Should English jokes be translated into medium and long types? Come on, everybody, 3Q.

The problem of St. Peter, three people, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer died, and they appeared in front of St. Peter. St Peter told them that in order to go to heaven, they had to answer a question. He looked at the doctor and asked, "There is a movie about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg. What's its name?" The doctor replied, "Titanic", and then he was sent there. Then he looked at the accountant and said, "How many people died on that ship?" Fortunately, the accountant just finished watching the movie, and he replied, "1 500!" " . St. Peter sent him there, and finally turned to the lawyer and ordered in a very heavy voice, "Name them!" " Three people died, namely a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer. They came to St. Peter. St Peter told them that if they want to go to heaven, they must each answer a question. St. Peter saw the doctor and began to ask, "There was a movie in the cinema before, which said that a ship sank after hitting an iceberg." What's the name of this movie? " The doctor replied, "Titanic", and the doctor was immediately allowed to enter heaven. Then St. Peter looked at the accountant and said, "How many people died on board?" . The accountant was lucky because he had just finished watching the movie and replied, "1500 people were killed." St Peter also sent accountants to heaven. Finally, St. Peter turned to look at the lawyer. He asked in a very serious tone, "Tell me all the names of 1500 people?" Napoleon was ill and Jack went to the university to study history, but at the end of the first academic year, his history professor failed him in the exam and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided to see the professor and urged him to let Jack continue his studies next year. "He is a good boy," said Jack's father. "If you let him pass this time, I believe he will make great progress next year and pass the exam with excellent results at the end of the term." "No, no, that's completely impossible," the professor replied at once. "You know, last month I asked him when Napoleon died, and he didn't know!" "Sir, please give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You know, I'm afraid we don't have a reporter at home, so none of us know that Napoleon is ill." Napoleon went to a university to study history. At the end of the first semester, the history professor failed him and the school asked him to drop out. However, Jack's father decided to see the professor and urged Jack to continue his research in the coming year. "He is a good boy," said Jack's father. "If I let him pass this time, I believe he will make great progress next year. At the end of the semester, he will do well in the exam. " "No, no, that's impossible," the professor answered at once. "You know what? Last month I asked him when Napoleon died, and he didn't know. " "Sir, please give him another chance." Jack's father said, "You don't know. I'm afraid it's because our family doesn't subscribe to newspapers. Our family didn't even know that Napoleon was ill. "