I beg Bai Kainan, Jia Ling, crosstalk, and the lines and scripts for the new version of the White Snake.

lt; The New Legend of White Snake in a Small House>; Son: Alas, alas, alas, alas (bringing a bench to the stage), my parents asked me to do my homework, and it was a multiple-choice question, and the question said Bai Su Zhen is a character in which story? A Huanzhugege B Ugly Invincible C "The Legend of the White Snake" D Let's go watch the meteor shower together. Oh, it must be C, The Legend of the White Snake Bai: Ah, I can't live this life Xu: Just get used to it Bai, just get used to it? People also marry doctors, and I also marry a doctor. You open a clinic, offering half-price clinics on 13-5 and free clinics on 2-46. You think you are Bethune! Xu: I think it’s possible. Bai: You let My son and I are crowded into this ten-square-meter house. Do you think my son and I are little birds? Xu: I think it’s possible. Bai: I want to divorce you! Xu: I think it’s possible... No, what did you say? What? You are asking for divorce when your child is so old. Bai: I am saying this just because our son is so old. Look at our son, he has grown so big at just eight years old. The youngest in this house makes our son frown. He is even more embarrassed than He Jiong, and can hardly live anymore. Xu: My wife, if you lose weight, you can still squeeze in. Bai: What did you say? Xu: Don’t delay the child’s homework. (Run) Bai: Come back! Son : Oops, we quarreled again. When we quarreled, I did my homework. When I did my homework, I quarreled. Oops, alas! Xiao Ming gave me a moonlight treasure box and said that I could go back in time. Let me give it a try. Pineapple and jackfruit~ No response, it’s fake at first glance. Bai: Ah! I can’t live this day. Xu: Just get used to it. Bai: Just get used to it. People also marry doctors, and I also marry a doctor. You opened a clinic, one, three, five. Half price, 246 free clinic, you think you are Bethune! Xu: I think it’s possible. Bai: You let me and my son squeeze into this ten square meter house, do you think my son and I are little birds? Xu: I think. Possible Bai: I want to divorce you! Son: I think Possible Xu: What did you say? Bai: Do you still have such expectations? Son: No... No, the uncles and aunts in the neighborhood are all looking forward to this day Bai Xu : Oh, you little bastard, little bastard, little bastard... (Hit his son on the head) Son: Pineapple and jackfruit~! Bai: I want to divorce you! Son: I think it is possible. Xu: What did you say? Bai : Do you still have such expectations? Son: No... No, the uncles and aunts in the neighborhood are all looking forward to this day. Bai Xu: Oh, you little bastard, little bastard, little bastard... (Hit his son on the head) Son : Pineapple and jackfruit~! Bai: I still want to divorce you! Want more? Xu: Beat. Son: Oh~ I didn’t say anything. Bai: That’s right. Xu: Let’s talk about it after beating. Bai Xu: Oh, you little bastard, Little bastard, little bastard...(Hit my son on the head) Son: I hope our family will always be happy, pineapple and jackfruit~ Transition background music (Beautiful West Lake, March God, spring rain is like wine...) Bai (Bai Suzhen): (Singing) We are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away, but it is difficult to hold hands with each other (Shouting) Qing'er, Qing'er, come on Qing (Xiao Qing): Come on, sister, I want to dress up. Come on, come on Come on, come on. Bai: Wow, you look really ugly dressed up. Qing: Sister, thank you. Bai: Qing'er. Qing: Yes. Bai: I wonder if I can meet the one I love on this broken bridge. Xu Xian came to the stage to speak. : Look, is that young man on the broken bridge the person we are looking for? Qing: Ah, this is easy to handle, let me take a look at his past life. (Points to Xu Xian) Pineapple and jackfruit Xu: (Singing) I will give it to you Leaving Thousands of Miles Away Bai: Fei Yuqing! Xu: You are silent in black and white Bai: Pineapple and jackfruit Xu: Beautiful and beautiful for you... (sorry, I didn’t hear it clearly after listening to it several times) Bai: Chunchun! (It seems like It's... sweat--!!) Pineapple Jackfruit Xu: Hugging you Oh my baby, it's you Bai Qing: Tian Zhen!! Bai: I don't believe I can't live without singing! Pineapple Jackfruit Xu seems to have felt her pulse (However, after reading the lines at the end, something seems wrong. The picture quality is not clear and I can’t see clearly, so I can only guess.) Bai: Wow, doctor Qing: Doctor of Western medicine. Sister, why do you want to find a doctor of Western medicine? Bai: Silly Qing'er, have you forgotten? My sister has just metamorphosed from a snake into a human being. We must ask someone to repair these two prosthetic limbs.

