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Whoever tells me a short joke and makes me laugh, I will give him points! !

1. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A pol.ice came over: What happened? Drunk man: I don’t know, I just arrived. 2. The wolf cub came from Vegetarian since birth. Wolf parents and wolf mothers racked their brains to train their wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, the Sirius parents were delighted to see their son chasing the rabbit. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit and said fiercely: Boy! Hand over the carrot! 3. In front of the ramen shop counter, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, the ramen chef asked: Do you want thick or thin? The girl replied: I will eat whatever you pull. 4. I saw a penny on the side of the road. I was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Damn it, who vomited it so roundly? 5. When the nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, she walked over and whispered to him: "Be careful!" The patient smiled and said: "Baby." 6. Someone was riding a bicycle on the street, crossing an intersection, and let out a joke Move forward. When the traffic police saw it, they exclaimed: "Good palm!" Someone waved happily and replied: "Good job, comrades!"