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Pang Tong borrowed an arrow.

Zhuge Liang's letter: Pang Tong, don't attack.

Pang Tong: Bastard Kong Ming, I won't attack again. Great, I won't attack.

People will say that he is smart, but it's his credit ... there's no way out, play!

Liu Bei: Deputy Military Adviser, I'll lend you my horse.

"An hour later ..."

Soldier: No! The disorderly arrows of the deputy army division were shot dead!

Liu Bei: How much?

Soldiers:/kloc-above 0/000.

Liu Bei: Just earn it. Better than borrowing an arrow from a straw boat.