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Emotionally intelligent speech skills necessary for daily use
Essential high-EQ speech skills for daily use
Others say: "I'm going to work"
×: "Go, go, go"
√: "I'll wait for you to come back"
Others said: "You're late"
×: "I'm sorry!"
√: Thank you for returning Waiting for me! ”
Others said: “Can you drink?” "
×: "No, no, I can't drink~"
√: "Come on, come on! I'm good at pouring wine! ”
Others said: “You are so good-looking! ”
×: “No, no/thank you~”
√: “I just like a discerning beauty/handsome guy like you”
Others said: "You're a bit short"
×: "What do I care about if I'm short?"
√: "I can't help it, it's all because of my appearance"
Others said: "You are so outstanding"
×: "Thank you"
√: "I have to, and you don't care who my best friend/niece/student is. .."
Others said: "I think you and XX are similar"
×: "Ah, is it true?" /Ah, okay"
Others said: "I think you and XX are similar"
×: "Ah, is it true? /Ah okay”
√: “Really? I like her very much. I think she is so beautiful and talented! ”
Others said: “Do you live alone?” "
×: "No (nervous)"
√: "I'm afraid I'll scare you when I'm half alone! ”
Speech summary
Change “I don’t know how” to “I don’t know much, can you help me?” ”
Change “hahaha” to “You’re so funny”
Change “fuck” to “Thousands of words are in my heart”
Change "You are awesome" to "A master is actually by my side"
Change "Uh-huh" to "No problem"
Change "No time" to "I It's urgent"
Change "casual" to "I'll listen to you"
Change "ok" to "pretty good"
Change "buy Change "Buy" to "You can consider buying it"
Change "I don't drink" to "I'm good at pouring wine"
Change "You are so stupid" to "You are very good" Thoughts"
Change "You are so ugly" to "You are still very good"
Change "I understand" to "Did I understand?"
Change "I don't know" to "I can learn"
Change "I don't know" to "I will understand immediately"
Change "You can't" to " Try harder"
Change "I don't smoke" to "You guys can smoke"
Change "I don't play mahjong" to "I'll make tea for you"
Change "You are so ugly" to "You need to take care of yourself"
Change "Too annoying" to "It's good that you are happy"
Change " "You are so ugly" was changed to "You are so cute"
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