The most popular jokes at present (37 selected sentences)

2, no matter how high martial arts are, I am also afraid of kitchen knives.

3. Eat a little to lose weight.

4, don't bow your head, because you have a double chin.

5, unrequited love has no result, for example, I love math.

6. There are always some fools who are friends I can't abandon.

7. I love you. How many times have I said it and how many people have changed?

As an experienced person, I told you not to come over.

9. Summer is not good. I didn't even drink the northwest wind when I was poor.

10, among the 10,000 little monsters passing by, I have only seen you.

1 1, long time no see. I don't know how ugly you are.

12, sometimes you pretend not to want it because you can't get it.

13, you take the initiative, we will not only have stories, but also have children.

14, the feeling of math class, close your eyes and open them again, and the blackboard will be full.

15, true love clearly thinks that the other person is a pig, and is still worried about being taken away by others.

16, you must be confused and don't pursue the truth. hellip the truth is a bitch!

17, the monthly exam teacher didn't raise his hand. He really thinks he teaches well.

18, weather forecast: recently, a master of picking up girls was born, so please pay attention to it.

19, my object is very good, and it is also very good for me, and it is very good for horses, rabbits and dogs.

20. The meat that grows on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat!

2 1, why there are so many people who get something for nothing in the world, but I am missing one?

22. When it comes to the advantages of boyfriends, in a word, five words will pick a girlfriend.

23. After the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words are only said to people who understand.

24. You've had enough of a woman named Wang Sicong's husband. What qualifications do you have to be my mother?

25. It is shocking that cold jokes generally go beyond conventional thinking and do not conform to logic and real life.

26. I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

27. If life deceives you, don't be sad or anxious, it will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

28. I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.

29. In the past, letters were far away and carriages were slow. I have only loved one person in my life, but I can accommodate many concubines.

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't get sick.

3 1, I have to discuss it with my partner. Don't you have no date? So there is no need to discuss it.

32. There is a woman who is still moving without makeup. There is a kind of woman who is afraid to meet people who don't wear makeup.

33. Before, a girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery, which was quite successful. I can't recognize who asked me for money anymore.

34. You and your girl ticket are really sweet in the street. I am holding hands. I'm afraid my hands are loose, so she goes shopping.

Although I have no books, notes, classes or review, I have a heart that I don't want to fail.

36. Seeing the news that the child was abducted, the friend said: Didn't the mother teach the child not to run? I silently mend the knife: * * Mom wants you to study hard. helliphellip

37. One night, Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor pierced the sky. Xiaoming soon made a wish to make me the most handsome person in the universe! Miracle happened and the meteor came back.