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150 Zixiao Story
1, Shennong distinguishes herbs and tastes herbs.
Shennong's story of distinguishing and tasting medicine is a famous ancient myth and legend in China.
Shennong, originally from Huang San, was born in a cave in Lieshan Mountain. It is said that he is an ox head. Because of his special appearance, hard work and courage, he was promoted to tribal leader when he grew up. Because his tribe lives in the hot south, it is called Yandi, and everyone calls him Yandi.
Once, when he saw a bird holding a seed, he invented grain agriculture. Because of these outstanding contributions, everyone also called him Shennong.
Seeing that people were sick, he went to Tiandi Garden to get herbs. When he was given a whip on the same day, Shennong took the whip all the way from Duguang to Lieshan. Shennong tasted a hundred herbs and was poisoned many times, thanks to tea detoxification.
Because he vowed to taste all the grass, and finally died because he tasted the grass. In order to commemorate his kindness and achievements, people regarded him as the God of the King of Medicine, and built the Temple of the King of Medicine, offering sacrifices in four seasons. At the junction of Sichuan, Hubei and Shaanxi in China, it is said that Shennong tasted a hundred herbs, which is called Shennongjia Mountain Area.
2, Dayu water control
Dayu's flood control is a myth and legend in ancient China and a famous legend of ancient floods. He is a descendant of the Yellow Emperor. During the period of Three Emperors and Five Emperors, the Yellow River flooded. Yao Shun, Ren Chongbo, Fenfu Gun and Yu Zhi Shui.
Dayu led the people to fight against floods in natural disasters and finally won. Facing the flood, Dayu learned a lesson from the failure of gun control, changed the method of "blocking" and diverted the flood, which showed that he had the wisdom to lead the people to overcome difficulties.
In order to control the flood, Dayu has been fighting with outsiders for many years, regardless of personal interests. Dayu managed water for 0/3 years, exhausted his painstaking efforts and physical strength, and finally completed the great cause of water control.
3. Houyi Shooting Day
Houyi shooting at the sun is an ancient myth and legend in China. In ancient times, there was a serious drought on the earth. The heat scorched the forest, dried the land, dried the seedlings and plants. It turned out that Di Jun and he had 10 children, all of whom were grandchildren. They live in OOCL, and there is a big tree called Fusang in the sea.
10 The sun sleeps under the branches and runs out in turn to be on duty in the sky and shine on the earth. But sometimes, they come out together and bring disaster to mankind.
In order to save mankind, Hou Yi drew an arrow with a bow and shot it at nine suns. I saw an exploding fireball in the sky and fell three feet. Finally, there is only one sun left in the sky.
4, Jiang Taigong fishing
Jiang Taigong's fishing is a historical legend that happened in Shang and Zhou Dynasties. Shang and Zhou Dynasties were autocratic, and Zhou Wenwang was determined to overthrow it. Jiang Taigong Ziya was ordered by her master to help King Wen. But Jiang Ziya felt that he had been half a century, and he had no friendship with King Wen, so it was difficult to gain the appreciation of King Wen.
So on the way back to Beijing, King Wen fished without bait with a straight hook on one side of the river. As we all know, the hook is curved, but Jiang Ziya caught a lot of fish with a straight hook (not a hook) without bait.
King Wen saw it and thought it was a strange man (the ancients respected him very much), so he took the initiative to talk to him and found that he was really a useful talent, so he confessed.
Later, Jiang Ziya helped King Wen and his son overthrow the rule of Shang and Zhou Dynasties and established the Zhou Dynasty. Two-part allegorical saying: Jiang Taigong is fishing-who wants to take the bait?
5, a blockbuster
During the Spring and Autumn Period, Chu Zhuangwang Xionglu ruled the country for three years, without issuing decrees or managing state affairs. Sima Wuju is the king's right-hand man. He came to the king's car and told Chu Zhuangwang a subtle riddle. He said, "What bird has stopped on the southern floating mountain for three years without spreading its wings, flying or singing?"
