A set of humorous and hilarious jokes

A set of humorous and hilarious jokes

A set of humorous and hilarious jokes: Confucius said that only women and villains are difficult to raise. I think as long as you have money, anything can be raised. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

A set of humorous and hilarious jokes (1)

1. I came here to work after I heard that the company was helping solve the problem. But I’ve been working for three fucking months, why is my partner still alive?

2. People who used “Let’s talk about it after the New Year” as their catchphrase before the New Year have changed it to “Let’s talk about it after the New Year” , has the New Year just passed?

3. You are unhappy because you can be as lazy as a pig, but you cannot be as lazy as a pig and feel at ease.

4. Let me inform you about the wedding. You don’t want to get the red envelope, so don’t inform me. When we meet in the future, you will say that I am not a brother enough, so I think. . . It’s better not to get married!!!

5. My wife and I quarreled and ran away from home in anger. We haven’t been home for three days and three nights. I am very worried now, worried that she will come back suddenly without saying hello.

6. My girlfriend wants to break up with me, but I feel calm when I think about the fact that I have slept with someone else’s wife in the past two years. . .

7. Although I fell in love with you at first sight, fell in love with you at second sight, and will never forget you after seeing you for a long time. But, I’m sorry, I don’t like such a frivolous person like you?

8. An American forgot to bring toilet paper when he went to the toilet, so he had to ask for help through Facebook on his mobile phone! More than ten minutes later, more than 20 well-wishers sent toilet paper! A Chinese man forgot to bring toilet paper when he went to the toilet, so he posted on Weibo and Moments asking for help. After more than ten minutes, he received more than 50 "likes". . .

This story tells us that there are really more Chinese people than Americans. . .

9. I have to say that the United States is a country that really respects other people’s cultures: The Taliban said that they would not welcome any non-Muslims into Afghanistan and Pakistan, so the United States really only sent drones there. Blow them up.

10. A colleague warned me not to take the condoms distributed by KFC, as they must be of poor quality. If you use them, you will have to buy more children’s meals in the future. . . A set of humorous and hilarious jokes (2)

1. Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you requested 8 months ago has finally been realized.

2. My dad said that I was an Adou who couldn’t support him, but I said that I wasn’t. At the very least, Adou was still a second-generation official.

3. Ever since I ate a piece of stainless steel wire in the food, I sighed: The food in the canteen is so nutritious.

4. I once thought that modern civilization had eliminated oxen and horses to replace cars, but little did we know that modern people have to make oxen and horses first before riding in cars.

5. You have never been good at anything, and you have reached the pinnacle of causing trouble for others.

6. If I burn incense for one year, I can meet you; if I burn incense for three years, I can get to know you; if I burn incense for ten years, I can cherish you. Therefore, for my happiness in the next life, I am willing to convert to Christianity!

7. Find an air-conditioned place to express your love in summer, and don’t let the people who are watching your jokes get too hot! One group Humorous and Hilarious Jokes (3)

1. I was walking home from evening study and found someone fighting. I took out my phone to take pictures and forgot to turn off the flash. I was fine. . . Just one shoe ran away. . .

2. The most embarrassing thing for me growing up: During the first exam, I looked back at the girl’s paper at the back. She blushed and covered her collar... < /p>

3. The most persistent person I have ever met: He has a very strong character, a very determined perseverance, a very perseverance in doing things, and a solid and never-changing concept. No matter what I say, his reply will always be two words: ?Pay back the money!?

4. When I first started working, my master taught me that you should not be afraid of confessing your feelings when picking up girls. If you don't accept ten confessions, just confess one hundred and hold on for a long time. There is always one who is blind.

5. Every time I see a wealthy man showing off his wealth, I want to ask him loudly, do you think money can buy friends? Can money buy girls? Can money buy dignity? Can money buy you dignity? Come and be happy!

But I never asked, because I knew the answer was yes. . .

6. If a person has no money, he will pretend to be rich; if a person is uneducated, he will pretend to know everything; in other words, whatever you lack will be What to show.

You see on the Internet, if a couple of celebrities come out to show their affection, they will break up soon. . .

As a low-key middle-aged man, I never show how much love my wife and I have in front of my friends? Because? I don’t have a wife yet? ;