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Through the ancient dragon pet

Don't worry, master Zhuang

Content introduction:

In this paper, women are strong and men are strong, and they are strong and C-shaped. The favorite words are not abusive, one-on-one. Welcome to into the pit.

When she woke up, she dressed up as a concubine of Tangmen. Before she knew the situation, she was forced to put on a wedding dress and get married on behalf of her sister.

This body is beautiful, but it was born sick. How many times have you had to take a few steps to catch your breath? Not afraid! She carries medicine with her, but it is no small matter to keep healthy.

What? The man you are going to marry is said to be a monster, and even married 12 brides and died? Practice magic skills? Take a pussy? Still eating human flesh?

"Oh." A loud laugh. Didn't she say that? The monsters she has seen are much better than this.

When she met in the bridal chamber, she was surprised to find that this man, who was passed on as a monster by the outside world, was not only amazing, but also worryingly quiet. Most importantly, he is the most beneficial poison for her to practice, and the breath she sends out anytime and anywhere tempts her to "eat" him.

"Will you kill me?"

"I will be good to you."

"What should I do?"

"Stay with me."

Then, in exchange for her freedom to save her life, she was with this man, eating and drinking freely, and "eating" a man from time to time to practice.

The refined pharmacist conference, the women's victory, the absolute beauty, surprised everyone's eyes. From then on, people all over the world realized that the legendary waste is the real peerless beauty. Then the original lover, the mother's family asked for help, and the master asked for medicine …

Feelings between men and women

"I like this flower. Will you give it to me? "

"What is mine is yours."

"What if someone else's?"

"Grab it for you."

Then, as long as she likes him, he becomes a robber.

"What are you thinking?"

"In the future, I want to get a force comparable to Xueyuan Villa."

Then, she decided to get her own, and he helped her.

"Well, this dish is delicious."

"Do you like it?"

Then he went in and out of the kitchen for her.

"He said he wanted me to be his queen, saying that the world was too big to be a king's land. One man is hard to defeat a thousand troops, and I can't escape from his palm. "

"…"

Then, in order to prevent her from being knocked out of position, she walked thousands of miles away unimpeded. He fought for his country and ruled for the world, and everything was under his control, so that the world would never dare to call her attention again.

Finally? In the end, he became a perfect husband, walked out of the hall, walked into the kitchen, beat the hooligan and beat his rival in love.

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Tianzong "Author: Maple Drift Snow"

Copywriter: If you can't tame a beast, it will become a beast.

If you don't know how to refine medicine, you become the ancestor of medicine.

Is there anything crazier than this?

When she was born again, she upgraded her previous madness, subverted everything and reorganized the world!

She is the only law of heaven and earth!

Like the ugly duckling, she became the first concubine of the talented young master who was absolutely beautiful in the city, and also became the public enemy of all women.

Insult, abuse and jealousy followed, and she defiled the honor of the young master.

Ordinary spirit, how can she stand beside Shaocheng and even carry his shoes?

When a woman with a black belly is born on the ugly duckling, she will lose her former look and bring her arrogance to the extreme.

Showdown, announce the world, who is not worthy of who.

Since then, the world has seen from her what is extreme arrogance-

Hit someone? Sorry, it's not her style. Without her hand, naturally someone is willing to act as a thug.

Bullying others? Oh, don't say that. Where did she bully people?

I saw all the people who were beaten to a pig's head at a glance.

Everyone looked colorful and flattered Michael Qi: "We beat ourselves, beat ourselves ..."

Domineering, she met an enemy.

"Don't … don't … don't …"

Yaya, who does he think he is?

Dare to mind her business?

It's just why her heart ached when she saw him standing in front of her regardless of everything and risking his life.

Is everything has its vanquisher?

There is a world of mortals, and eventually someone will walk hand in hand with her.

Wen Shuang, Gu Wu, beloved, strong woman, rebirth, waste.

PS: As you can see from the copy, there is a cannon fodder man at the beginning. . The hostess is looking for the second spring play. . Shuang chong Shuang c

Cold emperor poison doctor

She, Mo Qingzhi, the big miss of Blue Sky Villa, never forgets anything from childhood. When she was five years old, she was traveling with her mother, but she was assassinated. Her mother's maid pushed her five-year-old child out to save her life, just to give her a chance to live. Seeing her mother die in front of her, seeing a river of blood.

Into a river, she lay prone in the grass, because that scene fainted, and then woke up, but it was in the green hills of four famous mountains. Who saved her? Who sent her?

In the green hills, she remembered her mother's words. When she is not strong enough, the best way to protect herself is to keep forbearance. It will take her three months to learn a sword that others can learn in one day. In everyone's eyes, she is a stupid fool, but who knows, she is a genius that day?

She is elegant, but someone is always picking on her. She is both a doctor and a poison expert, and her martial arts are unfathomable. She can kill people invisibly, but, kill people? She shrugged it off.

