What does itchy chrysanthemum mean?

Question 1: Why is it said on the Internet that the chrysanthemum is itchy? There is another meaning hidden in this: Has the questioner come into contact with friends who like to tell dirty jokes? Some people subtly call a man's penis a "chrysanthemum" and describe it as a one-yuan coin - the front is "1" and the back is "chrysanthemum". I hope this explanation can help you deal with your confusion. Note: I am just answering, the content of the answer has nothing to do with character.

Question 2: What does chrysanthemum itching mean? Should it be so euphemistically dirty? . .

Question 3: What does it mean when your balls hurt and your chrysanthemums itch? Hello, classmate Xiaoyao, here is the answer for you! It’s an internet slang that the egg hurts and the chrysanthemum itches. The egg refers to the two round things inside the legendary man’s vagina; the “chrysanthemum” refers to the legendary man’s vagina, the latter one. Eyes, "danchu" was created by Chinese World of Warcraft players, and its antonym is "danzu" (danding, calm). The general meaning refers to all kinds of unreasonable things done because of being too bored. It also refers to the state of boredom, such as "idle pain". All the irrational things you do now can be called "dangan"; "dangan is itchy and chrysanthemum is itchy" is similar to the Internet language "dangan is itchy and chrysanthemum is tight", which refers to an exclamation term, such as: I am so idle that my butt hurts, and I am so depressed that my butt is sore. Painful, boring to the point of pain, meaning that people are bored to a certain extent. Hope you are satisfied!

Question 4: What is the cause of chrysanthemum itching*** Itching is a common localized neurological dysfunction skin disease, which mostly occurs in middle-aged and elderly people between 20 and 40 years old, and young people under 20 years old. Less frequently, it rarely occurs in children. It is limited to itching of the skin around ***, sometimes mild and sometimes severe, sometimes stinging or burning, sometimes like insects crawling around, sometimes like mosquito bites burning on fire, sometimes severe itching, which is even worse at night, making people restless. . Due to itching, the skin will ulcerate, ooze, and scab, and will not heal for a long time, causing the perianal skin to thicken, the wrinkle walls to become thick and rough, showing radial wrinkles, lichen-like changes, pigmentation or loss of pigment, and spreading to the perineum, scrotum, and * ** or sacrococcygeal region.

*** What are the symptoms of itching?

1. Feeling of incomplete defecation: There are abundant nerve fibers in the anal canal, including both unmyelinated nerve fibers. There are also myelinated nerve fibers and more ganglia, forming an accessory sensory organ. Therefore, in the early stages of anal sinusitis and anal inflammation, patients often have a feeling of incomplete defecation, accompanied by the feeling of foreign bodies embedded in the anus and a falling feeling.

2. Pain: usually tearing or burning pain. Tearing pain is often accompanied by vaginal damage or the spread of inflammation under the surface of the anal canal, and symptoms worsen during defecation. When the external sphincter is stimulated, the pain may increase. Due to the close relationship between pain and defecation, patients are afraid of defecation, which further leads to constipation and aggravates the patient's pain.

3. Itching: Although vaginal itching caused by anal sinusitis is not as typical as vaginal pruritus, it is difficult to relieve itching by scratching. Itching is caused by the stimulation of the vagina by inflammatory exudates, and the patient's vagina is often moister than that of normal people.

4. Reflex pain: Reflex-like pain often occurs in anal sinusitis, which can be reflected to the urogenital area through the internal nerve of the vagina and the third and fourth sacral nerves, and to the urogenital area through the iliohypogastric nerve and anococcygeal nerve. Reflexes from the sacrum and coccyx, or to the lower extremities via the sciatic nerve. It can also cause gastrointestinal symptoms such as indigestion, excessive gas, or constipation.

