Three kingdoms kill joke

A game, Da Qiao soldiers Huang Xu, Huang Xu nu: soldier your sister!

Then Da Qiao turned to Joe. . .

The endgame, the main player on the field, cc2 blood, anti-Zhou Yu anti 1 blood card, cc followed Zhou Yu to kill, killed, Yue Yingshan, CC Naman, and then heard:

Since Yu is born, how can he be born ~ bright!

Late at night, a Xiangxiang MM n bureau didn't get married. Guo Jia's teammate said: No sleep?

MM answer: not sleepy!

Dizzy . .

Master Yuji, it was very confusing at first. I thought it was true, so I entrusted it to steal vegetables.

When I intercepted it, I found that it was all trust, and Yu Jiyi had missed it more than 20 times.

Guo Jia Xiangxiang, a novice in Xiangxiang, killed Jia Jia, who left a plan of-1 to kill horses, and then Xiangxiang was used to get married. Jia Jia Khan explained to her that she understood, and then repeated that Tian Fang and Kirin (RP is really good) Xiang Xiang (hanging crossbows) fell asleep again. Jia Jia asked, Xiang Xiang said: What a pity to change the crossbow.

Then Jiajia ran away. . .

See a novice of Lv Meng's self-denial and ask him.

Lv Meng said: Why should I hit myself?

Killed eight people, and several others,

1 (female) CC

Er (male) Huang Gai

At first, Huang Gai madly killed his girlfriend Sissi, and Sissi died frequently. Huang Gai was saved, Huang Gai released AOE, Sissi died, and the game was over.

Look at Huang Gai's identity, loyalty,

The woman asked the man:

The man said, "I just like to bully you!" " "

It is said that they broke up later.

Zhen Ji 8, a novice, put two AOEs in his turn, never slacked off his master's, got caught in the fire, was killed and rebelled. . .

Then someone asked Zhen Ji, and Zhen Ji told him that I thought invulnerability enhanced my strength (in fact, I made the same mistake when I was a novice).

I taught MM to play the Three Kingdoms Kill, and I trusted her to go out by herself. When I came back, I found MM crying. I asked her, and she said, "People nowadays are really annoying and want me to marry them! 555。 . . "

You should know what's going on without telling me.

She chose perfume.

My loyal minister, Master Liu Bei, has always been heartless. When asked, he replied: full of blood, you don't have to cancel the card!

With that, I found that the mole had escaped.

When the Three Kingdoms killed each other, the goddess Luo Zhenji said, "Like things, floating things."

The result was nothing.

The second time, Zhen Ji said, "Pineapple jackfruit. . . "

I lost seven.

Zhen Ji said happily, "I finally know what the spell is!"

I played 3v3 with my friends and brought all the information pieces. I lost miserably:

Xiao Qiao Huatuo opposite Dong Zhuo,

I'm Zhang Liao Liu Bei, and I found that Dong Zhuo's cards can't be removed at all. . .

Said that one day Chu Xu and Zhen Ji got into a fight,

Chu Xu: Rest!

Zhen Ji blushed when he saw this, so Chu Xu took the opportunity to kill Zhen Ji.

Chu Xu hung up his crossbow. "kill!"

Zhen Ji throws a killing trick.

Chu Xu: "Wow, you can't play with an old man!" " "

Zhen Ji calmly pointed to the card and said, "Black."

Chu Xu is helpless: "Kill!"

Zhen Ji played a red card, and Chu Xu was very happy. At first glance, it was a flash. . .

I am loyal to Liu Bei. Seeing that two anti-Huang Gai people have been suffering, I smiled: I have both crossbows.

During the exam, I met such a question:

How did Liu Bei persuade Zhuge?

A: Keep giving cards, and don't let the city empty!

It's easy to draw even with a bewitched company. Like me, it's easy to get it even with another demagogue company.

A gentleman got up in the morning and found that there was too much gum to keep his eyes open.

Early to bed and early to rise, you can't see on both sides!

Another gentleman was washing his face and said, how comfortable!

The boss came and knew you were faking it, so he said, look at this.

Shui Jun said: I was guessed. . .

Opening Angle said, "they all call me Jiao Jiao. Listen carefully! "

Sun Quan said, "They all call me Quan Quan. Listen carefully! "

Liu Bei said, "They all call me Beibei. Listen carefully! "

Sun Jian said, "You talk, I'll go first."

Cao Qianqian said, "They all call me #&&#. Listen carefully! "

Zhang Jiao, Sun Quan and Liu Beihan said, "You talk, I'll go first."

In the first round and one game, two Huang Gai suffered 1 blood, and then six Gan Ning said, "I have peaches." Huang Gai died decisively.

Huang Gai scolded Gan Ning, and Gan Ning replied, "I only said I had peaches, but I didn't say I would give them to you!" " "

In a game, there were two blood cards, 1 main cc, 3 pairs of Wei Yan 1 blood, 4 pairs of Zhou Yu's blood, and 7 pairs of Yue Ying's blood.

Zhou Yu's circle is eating peaches, and Wei Yan has been cursing.

Zhou Yu said impatiently, "What are you afraid of? I left two. "

Then Yue Ying was very decisive. She took all the peaches, and then there were none.

The 7-digit Huang Gai and the 8-digit Guo Jia are both negative numbers, and Guo Jia is slow in typing, so they all type word by word.

Guo Jia: Kill.

Guo Jia: Me.

Guo Jia: Divide the cards.

Guo Jia: Me.

Huang Gai killed the Guo family.

Guo Jia: Me.

Guo Jia: Yes.

Huang Gai killed the Guo family again.

Guo Jia: One.

Guo Jia: Peaches.

Huang Gai often kills the Guo family.

Guo Jia: Yes. . . circle

Huang Gai:?

Guo Jia: Jieyi!

Huang Gai: You 2.

The Guo family is dead.

At the beginning, Liu Beili advised two Luxun and eight Zhang Fei to show loyalty and kill people, and then he did not hesitate to post to Zhang Fei.

Zhang Fei was angry and asked Liu Bei

Liu Bei replied: there is nothing to be diligent about, either rape or theft ~

A group of us played the Three Kingdoms Kill, and one of them was a girl named Joe. Because they are all playing OL, they need to say lines as soon as they have skills.

As a result, she chose Huang Gai in the second position, and the master folded the cards directly from the beginning.

We had an evil laugh in that game. . .

In one game, Xiang Xiang (a female player) never got married, and then Guo Jia said she was an angel.

Xiang Xiang yue; "Are you? Few people say that about me! "