Chu Zhuangwang said: "Not spreading wings for three years is to grow wings; Not flying, not singing, is to observe people's attitude. Although it has not yet flown, it will soar when it flies; It hasn't rung yet, but it will be amazing. Don't worry, I know. "
Half a year later, Chu Zhuangwang personally listened to the state affairs. Repeal ten decrees, activate nine, kill five treacherous court officials and promote six hermits. Therefore, the state can vigorously rectify.
He led troops to crusade against Qi, defeated the Qi army in Xuzhou, defeated the Jin army in Xuzhou, and allied himself with the princes of the Song State, finally making Chu unify the whole country.
Lu Xun's short stories, 150 words, urgent. . . quick
When Lu Xun was thirteen, his grandfather was arrested and imprisoned for the imperial examination case. His father has been ill for a long time and his family is getting poorer and poorer. He often goes to the pawnshop to sell valuable things, and then buys medicine for his father at the drugstore. On one occasion, when his father was seriously ill, Lu Xun went to pawn shops and pharmacies early in the morning, and when he came back, the teacher had already started classes. Seeing that he was late, the teacher said angrily, "Teenagers still sleep late and are late for class. Don't come next time you are late. "
Lu Xun nodded, made no excuses for himself, and quietly returned to his seat with his head down.
The next day, he came to school early, carved the word "early" on the upper right corner of the desk with a knife, and secretly vowed that he would get up early and never be late again.
In the later days, his father's illness became more serious. Lu Xun went to the pawnshop to sell things more frequently, and then went to the drugstore to buy medicine. A lot of work at home fell on Lu Xun's shoulders. He gets up early every day before dawn, takes care of things at home, then goes to pawn shops, pharmacies and private schools for classes. Although the family has a heavy burden, he has never been late again.
Three short stories about love, about 150 words.
It turns out that unrequited love is also very painful
The love of many people in the world has made me understand a truth, "Secret love is also very painful."
A boy had a good relationship with a girl when he was young. They are very good friends. Moreover, the boy fell in love with her at first sight, and he had an unspeakable affection. .............
After 20 years, both boys and girls have grown up and started their own businesses. One day, they met on business.
Woman: "Sir, this is the document of our company. Please have a look. " Girls don't even remember boys.
Man: "You don't know me?" Boys still remember girls vividly.
Woman: "Sir, have we met?" The girl is full of questions.
Man: "I was your childhood playmate, Blackie!" " "The boy said excitedly.
Woman: "Oh, is there such a person?" The girl tried to remember.
Man: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Woman: "Yes".
Man: "What's your name"? The boy asked disappointedly.
Female: "Li Daoming"
Man: Isn't he my buddy? The boy is in a state of confusion.
Woman: "I used to make friends with you just to get to know him better. Thank you. I am very good with him now. "
Man: "You used me"?
The girl made a face and said, "Don't be so ugly." The girl didn't know that the boy was angry.
Boys didn't expect that girls were still so calm.
The boy ran out angrily, but the girl didn't respond.
Since then, the girl has never seen the boy again. Maybe he is crying sadly somewhere in the world. ................................
This story tells us: Don't fall in love with someone blindly. Losing him is a thousand times more painful than losing anything!
Four historical stories 150 words
On June 4th, 65438+ 10, Zhu Yuanzhang overthrew the rule of the Yuan Dynasty and proclaimed himself emperor in Nanjing.
When the Ming Dynasty was founded, Zhu Yuanzhang was Ming Taizu. He set the capital in Nanjing and expanded it.
This is a big project that needs a lot of money and many people. Zhu Yuanzhang has just been founded, and he can't think of it at the moment.
What can we do with so much money? He began to collect money from the rich in China. At that time, Jiangnan was the first.
The rich man was Shen Fu, who helped Zhu Yuanzhang a lot. He promised to build a third building.
