/kloc-a short encyclopedia of 0/00 words, including how much to ask and how much to add.

1. Professor Q: What are the similarities between rotten radish and pregnant women? A student replied: it's all caused by bugs. Only get 60 points. Another student got full marks, and the answer was: it was all because he was late.

2. My brother and I went running. After running a few laps, my stomach began to hurt. I said to my brother, "You go and buy wrapping paper for me (China homophonic joke, wrapping paper and steamed bread), and I'll go to the toilet." But after waiting for almost half an hour, my legs were weak and I still smoked and didn't come back. There is no one else in the toilet. I really didn't move. I took off Neiku and wiped my ass, thinking of going out and killing you idiot. I just came out of the toilet and saw an idiot eating there. Before I could speak, he said, "How did you get out?" Steamed buns are cold. "fuck ...

I saw a boy professing to a girl on the road today. The girl said, "If you can give me the rainbow at once, I will associate with you!" " The boy asked, "Where do you want it to appear?" The girl held out her left hand and said, "Here it is." "Then my little friend and I were so shocked that our chins fell off: I saw that boy grabbed the girl's left hand and pressed it to the ground, and then stepped on it hard. ...

4. Homophonic jokes-Lu and Shi Jin

Walking, the road met Shi Jin and went forward to say hello: "Shi, have you eaten?" Shi flew up with anger and kicked: "You just eat shit!" " Shen Zhi stood up and patted the dirt on his body, puzzled: "Shi Jin, what's wrong with you?" Shi Jin retreated a few tens of meters, running and yelling: "You make me desperate! ! ! "

5, homophonic joke-six plus one equals seven

My joke is too low-level-one is Deng in my roommate's class. . . Then they add up to six plus one equals seven. . . .

6. Pig said, "Brother, go to the hospital quickly. I heard that the hospital opened a department specially for you. " Wukong: "Oh? What department? " Homophonic joke "2b Monkey Family-Otolaryngology!"