Qing: My sister really has a developmental vision. Alas: But I don’t know what his character is like? Qing: This is easy to handle. Let me test him. (Throwing money) Whose money has been lost? Oh, whose money has been lost? Hey! Xu: Yeah, whose money is this? (Pick it up) Whose money? Whose money? Bai: Cough Xu: Ah, miss, miss, miss~Beauty Bai: Ah! Officer, what’s the matter? ? Xu: I just picked up 50 yuan. Is this fifty yuan yours? Bai: I took it, took a photo, and looked at it. This money is not mine. (Qing narration) : At that time, the difference between their hands was only 0.01 centimeters. After reciting that poem, they would fall in love with each other completely. Xu: Miss, the sea is all water, and the spiders are all legs. Bai: OK The poem Xu: Chili pepper, you are so spicy, girl, I will never regret knowing you in this life. White: Outside the green mountain building outside the mountain, the young master's body is as strong as an ox. The spring breeze blows people's hearts. (Xu: Good poem) See Guanren is really appetizing. Xu: Niangzibai: Guanren, why don’t we use the fifty yuan to rent a ten-square-meter house? Xu: Miss, the house price is too expensive now. With your little money, you can’t even buy a small house. . Bai: You forgot, we are in the Song Dynasty now. Xu: Oh, you mean to use these fifty yuan to rent a ten-square-meter house. (Bai: En~) Xu: Let’s get married. Bai: That’s great. Xu: Become a couple: I agree Fa Hai: I don’t agree Bai: Fa Hai! Xu: Fa Ge Fa Hai: Xu Xian, you are a human, she is a demon, your union is a human demon. Bai Suzhen, today I will accept you Xu Xian kneels down Xia Bai: Official Xu: I beg you, as long as you don’t take her in, I swear, I will be a doctor in my next life. Moreover, there are free clinics on 135 and 246 at half price: What about Sunday? Xu: Madam, Zhou I still have to watch Mango Training Camp in the future. Fa Hai: What does this have to do with me? Bai Suzhen, I want to take you in. Bai: Official! Xu: Madam! Wait for a thousand years. The music starts. Bai: Official. , today I have to accept you Xu: Madam~ Oh, I received the wrong one, received the wrong one, received the wrong one~ Fahai: My signal is not good, go back and accept it again. Bai Suzhen, I have to accept you Bai: Official Xu: Lady Bai: Officer, you have to take one last look at our son. Xu: Son, you haven’t given birth yet! Bai: Sorry, I forgot. Officer, if I can be with you in the next life, even if I live in a house of ten square meters. I am also willing to promise: Ten square meters, are you also willing? Bai: I am willing to promise: I am so moved. Bai: Official Xu: Take it quickly. Bai: Ah? Fa Hai: Ah, yes, yes, Bai Suzhen, I want to accept it. I know you Bai: Official Xu: Lady Bai: Wow, the thunder broke the microphone, husband~! Xu: Wife Bai: You were Xu Xian in your last life. Xu: You were Bai Suzhen in your last life. Bai: We are so destined, from now on. Stop quarreling. Xu: Let’s live a good life. Bai: The room is not there. Xiao: Just have a bed. Bai: Hate it! Husband, if we quarrel every day, even if we live in a house of 200 square meters, it’s still a small house. Xu: Yes, if we are happy every day Yes, no matter how small the house is, it is still a happy base. Bai: Huh? Where is our son? Xu: Son, you didn’t give birth. Bai: I gave birth. He is already eight years old. Xu: Oh, yes, where is our son? Son... . Bai: Who are you? Fahai: I'm sorry, I haven't changed. You two can play, I'm leaving first. Bai Xu: Son!

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