Rhyming joke

English joke: two lines of romantic rhyming poems deeply poke the punch line!

A foreign newspaper held a competition to write two lines of rhyming poems. The first sentence is as romantic as possible, and the second sentence is as unromantic as possible. The following are some selected works.

1. My dear, my love, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you ruined my life.

My dear, my love, my beautiful wife,

You ruined my whole life.

When I was dreaming, I saw your face.

That? That's why I always wake up screaming.

Your face is hazy like a dream,

So I woke up screaming.

3. Kindness, intelligence, love and hotness;

This describes everything you are not.

Kind, smart, affectionate, sexy,

It's a pity that you don't take any of these.

4. Love may be beautiful, and love may be happy.

But I only slept with you because I was angry.

Love is a blessing from heaven, how beautiful love is,

But I only slept with you because I was drunk.

I thought I wouldn't love anyone.

-Until I met your brother.

I thought I only loved you all my life.

Until I met your second cousin.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses withered, the violets withered, and the sugar bowl? It's empty, and so is your head.

Delicate violets, bright red roses and sweet sugar are as beautiful as you.

But violets will wither, roses will turn yellow, and sugar bowls will be empty, just like your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet hug;

But what about don? Don't take the paper bag away from your face.

I long for your gentle hug,

But don't take the mask off your face.

I love your smile, your face and your eyes.

Damn it, me? I am good at lying!

I love your bright eyes, your face and your smile.

Shit, I really lied. There was no draft!

9. My love, you take my breath away.

What did you step on and smell like this?

Love, you suffocate me,

Where did you get the stink?

10. My feelings for you cannot be expressed in words.

Except maybe? Go to hell. ?

My love for you is beyond words,

Except for one sentence? Fuck off, okay? !

1 1. What inspired this sentimental verse?

Two vodka and one lime.

What inspired me to write sentimental poems?

Two vodka and a slice of sour lemon.

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