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Holmes and his assistant are camping in the mountains. Late at night, Holmes woke up his sleeping assistant and asked him, What are you thinking when you see the stars all over the sky?

The assistant replied in a daze, from an astronomical point of view, the stars are far away from us. They look small, but they are actually very big, so I think how small we humans are!

Holmes roared angrily, you idiot, didn't you find our tent stolen?

Someone went to the toilet in an upscale hotel and saw the door: Don't wear it out. He thought to himself, are things in high-end hotels still afraid of being worn out? How stingy!

When he finished, he pressed the automatic flush button. The water was so big that he was soaked through! He suddenly realized: one comma less can kill people!