Korea, the third brother and the prince fought fiercely. The prince always takes what the third brother wants first. Your Ruan family has always been on the side of the prince. How can he not rob you first, and take this opportunity to get angry with Third Brother? "
I pondered for a while and said, "Today, I overheard the servant say in the mansion that the prince would come tomorrow. Maybe that's why, Ruxiang, you can hurt me this time. "
Ruxiang saw my sad face and quipped, "Prince, he is actually good-looking, but not as smart as my third brother. Otherwise, you will marry him reluctantly, and maybe you can be a mother or something in the future. "
I glance at her, Chen Tao, "You say somewhat ironic, who doesn't know that the emperor betrothed you to Shangguan, the butler's" flying general "? At the age of fourteen, he led the troops to quell the Turkic rebellion. I heard that he is still a handsome man with good writing and martial arts. You, I don't know how many times you woke up laughing at night, but now you come to see my jokes. "
Ruxiang blushed and begged for mercy. "Well, don't make fun of me. Actually, I've already figured out the countermeasures for you. I have sent someone to prepare everything. Let's go tonight. "
The sun went down. After listening to Ruxiang's plan, I walked out of Ruxiang Hall with a feeling of excitement and excitement. Suddenly, I looked up and saw a man with knife-shaped eyebrows leaning against the railing to see me, wearing a pale pinkish purple brocade skirt and a silver crown flashing Hui Jin in the sunset.
He looked at me for a while and asked softly, "Who are you? What's your name? "
I thought about it and replied, "You can ask Princess Ruxiang. I was anxious to get out of the palace, but it was too late, but I couldn't go back. "
Say and walk in front of him with his head down. When I got into the sedan chair, I just laughed it off. All I could think about was my date with Ruxiang tomorrow.
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