Give a few jokes about not learning Chinese well 1

In other words, there is an old intellectual who is seventy years younger. Not afraid of jokes, he insisted that his wife give him a son. How old is his wife? Is he an old man with a good popularity and few wives? People don't say, and outsiders don't ask. I gave birth anyway. As soon as the fat man landed, the old intellectual was overjoyed and decided to give this baby a different name. On second thought, it's better to call it "age" as the common people say, in memory of a lot of old children. Who knows the response of "yes-man", the next year, I had it, and I was still a son. The old man was so happy that he thought: I am knowledgeable and not famous in academic circles, and having a son is no worse than others. To put it simply, the second child is called "learning". In the third year, when the third child was born, the 70-year-old man only smiled bitterly. Fiona Fang has spread all over the world, and it is no joke to have one, two or three people born. Well, let's call it a joke.

Day by day, ten years have passed in an instant. The old are getting older and the young are growing. It is not easy for this old intellectual to raise three sons, nor can he afford any academic research, and even educating his sons is not very effective. More "loyal family", but not enough "poetry and books last forever". The three little brothers have no reading materials, but are busy with some rough work at home and abroad.

One day, an 80-year-old man ordered his three sons to go into the mountains to get firewood. Later that night, the old man remembered to ask his wife, "Which of our three sons cuts more firewood?" The wife's answer made the old intellectuals laugh and cry: "Don't mention it." Age "and" knowledge "are basically absent, and" jokes "make a lot of noise.