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I can’t remember a joke. Come and help me think about it, I really can’t remember it. Urgent. . . .
A few boys were accused of smoking, and the teacher called them one by one to have a heart-to-heart talk.
The first boy truthfully admitted that he had been fucked hard; after returning to the dormitory, he said: Brother, I took the responsibility alone, so don’t admit it when you go there.
[Scene 1]
Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?
Boy A: No.
Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let's eat some root fries.
Boy A naturally stretched out his two fingers and took it...
Scene 2
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy B: No.
Boy B heard the situation of A, so he took the fries very carefully.
Teacher: Why don’t you dip some ketchup?
Yi accidentally dipped too much and immediately flicked it with two fingers.
Teacher: Don’t smoke? The posture of flicking cigarette ashes is very skillful. Call parents...
{Scenario 3}
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy C: Don’t smoke.
Teacher: Don’t smoke? OK, let's eat some root fries.
Boy C finished the fries very carefully and sweating because of the first two examples.
Teacher: Why don’t you take the roots back to your classmates?
Boy C took the fries and put them on his ears...
Scene 4
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy D: I don’t smoke.
Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries.
The boy Ding finished the fries with fear and put the fries in his jacket pocket.
The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here.
The boy Ding quickly took out the chips from his pocket, threw them on the ground, and stepped on them with his feet...
[Scene 5]
Teacher : Do you smoke?
Boy: No.
Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries.
The boy just took the fries, and the teacher said he won’t treat me to some?
The boy quickly handed over the fries with both hands, and then took out the lighter...
[Scene 6]
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy: No.
Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries.
The boy finished the fries with fear and put the fries in his jacket pocket.
The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here.
The boy's palms were already sweating and he lowered his head and said: Hello, principal!
Teacher: The principal will ask about the taste of your mouth.
The boy took out the chips from his pocket: OK, it’s still here, the fire hasn’t started yet...
[Scene 7]
< p>Teacher: Do you smoke or not?Boys: Promise to God, I will never smoke.
Teacher: You really don’t smoke? OK, let's eat some root fries.
The boy took the fries very naturally and ate them all.
Teacher: What a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?
Boy: (getting carried away) Greater China...
[Scene N]
Teacher: Let’s eat French fries!
Boy: Thank you, no.
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