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Burglary, tearing up children's summer homework? And fried 15 eggs to eat, son: lucky or unlucky?

First of all, the speaker is not a joke. It's true, true, true (the important thing is said three times). Recently, an absurd thing happened in a community in xingqing district, Yinchuan. Thieves broke into houses, fried 15 eggs and tore up the children's summer homework. At this time, ......

Caught a thief at home, only to find that nothing was lost, except a few bottles of beer, 15 eggs, and children's homework on the ground. This ... I wouldn't believe it if it wasn't caught by the camera. What about the thief's dignity? Scrambled eggs and a little wine. Are you here for dinner?

There is no homework in summer vacation. At this time, children. ..............................................................................................................................................................

Now it's really the first time for a thief to do this. It seems that everything should be professional. It's a pity to eat here.

School starts tomorrow. Child: Teacher, my summer homework was torn by thieves.

Teacher: I don't believe it. Didn't you write it?

Student: It's true. If you don't believe me, read the newspaper. I really didn't tear it. Photographs are evidence. ......

Teacher: ......

At present, these thieves have been detained for burglary. At this time, looking at the homework on the ground and eating 15 eggs, I can only say that I have done a good job.

You must guard against these new theft methods.

On average, every three minutes in Germany, there will be a burglary that invades a house or apartment! Criminals are getting smarter and smarter. Look at the new tricks of criminals disclosed by the German media.

Transparent adhesive technology:

In order to determine whether the house is still occupied, criminals usually put transparent glue on the door of the house. If the transparent adhesive is still intact after a while, the thief will know that no one has been in or out of this room!

Tip: When you find a similar tape, you must be extra careful, because it means that your home may already be within the target range.

If you are not at home, be sure to let your neighbors take care of your house and garden!

Starting from the outdoors:

Thieves sometimes carry heavy equipment, such as chainsaws, telescopic saws and electric drills. On the one hand, it is convenient for them to enter the house, on the other hand, they can get some camouflage. Criminals usually get power from outdoor sockets!

Tip: If you don't need to use the park power yourself, please be sure to turn off the power! Such as the power supply in the tool room or the front of the external wall.

Fire detector trap:

More and more thieves claim to be craftsmen who come to repair. It is said that they will enter the house on the grounds of insisting on using smoke detectors, but in fact, they want to steal jewelry and valuables.

Tip: You must confirm whether your property management department has informed you that you really need to check the smoke detector. Don't let strangers into the house. If there are any bad signs, please call the police!

Noise:

For apartments in many cities, criminals usually use background noise (tram, work noise) to cover up the facts of the crime. Especially when breaking into houses, they will make noise according to the surrounding conditions.