Nanjing city. So, how did he become so rich?
Shen Fu is also called Shen Wansan. I don't know exactly what year I was born and died, except that it was the end of the Yuan Dynasty.
People in the early Ming Dynasty. In Shen Fu's hometown, people call monopoly a "ten thousand yuan household".
Among them, Shen ranked third, so everyone called him Shen Wansan. Over time, his real name was forgotten. at present
If you go to Zhouzhuang now, there are many shops and specialties in the name of "Wansan", which is said to be in harmony with.
He is a relative.
Shen used to be poor. His father moved his family to Zhouzhuang. Zhouzhuang is by a lake, Shen Fu's father.
Lead the whole family to farm by the lake to make a living. Zhouzhuang is a water town, close to the Canal, the Yangtze River and the Yellow River.
Pujiang, from here, you can go to many places in the north and south of the Yangtze River, the east and west of the canal, and you can also pass through the Yangtze River estuary.
Go to the southeast, Japan and other further places. In the era of Shen Fu, China's overseas trade was very developed.
. Seeing that others made a fortune, Shen Fu also asked his father for some money and began to buy spices and treasures overseas.
Pearls, etc. , sell these to the rich in China, and China's silk, porcelain, etc. Sell abroad.
Shen Fu made full use of the superior geographical position of his hometown for overseas trade, and became the most famous in Jiangnan in a few years.
Rich people. When Shen Wansan is mentioned in Jiangnan, almost no one doesn't know it. Shen Wansan made a fortune so quickly.
, people are envious. There are many legends about the reason why he became rich. Some people say that he found a treasure.
Marijuana, you can eat whatever you want. Some people say that he can turn stone into gold. Others say that he dug up an ancient
The treasure house where people hide gold is becoming more and more bizarre.
Zhu Yuanzhang wants to build Nanjing, and this Shen Wansan is absolutely indispensable. Just as Zhu Yuanzhang wanted to send
When people went to look for him, someone came to report, "Shen Fu asked to see the emperor." Zhu Yuanzhang was very happy to hear that.
. Shen Fu came in and said to Zhu Yuanzhang, "Wang heard that the emperor is going to expand Nanjing and is willing to contribute to you."
Zhu Yuanzhang nodded and said, "How many zhangs can you build for me?" Shen Fu said, "I can make up half of it for you.
A city wall. Zhu Yuanzhang was a little unhappy: what, he wants to compare with me if he has some money.
That won't do. So Zhu Yuanzhang said, "It's good that you can build a third one. It can be repaired from Zhengyangmen.
Go to Shuiximen. But building a city is a big event and cannot be sloppy. I will check it then. "Shen?
I see, the part that Zhu Yuanzhang repaired himself is quite intact, so there is no need to repair it.
The old city built by myself can no longer be used, with complex terrain and many difficulties. Actually, I built it myself
Good is half of the whole project. But he was afraid to say it. Zhu Yuanzhang said, "I built it with you.
If necessary, you must finish it when I finish it. If you are faster than me, I will punish the official in charge of repairing the city.
Members; If you are slower than me, I will punish you. "
Shen Fu felt that he had a great responsibility and a heavy burden. If he can't finish or repair after the deadline, he can
You can't even save your life. After returning home, he soon got along with his brother Shen Gui, who is also a Shen.
Rich and capable people. The two immediately organized people to buy materials and tools everywhere and hired a lot.
Migrant workers.
The construction of the city has begun, and the two brothers are busy from morning till night every day, strictly supervising and managing. The foundation of this city is stone.
The head and wall are made of blue bricks, and the joints of the bricks are poured with lime and glutinous rice slurry. The city is five feet high and two feet wide, and it is on the ground.
Pave a stone road. The Golden Pagoda and the gatehouse are also built on Zhengyang Gate, Tongji Gate and Shuixi Gate. The city threshold is said to be
Made of foreign stones, it is very strong and beautiful. These three doors are the best made in Nanjing.
