Funny classic sentences to praise men

Funny classic sentences to praise men

I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot if you run around on the street like this. Below are the classic funny sentences about praising men that I have collected for you. You are welcome to read them.

Funny classic sentences to praise men

1. Don’t be a Heihenan people, they saved my life. I was in school in Shenyang, it was dark, and I was walking on the dark road alone. It was almost 2 o'clock in winter at that time, and it was almost Chinese New Year, so all kinds of robberies and thieves were rampant. Coincidentally, I met a robber like this. Changfeng was so tall and tall, so I was scared to death and ran as fast as I could, but it was all in a small alley. Just when I was about to despair, I only heard a thud, the robber disappeared. Did I think this was the appearance of Buddha? When I took a closer look, it turned out that Rob fell into the manhole because he was only chasing me. Thanks to the people from Henan for saving me!!

2. Don’t always criticize the people from Henan. People from Henan are very nice. There is a brother from Henan in our dormitory. He is a very nice person. Our dormitory has never been lost. After all, there is always more!

3. Chinese men are not lacking in interest, they are just not good at expressing themselves. When a woman is beautifully dressed, a man should appreciate and praise her. A casual sentence will make a woman happy for a long time. If you happen to be a woman’s favorite idol, it will make her sweet for a long time! Even an abstract good man like this philosophy, When praising a woman, a woman will not say rudely: Bah! So, men, please say to the women around you: You look great today!

4. Beijing’s smog makes all mothers happy We are all anxious, and I am no exception. I am thinking about sending my children back to my hometown in Northeast China to spend the autumn and winter. But the child is learning to speak, and the way the old ladies chat and praise people there often makes my hair stand on end, and it makes me feel embarrassed just thinking about it. For example, the auntie of the doorman downstairs would praise my son very enthusiastically: Oh my, what the hell, this kid is so damn smart...

5. Two guys in the dormitory praised me for having so many girlfriends. Okay, one person said that my girlfriend is a graduate student and talented. At this time, the boss who just came back from renting a house said: So what, you put her head in!

　6. You are too tall. It’s easy to recognize.

7. Judging from your appearance, your father doesn’t look like that kind of person!

8. I have seen ugly people, but never such an ugly one. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

9. I discovered that the way to attract a man is to keep him unavailable; the way to attract a woman is just the opposite, to keep her satisfied. .

10. People in the upper class always like to do some obscene things.

11. To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to be untidy.

12. You are the song of anxiety in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

13. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

14. On the train, a white man and a black woman were breastfeeding their babies. "Mom, mom" the white baby stopped and said coquettishly, "I want to drink chocolate milk too."

15. If one day I become a pervert, please don’t forget that I was also innocent.

16. We are like two parallel lines that can never intersect, but one day the parallel lines will bend.

17. You are so famous. You have made more than 100 movies, but now you are not allowed to be broadcast due to the anti-pornography policy.

18. I wanted the paper airplane to take me into your heart, but unexpectedly it crashed halfway.

19. Don’t say sorry to me, because we have nothing to do with each other.

20. How many children have been harmed by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

21. I am a flower on the cliff, no one can see me or praise me.

22. After today, don’t meet again. I’m afraid I’ll wake up and beat you several times every day.

23. After getting to know you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

24. If you comfort others, you will never be able to comfort yourself.

25. Don’t put pressure on me, that will be my motivation to become your boss. Funny classic sentences to praise men 2

1) I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you. How can they call you a pig? This That's outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever they look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to a pig.

2) A dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest waste in human history

3) If you pretend to be cool, humans will have to use asexual reproduction

　5) If you don’t wear clothes, you are a beast, but if you put on clothes, you look like a beast...

　6) You T.M.D. look so easy to recognize .

7) Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

8) This person has a charming and suave figure. The favorite of beautiful girls all over the world is the shop waiter next to the cosmic super handsome guy who is chased by girls every time he goes out.

9) He is breathtakingly long...

10) He is so long He is very innocent and looks sorry for the people and the party.

11) Looks very sci-fi, very abstract!

12) Looks really creative and lives with courage!

13) Look at you Your father doesn’t look like that kind of person!

14) Your appearance slows down the Internet speed, and your appearance consumes too much memory

15) You look very loving. Dedication is very strong

16) You look like a car accident scene

17) You need to reinvent yourself

18) Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? ?

19) You are a good person, your whole family is a good person, and all the eighteen generations of your ancestors are good people!

20) If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I won’t even look back. Consider me a gangster!

21) Why are you covering your face with your butt!

22) Your appearance is very refreshing!!

23) I don't want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot if you run around on the street like this.

24) I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

25) After being with you for so long, I finally realized that you have grown up like a human being. ;