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1. Stop! Don't run away! These days, even pig manure is unreliable!
2. Summer is just not good. When you are poor, you can’t even eat the northwest wind.
3. My sister never speaks human language, what she always talks about is mythology.
4. First love is infinitely better, but it’s just that you die too early.
5. Piggy! How do you want me to repay you? You kiss me for happiness, and I kiss you for pleasure, haha.
6. Brother Shark! Just stop pestering me, okay? The price of pork has not increased yet! If you are really hungry, go to the market and buy some!
7. Although I am living in the world! But he’s just a little bastard! There is no legend about me, Big Wolf Brother, in the world!
8. The old pig will know that you are a monster as soon as his discernment is opened!
9. The most painful thing in life is: when your eyes are sleepy and you want to sleep, your heart is awake. I was definitely kicked.
10. Since I bought insurance, I don’t have to look at traffic lights when walking. No one is afraid of whom!
11. If one day I become a gangster, please tell others that I have been pure too. In my world, I am still pure, only this world is dirty.
12. Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is for dead people.
13. Smiling is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.
14. In such an era and in such a world, you are too embarrassed to see your friends if you suffer from depression.
15. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing up like this?
16. I really don’t know if you are from Mars or from a mental hospital.
17. In order to celebrate Singles’ Day, I became a bachelor. I am a traditional man, so I have always supported the system of three wives and four concubines.
18. Because of the broken necks and looking back in the past life, we met in this life. We are destined.
19. There is a thing called "bad", and I have applied for a patent.
20. I think bears all over the world look like bears!
21. Hello! The big one is bad! Don't make me get angry. Just because I don't get angry doesn't mean I won't!
22. You don’t need to thank me! Thanks, why am I so embarrassed to take your money?
23. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.
24. Drawing is an art of life; looking for draw is an attitude towards life.
25. I really don’t know which came first, the chicken or the fool.
26. Apart from love, there are also carrots that you can’t extricate yourself from!
27. I think what a woman is most proud of is not how beautiful she looks, but how many women her man will reject for her.
28. Life is not an arcade, and it cannot be continued with just one coin!
29. I am not Newton, so whoever smashes my head.
30. Mom said that people who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery along the way brought by their mistakes!
31. Can you feel a little sad and pretend to be reluctant?
32. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late.
33. I have always been very low-key! It’s just that you always give me applause and screams!
34. How pitiful a girl is without scandal!
35. I will not offend others unless they offend me; if someone offends me, I will eradicate them.
36. I am not a coffee table, so why do so many cups always follow me and never leave me!
37. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t play the sadness of my old pig!
38. If you don’t fight, your face will look like peach blossoms. You don’t know why the flowers are so red.
39. Alas! I'm a little tired and don't want to wander on this road anymore.
40. Brother lowered his head, not because he was afraid, but because he was looking for bricks.
41. When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero! I want to work hard to achieve my dreams to make up for the bragging I did when I was a kid.
42. I’ve been really busy recently, and it’s even hard for me to get 16 hours of sleep a day!
43. Big sister! We are just supporting actors! Why are you so tired?
44. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead! The former wave died on the beach!
45. Picasso, this flower and you are a perfect match! Pigs poop, if you are like flowers, cows will not dare to poop in the future!
46. Do you really dare to take action? If I hit you, I'll hit you! Still have to pick a date? Did I hit too hard?
47. We are just moving in another direction. When it comes to wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him.
48. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hillside.
49. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
50. There has been a lot of social unrest recently, and monsters and ghosts appear frequently.
51. I remain silent despite the sound of wind, rain, and reading; family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs are none of my business.
52. Don’t tell jokes at the beach, as it will cause “sea laughter”.
53. Dad, the way you walk is so cool! Dad, I have always been very low-key! It’s just that you always give me applause and screams!
54. The most painful thing in the world is to have a goal that is too ambitious and not have the courage to start, hehe! I'd rather be a hawker selling offal!
55. Come on, come on! Don't nag Big Wolf Brother so I can daydream!
56. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste.
57. If you can do it, try not to make any noise; if you can kill someone, try not to leave anyone alive!
58. Wu Dalang, if the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out long ago!
59. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you have to fall in love.
60. The handsome pig! Even a fart smells good. Please use it slowly!
61. Alas, when asked what love is in the world, Buddha said: trash!
62. I won’t take action, you old pig! I really didn’t know that I was both civil and military!
63. Does being big mean you are powerful? Aren’t the dinosaurs still extinct?
64. Apart from love, there is also carrot that cannot extricate itself.
65. When dry wood encounters strong fire, it is a bright show. When wet firewood encounters flames, it is boring.
66. I think back then, we were always fighting with each other; look at today, we are stalking each other.
67. The beasts still have some compassion! I have none! So I am worse than an animal!
68. It’s not that I’m not sad, I just don’t know who to tell.
69. Alas, my family couldn’t afford the heating bill, so they had to burn money. It was still so cold after burning all night.
70. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, Brother Big Wolf must fall in love no matter how ugly he is.
71. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.
72. Brother Shark! Why are you so persistent! If we keep chasing him, everyone will be exhausted!
73. Living in tragedy shows that God allows you to strive for self-improvement.
74. Ruhua, it’s not that I look down on you, it’s that I don’t even have the desire to look at you.
75. Even if you are handsome but scumbag, you still have to be reasonable!
76. Good animals are the foil of bad animals like us.
77. Life is not an arcade, you can’t continue with just one coin!
78. We can show our cheeky spirit wherever we go! I'm the best! I'm so prosperous that I don't show off my power! You think I'm rubbish!
79. I am a bee who never holds grudges. I usually avenge them on the spot.
I'll kill! Let you have a taste of hitting the nail on the head!
80. Brother Big Wolf! Have fun! Experts recommend not sleeping for more than 24 hours a day! Just enough is enough, don’t go too far!
81. These days! Prices are in line with Europe, housing prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa. There is nothing I can do about it!
82. Is the world too hypocritical, or am I too naive?
83. The salted fish turns over, but it is still the salted fish!
84. During the period of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek acquaintances.
85. The tragedy of life is that when you want to cut both ways, you only have one knife!
86. Looking at the world through tears, I see the whole world crying.
87. There is a poop on your head! Who dares to step on your head!
88. Brother Picasso, you are so handsome! certainly! It's gold and it shines everywhere!
89. Little pig! With your wisdom, it’s hard for me to explain to you!
90. For the first time, I felt that being invisible was so safe.
91. Life is nothing more than making others smile and making them smile again!
92. Don’t think too much after falling. Get up first.
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