In the ten years of Castle Peak, the wind is surging, and four famous mountains are striving for merit, pushing her onto the stage to see her jokes? Want to see her make a fool of herself? But who knows the white woman who stood motionless with her head down one moment, suddenly looked up at the crowd the next, her hands were instantly shot off, taking people's lives invisible. Everyone was shocked and looked at the stage with incredible eyes.

That vulgar woman in white took away everyone's heart at that moment, but disappeared when she became famous all over the world …

He searched thousands of miles for her, and when he found her, she was already his wife, heartbroken and pregnant with a full moon. When he knows that she has been abandoned, he will hold her in his arms and never leave!

He married her, but he didn't know that the person he cared about was his wife. When he misplaced it, he regretted it for life!

For her, he silently gave everything, just for her, Zhan Yan, smiling!

That white skirt won everyone's heart, burned everyone's eyes, lost everyone's affection and hurt everyone's heart. In the end, who can win her sentence and never give up? Who can win her a word, life and death?

This article is one-on-one

Doctor silly princess

Author: Tang Meng Ruoying

Copy: On the wedding day.

When the sedan chair was carried to the door, he gently lifted the curtain of the sedan chair, but there was no new person, only a piece of paper was pressed under a stone.

Looking at her happy font, his eyes, which have remained unchanged for thousands of years, faintly ignited a flame.

Good, good. On his flawless face, there is a faint smile, not anger.

However, no one saw the chill hidden in that smile.

If that woman dares to run away from her marriage, he will let her know the consequences.

Silly, she loves him without regrets and chases him.

However, he hates her guts.

A divorce letter fell mercilessly in front of her, but it also killed her.

When she woke up again, there was no stupidity in her cold eyes, only the sharpness of understanding everything.

He hates her, hates her, and everyone laughs at her and mocks her.

I don't know what a beautiful face she has under the ugly disguise, and I don't know what a smart and delicate heart she has changed in this body.

Meeting again, she was' busy' and refused to see him. .....

But she leaned back in a delicate and comfortable chair, holding the teacup gently with one hand and tasting it slowly, while the other hand gently brushed away the snowflakes leaning against her and boiled the smooth hair.

At that moment, he suddenly felt something shocked his heart.

However, she said softly,' Let the dog drive people away'.

Copywriting is so deceptive ... I can't see it. Fortunately, I opened it, otherwise I would miss a good article ~

At the beginning, love rat was not a male master, but a female master was excellent in medical skills and very clever, and never went against the wind.

The man is very cold, but in front of the woman, he is evil+black belly+a little shameless. A good man's silver is given to a strong and loyal woman ~

"A 26-year-old virgin?" The hostess said on the wedding night, and then the man suddenly became shy, which is very interesting. ...

This article abuses men with women, which is very enjoyable and very Japanese.

"Ghost King's Gold Medal Favorite" by Vax Mi Tu.

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Chongwen

Content introduction:

When I turned it over, it turned out to be an ancient version of Cinderella. Her sister was not only robbed of her fiance, but also promoted by her father to celebrate-

Joke! She's always been the only one who killed anyone. When will it be their turn to be arrogant

Hit her? All right! A needle makes you unable to lift your right hand again!

Scold her? All right! Kick you off the ice lake and feed the carp!

Assassination? All right! Let you not see the sun tomorrow!

What? Let her celebrate the bloodthirsty ghost king whose eight wives suddenly died on their wedding night?

No problem! She is a mulatto "witch", it will be interesting to see which of them is more bloodthirsty! Who is more ruthless!

Only when she married into the palace did she know that the ghost king was completely different from what was rumored outside.

Not only do you have strange poison in your body, you take medicine every day, and you have to bear the pain of bone erosion every full moon night.

The man's weak appearance made her gradually put down her guard and felt pity.

She swears, who told him to do this? She wants a thousand times, no, ten thousand times!

It's just that this man doesn't seem to be what he looks like …

Princess Feng is thirteen years old.

Introduction:

She, the leader of the special forces, kills and takes things, and goes her own way.

He, the stunning monarch of the empire, is ruthless and awesome.

As a modern mercenary, he traveled through time and space and became a petite thirteen-year-old princess.

When the ancient stunning prince, in the bathroom, facing wyndell dichinson's sword.

Who can conquer who?

"Don't touch my mind, or don't blame me for being rude."

Ups and downs in troubled times, this world is not all a man's world.

Wind and cloud converge to see who is in charge of ups and downs in this life.

"Poison Doctor Princess" by Wu Xiaoxiao End

On the wedding day:

Before the bridegroom could speak, she prostrated herself before the cock. The new princess was so angry that all the guests were stunned, hence the name' Poison Princess'.

