Tell jokes to your girlfriend as much as possible.

I helped my colleague take down the computer and clean it up. After thanking me again and again, he invited me to dinner. I blushed and didn't accept it, because I didn't have the courage to tell him what the five extra screws were for with the puzzling board, because I didn't know. ...

Although he is not a good player, he must be a good husband. I played well in the promotion match yesterday. A man said that his wife called him and he hung up. We lost, but the three men kept scolding him. Only I didn't scold him. After I knew that he was his wife's lover, I added his good friend to chat with him for a long time and learned his home address. I took it anyway.

"She looks ordinary and has a bad temper. How can you still like her so much?" "Then why do you think I wrote the Tao Te Ching?" "Why?" "Because I want to."

Once my roommate squatted in the dormitory, this is the background. Lz said outside, "Come on, brother, I want to shit." "

God replied, "I don't shit for anyone." If I want to shit, I will pull it myself. "

I have some more if you like. I hope to adopt them.