Liaoning Spring Festival Gala 2011 Zhao Benshan’s blind date lines in sketch (high reward)

Eight classic lines from "Blind Date" revealed!

NO.1 "It's too late to go out. If you can't, just leave through the window."

"I'll leave completely if I leave through the window. This is the 6th floor."

NO.2 "Are you 60?"

"54."

"Then you are anxious enough to grow up."

NO. 3 "I am a Gemini and she is an Aries, so they are very compatible. Brother, what is your zodiac sign?"

"I am paralyzed on the sofa and can't go anywhere."

NO.4" Now I don’t know whether to squat or stand when I go to the toilet.”

NO.5 “Don’t you have a big house of 1,000 meters?”

“It’s actually a work unit. Boiler room."

"Didn't you say you were in charge of more than 2,000 people?"

"Heating."

"It's the boiler!" /p>

NO.6 "I have also gone through a lot of struggle for my career. I used to burn a small boiler, and I shook it, and then it exploded with a bang."

NO.7 "Actually, the color (referring to the skin) was not that dark before. Then one time, I pushed a cart of coal to the boiler, and it ran faster. The man and the car were shot in together. Thanks to my quick legs, I crawled out."

NO.8 "There is a toll to enter the house. After sleeping for a while, he put a note on my face, saying that I would be fined 100 for illegal parking."