Connotation of ancient 100 thousand cold jokes

Connotation of ancient 100 thousand cold jokes

A buddy threw me a note and asked me who wrote the Tao Te Ching, and then I told him Lao Tzu! Then he filled in my name. This big brother has an acute IQ. Hundreds of thousands of cold jokes are in the joke network of fresh graduates.

At this time, I am most afraid of two bowls of hot tea.

A scholar fled to a rich man's house in the famine year, hoping to beg for something to eat, but afraid that the rich man would not give it. So he said to the rich man:? There is a quirk in my life. I feel dizzy at the sight of steaming steamed bread. ? The rich man didn't believe it, so he put the scholar in a room full of steamed bread. After a while, he saw that all the steamed buns had been eaten up by the scholar. The rich man roared: What are you afraid of now? The scholar smiled. At this time, I am most afraid of two bowls of hot tea. ?

Hehe hehe.

In fact, as a man, the most pitiful thing is Tang Priest. People around him, whether friends or enemies, hope that he will die soon!

After a long time, I dare not look straight at many classics.

Silver Horn King: Monkey, do you dare to answer when I call you? Wukong: What the fuck is wrong with you? It's hard for a pervert to hear his name!

If you ask your grandson, will he write his name?

Once in an exam, a buddy threw me a note asking me who wrote the Tao Te Ching, and then I said to him,' Lao Zi! Then he filled in my name.

It can be found that he has no shirt.

Once upon a time, a prince suffered from depression. The doctor gave the prince a prescription and told him to put on a shirt that he was looking for a happy person to wear, and he would recover after wearing it. The king searched everywhere and finally found a poor woodcutter. He sang loudly and was very happy. The king was ecstatic and hurriedly took off his shirt, only to find that he didn't have one.

What are you doing here? Get out?

Mu Guiying looked at the front urgently. I was in a hurry, so I went to the general's camp and watched him walk around. It's hard to talk. The general asked. you

what can I do for you? Mu Guiying:? Next, General Mu: What are you doing here? Get out of here.

You Po Hou are naughty again.

A village invited the Monkey King to catch a demon.

The monkey asked, what kind of demon did you ask me to catch?

The village chief said: We don't know what kind of demon it is.

The villagers nearby should have arrived: goblins come and go without a trace and rob the village every time they come.

Monkey: Oh! So this is a robber. . .

What a robber! ! !

The name is reversed.

A rich man gave birth to two sons. The older one is called Wisdom Fofo Agbo, and the younger one is called Fucai.

One day, the neighbor said to the rich man:? Your son's name is upside down. ?

The rich man said, you mean that the big one is called getting rich and the small one is called getting fat?

The neighbor smiled and said:? Yes, make a fortune first. You don't have to do anything if you have money. Carefree will make you fat! ?

It's hard for me to help you.

In ancient times, a poor man, Tomb-Sweeping Day, went to visit his ancestors' graves with a bunch of gold ingots and paper money, and said with emotion, When will you get up and help me? ? It means to make Yuanbao real and help him. Yuanbao said:? Count on me to help you hard, and I can help you only if you are hard. ? The dead can use silver ingots for paper money.

Than my wife.

Wei Xiaobao, Yang Guo, Guo Jing and Ling Huchong compare their wives together.

Yang Guo said: My wife is willing to jump off a cliff for me.

Guo Jing said: My wife is willing to break up with my father for me.

Ling Huchong said: My wife is willing to be imprisoned in Shaolin Temple for me.

Wei Xiaobao smiled and said nothing. They looked back. Shuang'er has been asking Huang Rong, Little Dragon Girl and Ren Yingying for phone numbers and Q numbers.

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