The first day of the wedding:

In the hall of Qi State, the girl rewarded by the emperor was arrogant and mean. The new princess gave her a pill, and since then she has been speechless and sold to a brothel.

The day after the wedding:

The housekeeper put the rooster in the coop and was fined twenty boards at once. In front of the servants in the palace, the new princess made it clear: "From now on, men are chickens, and chickens are men."

Since then, the king of Qi has been in great chaos, and the first rule of family rules is that here, the princess's words are imperial edicts, and the prince is backward. ......

The first part:

In Jin's hall, several beautiful women knelt down. One of them stood on the top of the seat and said with laughter, "On the night of the Phoenix, the King of Qi killed his wife. If you like, I'll give you a side princess. "

Several beautiful women knelt, jealous and angry, standing proudly like rambling figures, cold as childhood, greeting the first man with aversion to cold and gloom.

"I'll see if I can get this princess," a word came out, and the whole hall rang with the sound of pumping, as well as the crazy anger of the first man.

The second part:

One day, the guests in the studio of the King of Qi got together, and there was a sneer, and the cold irony sounded from time to time.

"There is no wonder in the world, but someone worships a rooster," and everyone laughed.

Suddenly, a man as beautiful as an elf came out of the inner hall. He was as cold as ice and gave a biting order: "Whoever dares to bully her, she can only be bullied by Wang Ben, and all of them will be beaten out."

It's a pity that the people who laughed at before were all poisoned at the moment, and their faces were black and motionless. They were beaten and rubbed by slaves in Wang Fu and thrown in front of the gates of Wang Fu.

Nangong Ye, King of Qi, said, "Jiangshan and I are like paper. We used to think nothing, but now it's just a rainy night. If anyone dares to hurt her, even Conan, the destroyer, can do nothing. "

Nangong Zhuo, King of Jin: "I didn't want this woman at first, but the King of Qi just took me over, not to mention that she is nothing compared with Jiangshan."

Nangong Lie, King of Chu: "I thought she was just a pawn, but she inadvertently fell into eternal hell. If I can, I will never treat you as a pawn. "

General Simon Yun: "You are their pawn, I will take you away, and you have been wandering around the world since then."

The imperial doctor is a hundred miles away: "I am willing to wait for you forever and never leave. This life is enough."

Nalanjiu, fiance: "Saiya skirt, we have been married since childhood. I am your life, and death is your ghost. "

Prince Lin Guo Feng: "..."

Cold-blooded queen

Inch bone nail, broken red kills; Fight to dry Kun, flowers bloom and fall.

She has a pair of blood pupils, reborn with hatred, blocked contact with people with indifference, and wrapped her frozen heart with biting. Is she an angel or a devil?

He has the domineering spirit of Kirin, the ferocity of lone wolf, the ferocity of tiger and the viciousness of snake. He took hegemony as the blade and tenderness as the chain, trapping her layer by layer.

Strong woman, one-on-one

first part

In the distance, the man clung to the blue figure with water, looking at the woman in her arms with pain and entanglement, her heart suddenly broke, and she glared at the daughter of Xuetong in the distance, hoping to cut it into pieces!

"Your ugly face makes me sick. I didn't expect this heart to be so disgusting! "

The woman stood leisurely, like a wyndell dichinson demon. "Really?" The tone is quite pondering.

Suddenly, the beautiful image buried in the opposite man's arms looked up slightly, her eyes narrowed slightly, and there was a hint of provocation in the dark, although ... there was a fear of tarsal bones in the provocative eyes.

There was a warm hug behind him, only to see the man in the white cloak bow his head and kiss the ugly scar and bloody eyes, so fondly. The moment I looked up again, the eagle eye was brand-new, blond and cold! Sounds like a cold kiln!

"kill!"

the second part

"Who the hell are you!" The frightened voice is called out from the beauty's mouth, but if she is crazy, her beautiful face will become distorted!

Wearing a black robe, the bearer leaned lazily against the man wearing a white mink cloak, with ruby-like pupils shining brightly, a bloodthirsty smile hanging from his mouth, and said wickedly, "Autumn leaves?" Long time no see! "

Then, only heard a thunder, the beauty's left arm was forcefully torn off, and the shrill screams filled the whole palace, like being locked into hell by ghosts!

Mafia Queen: Don't be too arrogant to women.

He is a famous dude in Beijing, but who knows he is her?

It's okay for a woman to dress up as a man at her mother's behest, but she is free and unrestrained.

But, to propose to her, is this, in disguise?

On the wedding night, the veil was lifted.

"Man! ! "Shocked, her daughter-in-law is male?

Phoenix's eyes were cold, and the man under the hijab looked homicidal. He said coldly, "Woman? How dare you. " She just wants to go boating, enjoy weeping willows, laugh at life, be romantic all her life, and be chic once.

But if she is not with me, God doesn't like her comfort.