Doors.
The migrant workers used by the Shen Wansan brothers were all hired, and Shen Fu paid them, so the city was built soon.
Good again. Despite the heavy workload and difficulty, it was completed ahead of schedule.
One day, Zhu Yuanzhang led officials to inspect the city of Shen Fujian, and he pointed out several places for Li.
The angry soldier hit it with a hammer, and only white spots appeared on the hit place, but the wall was not bad and large.
The family was surprised. It turned out that Shen Fu had migrant workers wrap a layer of lime and glutinous rice mixed soil on the brick wall, which was both beautiful and firm.
Solid. Zhu Yuanzhang couldn't find anything wrong and nodded with satisfaction. Shen Fu also breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the head.
I saved it.
Zhu Yuanzhang took officials and Shen Fu to inspect the city he built. Do the same thing.
Method, as a result, a big hole appeared where the hammer hit. It turns out that * * * is a free repair for prisoners and ordinary people.
Repairing the city wall, although supervision officials often beat these people, they are still so-so and don't want to do it.
Thanks for your hard work. Zhu Yuanzhang lost face and became angry. He immediately called the supervisory official and ordered the quality to be deleted.
Reconstruction of dilapidated city walls. It is said that after the quick repair, Zhu Yuanzhang ordered to kill the official and take his body.
It pervaded the city wall, scaring everyone present to sweat. Shen Wansan know after also touched the neck.
Straight and cold.
After several years' labor by hundreds of thousands of people, Nanjing City was restored. The circumference of the city is 27 kilometers, more than the latter.
After reconstruction, Beijing is 10 km long and is the largest city in the world.
Shen Fujian became famous and left a fatal curse. Zhu Yuanzhang is richer than himself.
Shen Wansan was a little unhappy, especially because building a city made him lose face and made him feel bad.
Supposedly, Shen Fujian almost died, so it's time to learn a lesson. But he's too rich, and
I wanted so much to do something for my country that I got into trouble again. After all, he is just a businessman, who only knows how to do business.
, but don't understand politics. It is dangerous not to know how to deal with the emperor. Once he took out a large sum of money to pay.
Rewarding the army angered Zhu Yuanzhang. Reward the army only for the emperor, Shen Fu is just a businessman.
Dude, how could you do such a thing in front of the emperor? This time, the emperor ordered the killing of Shen Fu, but Zhu Yuanzhang passed the exam.
Considering that he has done his best for the country, he is just a businessman and has no interest in the regime, so Zhu Yuanzhang
Later, he changed his mind and exiled Shen Wansan to Yunnan.
Shen Wansan, an outstanding financial expert and trade expert in the 0/4th century, was exiled because he was too enthusiastic about doing good.
From then on, he never came back, and finally died in exile. He may die unaware that he has committed a crime.
What crime? His date of birth and death is unknown, but there are many books about him, and many people still do so.
I dream of being as rich as he is.
5. A short story about the word 150.
I met a straight girl in the street, and I wanted to introduce Fangmu Store, because I said I was an honest man, and I wanted to refuse. But considering that the young woman is not easy to publish, I decided to enter, saying that I only bathed myself for him. On the day of Young Woman, the guest officer was really a gentleman. Mo Bao, the library of the young woman shop, asked for advice. I said that painting and calligraphy are less ambitious, and they rise and fall, depending on the fruit. There is a hole in the sky and it is decided.
Six short stories, about 150 words.
Chapter One: The Sorrow of Nightingale
Once, the nightingale found a bush full of flowers, so she decided to squat on it and wait for the fruit to ripen.
The nightingale waited for months and never let other birds near, for fear that they would compete with themselves for food.
Those flowers finally produced small peaches, which cracked and white cotton wool flew out of them. It turns out that this is a cotton plant.
