Quotations of teasing men and women's online humor

When talking with people, teasing with humorous words can mobilize the atmosphere and make people feel relaxed. The following are the quotations of men's and women's online humor that I have carefully arranged for you. I hope you like them.

1) God created virgins and I created women.

2) You can't judge a book by its cover.

3) Every woman is always cheap to a man.

4) before marriage? Lies Both? Love words? ; After marriage? Love words? Both? Nonsense? .

5) Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

6) My brother's hair is not lonely, but spring; I don't call it loneliness, I call it bed.

7) Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

8) Be independent if you want to get married; If you want a divorce, your children are independent.

9) If I meet you again, I will drag you to the bedroom, lock the door, push you down on the bed crazily, cover your head with a quilt, open my arms and roll up my sleeves to tell you: Look, my watch is luminous!

10) distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

Network classic humorous quotations for men and women 1) Men have no women, and their ears are clean; Women have no men, and their homes are clean.

2) When someone is pretending to be cool, my sister always lowers her head. I'm not educated, I'm just looking for bricks.

3) ? The definition of success is that men earn a lot of money and women spend a lot of money.

4) Women have the best memory when quarreling; A man's patience is the worst after marriage.

5) Women must go to the beauty salon before dating; Men must go to the bank before dating.

6) I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I am sad.

7) get married? Giants? , to know how to manage money; Get married? Cold door? Know how to make money.

8) When love is lonely, pull a beautiful calf.

9) Low-key male show's high-profile, high-profile signs of being beaten.

10) before, people regarded married life as? A lifetime? ; What do modern people regard marriage as? For a while? .

1 1) Don't be infatuated with brother, sister-in-law is the legend.

12) Xiao San is not wrong, but she can't stand the temptation.

13) Money is a problem when a man is dumped; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

14) Face the fucking life with a bullshit attitude.

15) Men spend money to make women happy; Women spend money because men make her unhappy.

16) the power of mistress seems irresistible to most people.

17) before marriage, men are like messengers; After marriage, men are like commanders.

18) before marriage, close the distance; Get out of the way after marriage. Before marriage, there is nothing to talk about; Don't say anything after marriage.

19) Women's clothes are called capital, while men's clothes are called perverts.

20) Before marriage, men wait for women in restaurants; After marriage, women wait for men in the living room. Before marriage, men often look for women? Discuss? ; Men only tell women after marriage? Conclusion? . Before marriage, the man whispered to her; After the marriage, the man spoke loudly to her.

Network humor ridicules male and female sentence quotations 1) When in love, love stories emerge one after another; After marriage, I lied again and again.

2) When you are in love, you always promise to get married again in your next life; After I got married, I suspected that I had made doomed love in my last life.

3) before marriage, men often marry women? Blank check? ; Men often marry women after marriage? Bad check? .

4) Women in the new century will rob money, grain and men.

5) Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

6) The average boy is generally proud, and the average girl leans.

7) I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your husband, but I can also be your little father.

8) Men like fashionable women, but they don't like gossiping women.

9) Women are jealous of each other and men brag about each other.

10) Distance produces a mistress instead of a beautiful woman.

1 1) They all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact, it's all makeup.

12) men become bad when they have money, and women become rich when they become bad.

13) There are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.

14) before marriage, men stare at women every day; Women stare at men every day after marriage.

15) Flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.

16) has been imitated and never surpassed.

17) men? In the wrong business? Going to work will be very painful; Woman? Marry the wrong lang? It will be painful to get off work.

18) What do couples do before marriage? Romantic? ; What do couples do after marriage? Waste? .

19) When you are in love, when you meet? Kissing? ; After marriage, as soon as we meet? Quarrel? .

20) I want to get married from the beginning, okay? Does it look nice? ; We'll get divorced in the future, okay Wrong? .

2 1) A good woman feeds a bad man's appetite; Bad women keep men's appetite.

22) Big shot, ok? Dominate? ; Good man, will you? Be a cow and a horse? .

23) Do men in love like it? Everyone? ; Married man, become? No hands or feet? .

24) Opportunity, like a virgin, is rare, only once.

25) Men love women and women want to be coquettish. Women return love with sex, and men get sex with love.

26) lovelorn is not necessarily the end of the world: is your heart possible? Blood and tears? Your wallet can't be used anymore? Blood loss? .

27) Money trains women and you make me.

28) Most men before marriage are humorous; Married men are mostly reticent.

29) There is no inseparable couple, only a mistress who doesn't work hard.