That element hand holds the wind and cloud, waving sleeves to break Kun.

There is only what I don't want in this world, and there is nothing I can't do.

Since I can't be an idle person, I will spread my wings for nine days.

Look at the world, who is competing with the front.

Demon Phoenix and Evil Dragon Author: Ruo Shui Liu Li

Chu smiled, with a delicate baby face. A sweet smile can always make people relax their vigilance easily. It looks cute and harmless, and people can't put it down In fact, it is cruel and cold-blooded.

Phoenix nirvana, rebirth, what kind of stormy waves will be set off? Ten thousand years ago, the demon phoenix and the evil dragon fell in unison. What secrets were hidden?

Highlight 1:

The beautiful girl looked contemptuously at the short wax gourd in front of her and said proudly, "Little witch, the prince's brother has proposed to the emperor, and soon I will be a crown princess." Brother Prince is not only outstanding in appearance, but also the best among all princes. Marrying him is the wish of all Fengdu women! "

"Oh!" The little man in front just replied faintly and kept looking at the lotus pond next to him.

The girl is very unhappy. Why doesn't this little witch get angry?

With a snort of cold, the girl's eyes showed a trace of pride and continued: "I am a phoenix destined by heaven, and I will stand proudly in the world with my brother and prince!" " Then he looked down at the person in front of him contemptuously and said contemptuously, "But I'm afraid you can't get married like this!" "

Looking at the back of her departure, the jade carving girl shook her head and sighed, "The pheasant has become a phoenix. What a world this is! "

Highlight 2:

Chu smiled, squinted at the winged wildebeest, and said contemptuously, "You are not qualified to let me shoot!" " Chin up, "kitten, hit it!" " "

The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground

Chu smiled, turned to look at the great white (sorry) tiger lying on the ground, and said with a face of hating iron and not producing, "kitten, you are so disappointing! Aren't you the king of beasts? Doesn't that horse look like a horse that scares you? "

White Wang Hu face twisted, it seems, can still hear the sound of the teeth. He growled at the winged wildebeest. "Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Chu patted its head with a smile and praised: "The kitten deserves to be the king of the tiger. It's amazing! "

White (sorry) Tiger King twitched at the corner of his mouth, raised his paw at her, and shouted maliciously, "Call me Ye Qiong!"

Chu smiled and looked at it reproachfully. "Kitten, I am your master. How can you be so mean to me? This is really a big violation! "

Highlight 3:

Lovely baby face with a sweet smile, looking at people frozen into ice sculptures, gently waved a hand.

"pa"

The ice was broken and disappeared, and the people trapped inside were smashed into pieces. With a few hands, I pieced together a "person".

Chu smiled, squatted down in front of the humanoid thing and sighed, "I have a lot of adults, and the Prime Minister can punt in his stomach. You tried to kill me, and I left you a whole body. Am I very kind? " Blink your eyes and look at those wide-open, unsatisfied eyes, as if waiting for his answer.

Everyone around you is sweating. Is this called a whole corpse? Is she still kind?

Looking at the expressions of people around him, Chu smiled, walked beside this handsome man with three points of righteousness and seven points of evil, hugged his arm, looked up at him, and asked innocently, "Evil, what happened to them? The expression is very strange! "

There is a smile in the rare eyes of gold and silver, and an evil spirit rises in the corners of the mouth. Purple ghost hugged her slender waist and said, "Nothing, they also think you are right!" "

"Oh ..."

Long tone, cold eyes swept a group of people watching, the next moment, the crowd exploded and dispersed.

Stick to one-on-one !

Beast and smile:

Xiaohei-"I was a cat in my last life, and I am also a cat in this life. I was bullied by you in my last life, and I was bullied by you in my life. What have I done? "

"Don't you feel honored? This is a godsend fate! "

Ye Qiong-"I said don't call me a kitten!"

"You look like a kitten!"

Feiyun-"Master, I am not a horse, of course I am not like a horse!" " "

"Well, it's not your fault that you don't look alike. You don't have to explain, I understand! "

Dragon domain-"He is a dragon, and I am also a dragon. Why do you only love him and not me? "

"Because he is evil!"

Crazy-"master, I am the king of beasts. Do you believe me? "

"You go and have a fight with the kitten, and whoever wins will win!"

Bai Ze-"Master, am I too fierce?"

"Er ... the rabbit has a temper!"

Mo Ran-"Master, I ... I like you!"

"Oh, thank you!"

Qingyi-"Master, I am a wolf!"

"Aren't wolves and dogs a family?"

Red brand-"Master, I really want to hit you!"

"Wait until you can beat me!"

Charming statue-"I can't believe that my nine-tailed fox is not as charming as a dragon!" " "

"I don't want to hit you, but I really don't want to!"

Fruit-"Master, why doesn't the master hate me?"

"Because you are a girl!"

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