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1, XXX, I marry you, you are my wife. ? So-and-so, I marry you, and you are my husband.

2. Now children break up and choose Valentine's Day? Nowadays, children choose April Fool's Day.

He will bring me the warmth like the sun in winter. ? She will bring me cool like a summer breeze.

Within ten years, I will definitely let you wear a wedding dress and walk into my house. ? Ten years later, I will definitely put on my wedding dress and walk into your house.

The stalled Ferris wheel broke the previous oath. ? Scattered all over the sky, tearing up previous promises.

6, sometimes like suffering from depression, you will suddenly feel bad. ? Occasionally, like having autism, I suddenly don't want to talk.

7, not gentle, not beautiful, but with you by my side. ? Not tall and handsome, but with you by my side, life and death depend on each other.

8._ _ _ Er is the most perfect note in my mind. ? _ _ _ Er is the most perfect melody in my mind.

9. How can I interpret life without you? ? How can I interpret happiness without you?

10, quarrels not aimed at breaking up are all show love. ? Relationships that don't aim at marriage are hooligans.

1 1. Has that girl followed me all her life? Xiansen; This kind of life determines you.

12, there is such a person, protecting her for others, you won't be at ease. ? If you have such a person, you will not be willing to change others to accompany him.

13. Love without pain is not true love? A marriage that does not feel happy must be a sad marriage.

14, there is a yearning, which is a touch of happiness. ? There is a kind of happiness, which is a constant concern.

15. Every time I sit on the cliff, I want to jump countless times. ? Every time I stand on the edge of the cliff, I am watching you quietly.

16, there are always too many tears in my eyes, and I keep pulling. ヮ? There is always too much affection in my heart, and I am constantly entangled. ヮ

17, sadness is an emotion of an era. ? Summer is a memory of mood.

18, I thought long love was companionship? I thought loving you was the future.

19, life has been in a hurry for more than ten years, why is it so sad everywhere? Life is in a hurry for more than ten years, so why bother everywhere?

20, Tianchang and other things, clouds,? Long-term management of the sea, changing fields,

2 1, he doesn't know that in my heart, his thoughts are a kind of beauty in my life. ? She doesn't know that in my heart, her life is more wonderful than watching fireworks.

22. You are the one I love, the one I promised to protect, and still love so much. ? You are the one I regret after struggling to give up, but I still love you very much.

23. You stood in the middle of the crowd with radiant light, just to protect me from being hurt again. ? I'm trying to make myself stronger. I just want you by my side.

24. Walking on the road you walked, I feel your emotions. ? Looking at the books you have read, I am feeling your feelings.

25. Boy: Do you swear to never leave my concubine? Girl: I swear to be with you for the third time.

26. I don't want to play, I don't want to watch TV, I don't want to play with my mobile phone, I just want to love you. ? I don't want to play, I don't want to watch TV, I don't want to play with my mobile phone, I just want to kiss you.

27. In the dark, how many people are hiding in the corner crying, and how many people are sleeping. ? Under the blue sky, how many people have been daydreaming and how many people are happy.

Thank you for your gentleness when I needed you most? Thank you for your gentleness when I miss you very much.

29. All eyes were focused on me, and the performance was so dazzling that you were dumbfounded instantly. ? All eyes are focused on me, and the performance is so dazzling that you dare not blink.

What is the most urgent thing to go? What hurts the most is the truest feelings.

3 1. Do I always feel happy when I laugh at you when I am sad? ? Are you unhappy when you are sad?

32. Tiramisu in my palm, and your warmth, miss you faintly. ? The cappuccino in my palm and your temperature, I miss you faintly.

In her picturesque eyes, he galloped on the battlefield for half his life. ? The treacherous plot was brought to court, and her face was shameful in his heart.

34, men, the upper body is self-cultivation, the lower body is the essence. ? Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

Ali said: forgetting the face of a peach is the hardest thing in the world? Peach said; Erasing Ali's memory is the most painful thing in the world.