A cuckoo flew over and said to the depressed nightingale, "Look, you never let us near, otherwise we will tell you where there is edible fruit."
Chapter 2: Wolf and Horse
A wolf walked through a farm and saw a field of oats. The wolf was not interested in oats, so he shook his head and walked on. Later, he met a horse, and the wolf said to the horse ingratiatingly, "Hey, friend, I'll take you to a place. There is a large wheat field over there, and all the wheat grains are huge and full. I saved it specially for you. I haven't tasted it at all. Go on, let me listen to your music again. " The horse replied, "Thank you very much. If you can eat oats yourself, you won't listen to me chew on an empty stomach! " "
Give something you don't want to others, and others may not appreciate you.
Chapter 3: Cats and Empty Tanks
A cat climbed up the partition in search of food. I saw a jar without a lid for the first time. As soon as I saw it was empty, I said, "Actually, there is no need to look. Of course there will be nothing. " Then it turned its eyes to another jar with a lid, stared at it for a long time, and the more it looked, the more unbearable it was, so it boldly opened the lid, only to find that it was empty.
The cat was so disappointed that she said generously, "It's all empty! However, some people say that they have nothing, but they are also honest; Some people are mysterious, as if they are inscrutable, causing people to study and study in vain! "
Chapter Four: Throwing Poetry into the Fire
A poet writes poorly, but he is narcissistic and feels good about himself.
Once, he enthusiastically asked a reader what he thought of his poems: "Do you think I should put more flames in my poems?"
The reader said, "No, I think you should burn more of your poems."
Truth: The reader changed the phrase "throwing his poems into the fire" into "throwing his poems into the fire", which implied the reader's strong dissatisfaction with the poet's poor poems and had a strong irony.
-Li, an emotional expert at the Youth Growth Center.
Seven humorous stories 150 words
These little jokes can get into your eyes. No:
Once, I was sitting in my sister's car and my little nephew was sitting next to me. I saw him biting his finger, so I patted his little hand as a warning. A few days later, I took my sister's car again and found that my little nephew was going to bite his finger again. He saw me aiming at him, hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his finger and said to me with a flattering face: Uncle, do you want to eat?
Arguing with my husband, I angrily smashed his cup of tea to the ground and shouted, "drink water!" Drink! " The husband also replied angrily: "You are illiterate! Shit is for drinking! Shit is for eating! "
I was lying on the sofa eating cucumber slices, and my father was watching TV. I said, "Can you watch something else instead of this war fighter?" Dad gave me a look and said, "Can you still see cucumbers in your eyes?" I said, "I have an eye. I can see." Dad "Oh" went to the kitchen and took another cucumber slice and put it on my other eye.
A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, eat cucumber and pull watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.
I worked overtime today, and then I hurried home. My colleague Liu Ge asked me, "Sun Xiao, why are you in such a hurry?" Me: "I'm in a hurry to go home for dinner. If I am late, I will have to eat cold food. " He said unhurriedly, "At this point, my brother, you are not as good as me. I can have hot meals whenever I go home! " ""well, it seems that my sister-in-law is really awesome! I really envy you, brother! " I sighed as I walked. Brother Liu: "What a shame! No matter how late it is, she will wait for me to go home and cook! " "
From the real second network, a little more stupid and a little more happy ~
The story of eight children is about 150 words.
When I was a kindergarten teacher, a 5-year-old child was very close to me. He will call me every day when I go back to my dormitory after school. Once called me seven times in a row. He asked me what I was doing for the first time. The second time, I asked him what he was doing, and he said he was waiting for dinner. The third time, I asked his mother if the meal was ready, and he said he would go and have a look. The fourth time, he told my mother that dinner was ready. The fifth time, he told me that he ... finished eating. The sixth time, I asked him how many bowls he had eaten. He said he only ate one bowl, so I encouraged him to eat more. The seventh time, he told me that after answering the phone, he went to eat another bowl.
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