100 hilarious jokes

During the Nanjing Massacre, a Japanese soldier went to the toilet one morning and looked down. He was very scared when he found that one of his eggs turned green. Want to know if you have done too many bad things? I heard that there is an old famous doctor in China who specializes in intractable diseases, so I went to see it.

"Doctor, what do you think is wrong with me?"

The old Chinese doctor looked at it carefully for a long time and said, "In my years of medical experience, I have never seen such a strange disease. I think it's safe to cut it! "

The Japanese soldier thought: I still have a unicycle gun, so cut it.

So the old Chinese doctor cut him an egg.

A few days later, when the Japanese soldier went to the toilet, he found that his other egg had turned green, so he quickly went to the old Chinese doctor.

"What's wrong with me?"

The old Chinese doctor looked around. "With my years of medical experience, you may have deteriorated. Young man, it's important to save your life. Cut it off. "

The Japanese soldier thought: That's it.

So the old Chinese doctor cut him another egg.

However, a few days later, the Japanese soldiers' sticks turned green.

Now Japanese soldiers are really desperate. Come to the old Chinese doctor.

"Doctor, what do you think is wrong with me?"

The old Chinese doctor pondered for a while and said, "With my years of medical experience, your underwear has faded."