36. You see people are more handsome, gentler and more careful than you. ? Although I am not as handsome, gentle and careful as him, I love you.

I used to like a boy very much, and it hurts to think of him. ? I once liked a girl very much, and it warms my heart to think of her.

Young man, take me away and live in that undersea temple, because I want to marry you. ? Girl, come with me and meet in the hanging garden, because I want to marry you.

39. I want to sing that old song, and I have never stopped moving. ? I want to sing that old song and make peace with you softly.

Little fool, we should wear school uniforms and walk hand in hand on the playground. ? Little fool, we are going to walk hand in hand on the beach in our couples' clothes.

4 1, there is a kind of love, called your company. ? There is a yearning for you.

42. Trapped in the city that guards you, be a domineering king. ? Stay in the city where you are trapped and be a selfish and flattering emperor.

43. Your eyes are full of beauty and take away my heartbeat? Your tenderness is so close that it takes my heartbeat away.

44. Hold your hand and keep walking. Hold my hand and never look back,

45. Coming is accidental, and going is inevitable. Do your best and let nature take its course. ? It is natural to become indifferent and lose calm and strive for it.

46. Is there a person named SWL? That woman's name is WSM.

Don't say I've changed, just say you're bored? Don't say different, just say bored.

48. I really hope that when I am tired of running, I will look back and see you panting and smiling. ? I really hope that when I am tired of running, I will look back at your panting smile.

49. I really hope to look back at your panting smile when I am tired of running. ? I also expect you to look back at me with open arms when I get wet.

50. Are you a stupid egg? You are a silly fool.

5 1, can you give me a month? I will make you like me. ? Fool, it won't take a month. I already like you. I really like you.

52. I just want to be with you simply. ? I just want to be with you forever.

53. I love you, only as big as a circle, because that is my heart. ? I love you, only one arm away, because those are my arms.

54. Young man, are you still waiting for the flowers to bloom and fall under the buttonwood tree? ? Girl, are you still waiting for the flowers on the other side to bloom and fail?

55. Interlocking our fingers is a tacit understanding between us. ? Four eyes are opposite, and the sweetness between us is mutual.

After 56 or 30 years, if I persist, I hope it belongs to me. ? Thirty years later, if I am still moved, I hope it belongs to you.

57. I want to go with you in the future. ? _ _ _ _ I will go with you in the future.

58、? Life is attitude, and youth is capital? Living is a kind of enjoyment, and keeping a low profile is the capital.

59. I will marry you. You are my wife. ? I will marry you. You are my husband.

60. Love is a short-lived comedy? Marriage is a long farce.

6 1, the beginning of love is comedy? The end of love is tragedy.

62. Mint has a comfortable green color, but it's cold inside. ? The color of lemon is warm yellow, but who knows its heart is sad and cold.

63. No matter how handsome the world is, it is not as handsome as my goods. ? All the beautiful girls in the world are not as beautiful as my family.

64. What if you smile? Life is braver without happiness. ? So what if you cry? Dry your tears and move on.

65. Kindness is not necessarily evil, but also cruel. ? Fighting against ideals is not only secular, but also naive.

Maybe I take myself too seriously? Maybe I treat the past as a memory too much.

67. All sadness always leaves a trace of joy. ? All regrets always leave a perfect corner.

68. There is a person who loves me very much. How can I not cherish it? ? There is a person who loves me very much. How can I not cherish it?

69. The most painful pain is to forget with a smile. ? The most beautiful injury is crying and letting go.

70. Smiling when misunderstood is a kind of accomplishment. ? It is magnanimous to smile calmly when you are wronged.

7 1, please don't be sorry for the girl who gambled with you on youth in the future, okay, boy? Please don't give up the teenager who will spend the rest of his life with you in the future, okay, girl?

72. I want to be a girl and protect you as a best friend forever. ? I want to be a boy and protect you forever in the name of my brother.