Question 5: There are three possibilities for why a girl’s chrysanthemum is itchy: Parasites, pinworms, crawl from the intestines to lay eggs near the anus at night, which will cause more serious itching. ; Hemorrhoids, but will not have such a strong reaction before going to bed; *** Itching, caused by bacteria.

1. Pay attention to personal hygiene; 2. Go to a pharmacy for consultation; 3. If it is serious, or hemorrhoids require medical treatment.

Question 6: Why is the chrysanthemum itchy? Heat and wash with 500 grams of vinegar and 5 grams of salt, three times a day.

Teach you six ways to prevent hemorrhoids:

1. Strengthen systemic and local functional exercises to improve disease resistance.

2. Correct bad defecation habits and promptly prevent and treat constipation and diarrhea.

3. Avoid excessive fatigue and balance work with rest; avoid walking with heavy weights for a long time and running long distances; avoid sitting, walking, standing, and squatting for a long time. If there are occupational needs, you should constantly change your posture.

4. You should wash your vagina after diarrhea, after defecation, when you sweat excessively in hot weather, and after walking for a long time.

5. Keep your emotions calm and stable, and avoid excessive emotions.

6. Avoid spicy food or sexual drugs.

*** There are many causes of itching: *** Skin diseases, *** Rectal diseases, parasitic diseases, endocrine diseases, allergic reactions, mental factors, liver and kidney diseases, environmental factors, etc. . Go to the hospital for examination and treatment in time. Avoid eating and coming into contact with foods, chemicals, lacquers, non-toxic foods, and certain drugs that you are allergic to. In addition, the toilet paper should not be too tight, too hard, or rub against the skin. Toilet paper should be clean, soft and absorbent. For toilet paper, do not use paper with ink writing, or use plant leaves or soil clods to wipe the toilet paper. Wash the toilet paper with warm water after using the toilet or before going to bed to keep it fresh and clean. Do not use any chemical lotion and cut it. Do not use hot water for a sitz bath. You should also avoid anxiety, worry, excessive mental stress, and do not scratch the *** skin with your hands.

Question 7: Why is the chrysanthemum itchy? There are bugs inside. , you twist it and break the bug inside, and it will stop itching after it dies. However, treating the symptoms does not cure the root cause. If it doesn't recur, just feed a big bug in and eat the small bug, and then it won't happen again in the future. If you don't feel embarrassed in front of others, you can do this: tell him: "Yesterday I saw that XXX picking his anus. His movements were so obscene. Do you know how he did it? I will demonstrate it to you once~~~~ He was like this I picked it~~~~" Problem solved~~

Question 8: What should I do if my anus is always itchy! ! ? The cause of itching is that inflammatory exudates cause irritation to the vaginal skin, resulting in unbearable itching of the vaginal area, which is more severe at night. It makes people feel restless and sleepless all night. *** Itching causes vaginal discharge to increase, the surrounding area of ??the vagina is moist and unclean, and the vagina is polluted. The patient feels that the vaginal area is wet and sticky, which is very uncomfortable. Some female patients have to use small panty liners from time to time, but long-term use leads to outbreaks of gynecological inflammation. *** Itching can cause pain, usually tearing or burning pain, and the pain worsens during defecation. Therefore, patients are afraid of defecation, which leads to constipation. There is often a feeling of incomplete defecation, tenesmus, and a foreign body embedded in the anus, which aggravates constipation. In severe cases, there may be bleeding.

Method: Simple *** Pruritus: For treatment, oral administration of traditional Chinese medicine combined with fumigation and washing is used. While regulating endocrine, the fumigation and washing medicine directly contacts the lesion to ensure timely and accurate onset of drug effect. , the clinical effect is excellent.

It is recommended that you go to the hospital for treatment in time! !

Question 9: Why is my chrysanthemum itchy,,,ah,,,ah,, There is a saying that the reason my chrysanthemum is itchy in the middle of the night is because there are roundworms in my stomach, and they go around to lay eggs in the middle of the night. So itchy, sometimes it’s not because of this